Tuesday, 10 September 2013

I Think I Swallowed Something

Tex Avery’s unnamed cat realises he’s swallowed a bowling ball in “The Counterfeit Cat” (released December 24, 1949). The credited animators are Grant Simmons, Mike Lah and Walt Clinton.



Well, Boxoffice magazine seemed to think the cat had a name. Its summary from February 2, 1950:

Good. Spike, the alley cat, has designs on the pet canary in the house. Only dogs are admitted so he rips some of the fur off a mongrel pup, disguises himself and enters. The dog guarding the house interferes every time Spike gets the canary, though he is given bones to bury. The pup losing the fur teaches both a lesson.

As any Avery fan knows, the watchdog drooling for bones is Spike.

For what it’s worth, Boxoffice gave “good” ratings to eight of the nine Avery cartoons released in 1949, including “Little Rural Riding Hood.” The only one getting “very good” (the highest rating) was “Bad Luck Blackie.”

Monday, 9 September 2013

The Hidden Friz

It isn’t easy for a director to appear in his own cartoons, unless there’s some live action footage. But Friz Freleng showed up in a few shorts, sometimes as a character and sometimes in the background.

Paul Julian inserted Friz in the 1951 release “Putty Tat Trouble,” featuring Sylvester and an orange cat rummaging around a basement after Tweety. You can see Friz in a background portrait. Evidently, the homeowner didn’t like it and chucked it in the basement.



There’s another reference to the studio’s senior director on a box. And you thought Jell-O was number one.



Warners wasn’t the only studio to feature these in-jokes and Julian wasn’t the only artist who painted them, but he’s probably associated with them more than anyone else at the studio. And it’s fun when you stumble onto them.

Sunday, 8 September 2013

Kenny Baker's Farewell to Footlights

Kenny Baker was supposed to appear on the final Jack Benny Show of the season on June 25, 1939. He never made it. His name was mentioned but his absence was never explained. Within three weeks, Baker had signed an exclusive contract with his other radio show, The Texaco Star Theatre. He revealed several years later he didn’t like playing the role of a dope on the show, though some newspaper columnists of the day out-and-out said Baker was a prima donna who wanted more air time and something other than pop standards to sing.

There was certainly no hard feelings on Jack’s part to Baker’s departure; by all accounts, Jack Benny was never the kind of man to have a grudge, let alone hold one. References to Baker kept popping up on the show over the next dozen-or-so years. During that time, Baker bounced around a bit (and had his own starring show in “Glamour Manor”) but finally retired as television was taking over from radio.

The question of “Whatever happened to Kenny Baker?” was answered in the January 1955 edition of TV Radio Mirror. Baker penned a story himself, or at least got the byline, focusing on his family (the Mirror doted on stories of the family lives of the stars) and his spirituality. Oh, and he got in a plug for his records and his show on the Mutual Network. The only puzzling thing is—if Baker was forlorn about the strain touring was putting on his family, why didn’t he simply get a TV show in California? He would have been able to see his family when he came home at night, just like countless other stars with children (Ozzie and Harriet Nelson, for example). It could have been, for whatever reason, television didn’t come looking for Kenny Baker. Or, like Phil Harris, he may simply have had enough money where he didn’t need to work and therefore the luxury of enjoying life instead.

We're Really LIVING!
We've found the things that mean so much more than bright lights and applause . . . our own fireside, love, understanding—and faith

By KENNY BAKER
You've heard the saying, "He's really living!" But have you ever asked yourself what really living means?
Well, I did, one day about six years ago. I was standing under a flashing red neon sign which was blinking out the message, "Kenny Baker—appearing nightly!" I asked myself, then and there: "Kenny, boy, you call this living!"
My answer was: "Hardly—hardly living at all."
Sure, I was making thousands a week. My name was up in letters two feet tall. And every night I was bathed in the glow of the footlights, had my ego buoyed up as it rode the crowd's warm wave of applause.
But what was there to look forward to when the theater lights went off? What did I do then? For months at a time I was three thousand miles away from my wife, children, and home; after the show, I had nothing except bare hotel room walls, a lonely dinner in a restaurant—and, the next night, another taxi to the theater.
That was the routine for years. There was Reno, New Orleans, Washington, New York; each a lonely carbon copy of the other city. True, every so many months, I might be lucky enough to find myself playing in Hollywood, my own home town—or I might just find two weeks between shows to race to the West Coast, laugh and play with my family for ten short days, and race back to the show again.
But was this living? No, it wasn't. It wasn't even existing. I might as well have been dead; and in the eyes of my family I was dead—for, in the days and months I was away from home, they had learned to live without me! That flashing neon sign may have announced to the world in general that here was a real, live and kicking Kenny Baker. But the time came when I realized it was simply a blinking, animated, neon headstone. Following me from city to city, that sign had become my ambulating epitaph.
So that night, about six years ago, I decided to make it read: "Kenny Baker, Appearing Nightly Where He Belongs—in his own living room with his wife and three growing kids."
And, if someone were to ask me today what living really is, I think I could tell them: It's a trailer vacation in the great North Woods; it's being a father to your sons—yes, and even being a boy again with them; it's evenings with a living room full of family; afternoons encouraging both sons and daughter with their problems; and it's a morning hymn around the breakfast table. That's really living.



But all wasn't sweetness and light when I gave up the roadshow footlights for my family. When I came home to play the role of father to my children, I received a shock: Since they were my children, I thought I could give them all kinds of advice and direction and, just by putting in the time, everything would turn out okay.
Unfortunately, I was wrong. When my son, Kenny, Jr., was in high school, I tried to point him in a certain direction. He was taking language courses, for example, such as Latin and French, and I thought he was capable of getting better grades than he showed.
Poor Kenny, Jr. was as unhappy as we were. He wasn't interested in Latin or French, and hence didn't put any time in on them. But, when it came to automobile mechanics, working on his car, or playing on the football field or in the swimming pool, that was something else again.
So what did we do with Kenny, Jr.'s problem? We did the only thing we knew how: We waited and we prayed—no pressure, nothing. We simply recognized that Kenny was a capable boy, that we weren't anything superior in the way of parents and that, if we gave our problem over to the Power from which all intelligence stems, the answer would be forthcoming.
And the answer did come: Somehow, someone suggested that Kenny take a series of aptitude and interest tests. I'd never heard of them but, in our experience, they have proven themselves both scientific and worthwhile. The tests give a series of scores in different learning areas —for example, in language, mechanical, mathematical and reasoning abilities. We learned that Kenny was a capable boy (as we had confidently expected all along) , but his best area was the mechanical-engineering field, not in languages!
What we had been doing was to force our young man into an area that didn't fit him. As a result, this force was destructive to his happiness—it made him feel inferior, a little rebellious.
But, as a result of the abilities tests, today he is doing well as an engineering student at the University of Southern California. He has been selecting his own courses, he has been happier doing it, and has been getting good grades. He's even in the Naval ROTC—a decision he made.
Fortunately for our younger children—Susie, 16, and Johnny, 12—we learned about our mistakes through our older boy, Kenny, Jr. We have discovered, for instance, that, while both youngsters enjoy music, they don't have the inclinations toward it that I had at their age. So there has been no urging on our part for one of them to "carry on the family name" in music.
They like music, yes. But they like other things better. Johnny, for example, has already shown the same aptitude and abilities toward structural engineering in which Kenney, Jr. had won his success Sure, he plays the accordion and he studies it, too. But this is more of a joyful escape for him, something he likes to do once in a while. It's not the thing he wants for a vocation, and we are not foolish enough to push him in that direction.
We learn from experience, and both Geraldyne and I learned from Kenny, Jr. that children can't be pushed. This has helped us with Susie and Johnny. As a result, Johnny is a happy twelve-year-old —actually, a happy young man. It's a pleasure to watch him grow, to develop. He has his studies, and they are at such a level that I can help him with them. We sing duets together; we go to ball games; we fish and travel in the trailer. In short, we have a close father-son relationship—again, this is
really living!
And Susie, at sixteen, is quite a young lady now. She enjoys music, too, plays the piano well, but she has no wish to become an entertainer. Her main ambition is to be a successful mother and housewife. She's learning to cook and keep house. She and Geraldyne are like two sisters with the chores around this place, and Susie is doing a good job learning the household skills. So this is the family I came home to, six years ago. In that time I've watched the boys grow into young manhood, and my daughter become a young woman. Every summer of those six years we spent traveling together in our trailer to the national parks on our West Coast. Believe me, the time we've spent in Sequoia or the Big Sur, surrounded by the giant redwood trees, listening to the peaceful songs of the forest, have been moments when we knew we were near our God. And when a family shares this experience, I call that really living.
But some may ask the question: Did I retire from the entertainment world when I came back to Hollywood and my family? Of course not. I had worked in and around Hollywood for years before taking to the road—in fact, the first several years of my professional career were spent making auditions in the Los Angeles area.



I was born in California; so was my wife, Geraldyne. We went to Long Beach Junior College together; she sat across the aisle from me in class. I went on a blind date one night with a pal of mine, and Geraldyne, the pretty girl I'd been watching for weeks, showed up as my date!
I remember that first date: My pal and I were in a school minstrel show, and our girls were to come along to help us put on make-up. Geraldyne spent the early part of the evening putting black cork on my face, so I could go out and sing, "Look down, look down, that lonesome road . . ." which, I might add, we've gone down together now for twenty-one years—not all of them "lonesome"!
Those audition years were finally topped with my first big break around 1932. I won a contest sponsored by Texaco which gave me a guest spot with Eddie Duchin at the Cocoanut Grove. This led to the Jack Benny Jello show (I still have a box with the signatures of all the cast on it), then the Texaco Star Theater and more radio shows, then motion pictures—"The Mikado," "Hit Parade," "The Harvey Girls" —and, finally, the Broadway production of "One Touch of Venus," with Mary Martin and John Boles.
For some time, while doing the road shows, I had been harboring the desire to record an album of sacred music—hymns that people loved. So, when I came back to Hollywood, this was the first thing I turned to.
The results of these recordings were beyond all expectations: I heard from people all over the world—Saudi Arabia, New Guinea, Africa and Iceland. One woman sent some of the records to a deaf friend of hers in Indonesia. Later, that woman came to this country and visited us here at home. She hadn't heard a sound in years; but she went into the den, put her hands on the record machine, and nodding her head she said, "Beautiful—most beautiful music I've ever heard."
That was one of the most satisfying experiences I've ever had.
(Editor's note: It is only fair to mention that eight albums of sacred songs have been made under Kenny Baker's Ken-Art label. Most of the material has been turned over to the Christian Science Publishing Society for distribution. It was most rewarding to Kenny to hear that Army generals, chaplains throughout the Armed Services, and hospitals all over, have requested records of his sacred songs. And it is gratifying, too, for him to hear—as he does daily—from these organizations expressing their appreciation for having Kenny Baker as their church soloist, in cases where groups could not afford to have a soloist as part of their church services.)
My experience with the sacred records had a sobering influence on my thinking —especially in regard to the field of entertainment.
You know, with as much practice as I've had, it was easy to go out on a stage, to put on a show that would make people laugh. And this is definitely one important aspect of entertainment. But the records have helped show me that there is something more than mere entertainment. It's from this idea that our Mutual radio program, The Kenny Baker Show, arose. Besides the songs, the wit, wisdom, and helpful hints, we've hoped that there would also be something to encourage and inspire you, our listeners. That's the "little more" we'd like to leave with you.
Having left the roadshow footlights, I'd like to think now I've been a successful father in those six years. I know I've been a much happier man. I'd also like to think I've been successful in this final stage of my career. So, if you find you enjoy our program whenever you hear it, we hope you'll let us know. Your reply will certainly assure us that we are
really living!

A boy in the ROTC. A girl who wants to be a housewife. How can you tell it’s America 1955?

Kenny Baker died of a heart attack on August 10, 1985, age 72.

Saturday, 7 September 2013

How to Make a Krazy Kat

The permanent arrival of sound in the motion picture world was a big boon for animated cartoons. Walt Disney figured out how to use sound to its best advantage, coordinating the action on screen to music and adding sound and vocal effects (and, later, more and more dialogue). Other studios followed. Soon, more companies began releasing cartoons—Warner Bros., MGM, 20th Century Fox—and stories began to crop up in print to answer the curious who wondered how cartoons were made.

Here’s a syndicated piece that appeared in a number of papers; this version was in the Buffalo Courier Express of January 19, 1930.

Making of animated sound cartoons is involved and laborious task
By W. E. J. MARTIN

Animated cartoons, with sound effects, are one of the most interesting novelties on the screen. They represent an entirely different technique from the motion picture feature. Cartoon and feature film both begin with a scenario, but from that point they diverge into different channels.
One company has been turning out animated cartoons for more than fifteen years. During that period nearly every animator of any importance has worked for the firm at one time or another.
20 Men Make Drawings
Take Krazy Kat, as an example. Those cartoons are the creations of Ben Harrison and Mannie Gould [sic]. The two men work together plotting the antics of the educated cat and after having arranged a complete continuity, turn it over to a staff of twenty animators, who make the separate drawings that go into the film. It takes approximately 9,000 separate drawings made with pen and ink to produce a six-minute cartoon. Twenty men work for four weeks perfecting the extraordinary athletic maneuvering which go into those few minutes.
Introduction of sound has wrought certain changes in the animated cartoon to the way of speech, synchronised scores and sound effects so elaborate that the drawings must be made more carefully in order to fit the music closely.
A ten-piece orchestra prepares and executes the score while four effect men under the direction of an expert in queer and unusual sounds provide the incidental noises. When the drawings are completed, they are filmed, one drawing at a time. The complete animated action film is then synchronized With the speech, effects and music. Now consider those Silly Symphonies. They are made to much the same manner, with perhaps a variation in the number of drawings. In any event, one may be assured that from 5,000 to 9,000 drawings go into the production of cartoon comedies.
Keeps Them Busy
The sound effects expert has a collection of bells, drums, beans in pans, wind machines, glass for clashes, pistols for shots, hoofbeat producers, train whistles, steam machines, and other queer articles. During the making of the audible portion of the film, it is obvious that the effects expert and his crew are busier than a flock of one-armed paperhangers.
Cost of each of those symphonies is about $7,000. The biggest expense it the salary of the artists. A musical director is responsible for the music and the sound effects. He writes all the scores. Those are used not only to produce the sound, but also to guide artists, for under each note is written the action. Orchestras for the symphonies range from eight to twelve pieces.


The still frame you see above is from the 1930 Krazy Kat cartoon “The Apache Kid” from the collection of Milt Knight. He screened it for some people not long ago and posted the screening below. Because a digital camera is taking video of a projected version of the cartoon, you’ll see audience members pop up and hear them in the background. There are some great morphing gags in this, as good as any studio.

Friday, 6 September 2013

Who Killed Who Death Scene

Since the title of the cartoon is “Who Killed Who?”, someone has to die. And The Victim (as the flashing lights on his armchair conveniently labels him) is bumped off early in the picture. However, he stops his cinematic death scene to grab an off-screen mattress to cushion his fall.



But he doesn’t land on it. He turns and falls backward to the floor. The gag isn’t through, though. A sheet automatically rolls up over top of him. Tex Avery and his writer resisted adding an instant lily afterward.



There are no animation credits on this cartoon.

Thursday, 5 September 2013

Multiplying Sylvesters

The title animation says “Henery Hawk in…” but he’s not the star of “Crowing Pains” (released in 1947). That honour goes to the evolving version of Foghorn Leghorn in his second cartoon.

When Bob McKimson took over as a director at Warners, his take on the Warners characters was a little screwy at times. He had a few great Bugs Bunny cartoons, but he also cast Bugs as a little ignorant. Here he has Sylvester tormenting a dog, which doesn’t really fit his personality. Fortunately, he and writer Warren Foster must have realised it as the cartoons became a battle of wits between the dog and Foggie, a far more satisfying pairing.

In this short, Foghorn once again convinces the naïve Henery that something is a chicken—in this case, Sylvester. The cat tries to escape the chicken hawk, who Foggy has disguised in an egg outfit. Sylvester suddenly turns into multiples of himself, each pose held for a pair of frames. Here are some of them.



The cat then jumps back into itself and zooms away.



Thad Komorowski tells me Izzy Ellis did this scene. Jack Carey, Chuck McKimson and Manny Gould also get on-screen credits.

Wednesday, 4 September 2013

Radio's Failure is Television's Success

Many of the top stars of radio made the jump to television, so it seems a little odd that TV’s first big star—“Mr. Television,” they called him—was not one of them. It was Milton Berle.

Granted, Berle did on TV what he couldn’t do on radio. He took advantage of the visual aspect of the medium by wearing outrageous costumes and occasionally getting physically abused by his stooges. On radio, he was just a comic trying to get above the B-list. Billboard editorialised in 1947 that he was hamstrung on radio because he couldn’t resort to what made him a success in New York City nightclubs—using ad-libbed off-colour material when things started falling apart. But he wasn’t able to do it on television, either, and became a huge success.

It wasn’t for a lack of trying that Berle didn’t leap into the top ten-rated radio shows. There was talk in August 1946 that the Biow Agency was going to use him to replace Phil Baker as the host of “Take It Or Leave It” after his latest quiz show failure, a CBS sustainer called “Kiss and Make Up.” Instead, he was worked in to a typical variety show format which debuted March 11, 1947 for Philip Morris. Nat Hiken and Aaron Ruben were hired to write, Pert Kelton, Jack Albertson and Arnold Stang performed character parts (Stang without credit on some early shows) and Frank Gallop was cast as an announcer who felt it beneath his dignity to appear with Berle. Biow cancelled the show in April 1948, deciding Berle didn’t appeal to the target audience. Texaco then picked him up for a similar show that debuted on radio the following September. Oh, it appeared on TV as well. By November, the “Texaco Star Theater” set viewer records (an 80.7 rating) and the following month Berle’s overnight success was featured in a photo spread in Life Magazine. Mr. Television was born.

Well before making his mark on television, Berle had a reputation as “the thief of Bad Gags.” It would seem undeserving as far as the Philip Morris radio show was concerned, given the writers came up with Berle’s material. But Herald-Tribune syndicate critic John Crosby trotted it out in his review of the programme, published March 2, 1948. Crosby’s surprise with Berle as a woman is ironic considering what happened later on TV.

Mme. Berle’s Waxworks
By JOHN CROSBY

Milton Berle, who by his own admission is one of the great kleptomaniacs of show business is stealing only from the very best sources lately.
This is a great advance over the old, undiscriminating Berle who used to steal material from just anybody—burlesque shows, taxi drivers, even radio comedians.
The new judicious Berle won’t lift anything until it has won critical approval, until it has established itself as worth of his attention. Recently Berle was mixed up in a sketch about a man who got a ticket for overtime parking, an offense which normally would cost him $2.
An overzealous friend persuaded him to fight the charge rather than pay the fine and—well, you must have heard the rest of it. Before Berle got out of this, the national guard had been called out to search for him and he was up to his ears in capital crimes.
I don’t know where the darn thing came from originally. Peter Stuyvesant, I’m told, first heard it from the Indians in the seventeenth century but even the Indians considered it fairly dated. Its most recent revival was in a movie.
Victor Moore played the part of a man who was persuaded by an overzealous lawyer to fight a $2 fine for spitting in the subway and wound up facing a murder charge. It’s a very comic idea; it is indisputably a classic among such routines; and it gives you some idea just what Berle is up to these days.
Just last week Berle played the part of a woman—yes, a woman—who enters a bar and announces she seldom touches the stuff and wants something light. Like a triple Martini. She has several triple Martinis, gets plastered and is pretty funny in the process.
The same thing was done with infinitely greater authority by Billy de Wolfe in a movie whose name I’ve forgotten. It hasn’t quite the patina of age on it as the “Pay the $2” gag, but it’s getting there.
I even recall the night—my eyes mist over with nostalgia at the memory—Berle revived that one about the man in a hurry who drove into a gas station for five gallons of gas and was overwhelmed with service which delayed him for hours.
It’s as old as the model T and I was fearful it had been forgotten. But Berle hasn’t forgotten. Berle never forgets.
The way I look at it, Berle is doing his best to preserve out most cherished comic traditions. He is the Smithsonian institution of comedy, the Eva la Gallienne of his own special field. Sooner or later the old and beloved routines of Ed Wynn, Fred Stone and Joe Cook will be preserved for posterity in Mme. Berle’s waxworks. These things shouldn’t be lightly forgotten.
In addition to Mr. Berle’s encyclopedic memory, the Berle show offers an announcer named Gallup who is monstrously rude to the star, a breezy character named Harrison with a raucous laugh who gets Berle into a succession of embarrassments, and Harrison’s wife who to my knowledge has said only one word since the program started, though she’s repeated it many times since.
The word is “yes,” pronounced “yee-uss.” It was pretty funny at first, but the humor has palled greatly.
In spite of the easily-traced lineage of its jokes, the Berle show is not at all bad comedy. While I disapprove of Mr. Berle’s methods in principle, I find that I laugh at them in practice, which makes me an accessory after the crime.
There was a time when Berle was viewed with suspicion not only by his fellow comics but by critics everywhere. However, somewhere in the last couple of years he has approached if not quite attained respectability. He is a very hard-working and skillful comedian whose success, I should say, is a triumph of sheer will power.
One last word on him. Some time ago Mr. Berle was persuaded by some inscrutable impulse to play the balcony scene from “Romeo and Juliet” over WNEW in New York. He was going to play it straight, the announcer reported grimly, and, brother, he did.
He was the straightest Romeo in my memory; he attacked that balcony with such undeviating singleness of purpose I feared at any moment it would fall on him. The experience apparently went to his head, because he later incorporated the balcony scene into his own show, this time playing it for laughs.
Well, I don’t know. On the whole, I think Berle had best leave the preservation of this particular classic in other hands. He has enough to do as curator in his own distinctive department.


Crosby reviewed Berle a number of times over the course of his career and the only real pan came in this assessment at the start of the 1949-50 TV season, appearing in papers beginning September 26, 1949. He based it around the opinion polls almost a year earlier which picked Republican Tom Dewey to defeat Democrat Harry Truman for the White House. Of course, the poll was wrong. It should be noted Hiken wasn’t involved with the writing of the TV show. It shows. Berle goes for the obvious.

Second Favorite Comedian
By JOHN CROSBY

Milton Berle is the nation’s second favourite comedian, according to George Gallup, the poll man. And Gallup ought to know. He’s a world recognized authority at picking second bests. Second favorite presidential candidate. Second favorite comedian. He’d be a great man to have around a race track. A fellow could make a fortune betting Gallup’s choices to place.
Anyhow, the nation’s second favorite comedian, a title that bears equal rank with the second-best dressed woman in the world and is one grade higher than a channel swimmer who misses by six miles, returned to the NBC television network last Tuesday at the usual time (8 p.m., e.d.t., as if you didn’t know). The beating of drums that preceded this magnificent re-entrance was louder than the gnashing of teeth in Brooklyn after that 1 to 0 ball game in St. Louis last week. The Radox television rating in Philadelphia was the highest ever recorded. The show cost $42,000, also a record for television.
It was lousy.
Berle’s opening appearance, to get specific about this, was big, as they say in the trade. He came on in top hat and tails, the influence of Hollywood, I presume, and warmed up an audience that appeared to be composed exclusively of Texaco dealers and their wives, with the old experience.
“I want to thank you from the bottom of my bankbook,” he said, bowing to the tumultuous applause. “It’s really a financial pleasure.” Then he read those telegrams, an act I dimly remember having heard on another Berle show. “You can have your Bob Hopes, your Red Skeltons, your Jack Bennys. We want you. (Signed) Woodlawn Cemetery.” “If you’re the worst comedian in the world, I’m the mayor of New York. (Signed) O’Dwyer.” The only part of the hour-long show that had anything like the old Berle flare [sic] came well at the opening of the program. Here Berle and Phil Silvers, a very funny man, teamed up in a bit of comic monkey-shines that defies any rational description. Among other things this bit was noteworthy because Silvers succeeded in breaking up Berle, an exceedingly difficult thing to do. In fact, he stole the act; virtually an impossible thing to do. Silvers must have been rehearsing all summer to accomplish this.
After that the show began to come apart. June Havoc, of the films, did a song and dance number. I find on my notes the single word “egg,” which, I believe, covers everything adequately. Then there transpired a skit on the South, a burlesque of the old school. Very old school. Silvers, Berle and Miss Havoc, enough talent to stock a $2 million movie, participated in it and still that word “egg” crops up again.
Then there was a skit involving Bob Smith and Howdy Doody. I can think of no reason for this one unless Berle owed Howdy Doody some money. Duke Ellington played the piano stylishly, but hardly well enough to save the show. Also I worked up a tepid enthusiasm for some muscular young men in leopard skins (or something) who hurled a young lady, also in leopard skins, from here to there in what I consider the best pitching on television since Rex Barney’s one hitter in Chicago.
These exhibitions always entrance me, because I see no purpose in them whatsoever. Still, I think performers deserve some commendation for developing so useless an art to such a high degree of skill.
If Mr. Berle—or Mr. Television, as Variety dubbed him last Spring, or the second favorite comedian, or the $42,000 comedian—is to deserve any of those titles or that salary, he’ll have to be better than this. Fact is, Berle was perhaps a little too good last year.
Also, I see evidence of some strenuous thinking in the production, especially in those sketches, and this, I feel, is a bad mistake.
Miltie is much funnier when the antics are entirely brainless. They ought to get rid of the intellectuals.
In case you’re interested, the man who placed first among comedians in that Gallup poll is Bob Hope, who thus won a distinction that would make me very nervous.
Mr. Hope, meet Mr. Dewey. You two have a lot in common.


Uncle Miltie signed a huge, long-term deal with NBC, only to see audiences quickly tire of his antics. By 1960, he was reduced to hosting a bowling show that had already been on the air for three years. But you’ve got to hand it to Milton Berle. He kept popping up on TV until he reached the age where he could be considered a Legend of Comedy. Even if the comedy wasn’t his own.

Here’s an episode of Berle’s Philip Morris show from September 16, 1947. It’s running a bit off-speed so you may not catch an actor using his natural voice as NBC’s Mr. Genzel. He’s probably better known to you as someone who tried to shoot a wascawwy wabbit. You’ll also hear Arnold Stang and Pert Kelton. And the commercial announcer at the end should be familiar to radio and Popeye cartoon lovers.








Tuesday, 3 September 2013

Suicidal Flame

Olive Oyl can’t call the fire department where flames roar through her house in “Two-Alarm Fire” (1934) so she gets some help.

A little flame escapes under the front door, slides down the street (it has no feet), opens the fire alarm box and pulls the alarm twice.



Its work done, the flames heads back to the burning house.



Why would the flame want the fire department to put it out? Oh, well. Best not to ask questions like that and enjoy Dave Fleischer’s little gags.

Willard Bowsky and Nick Tafuri get the animation credits; it’s Tafuri’s first.

Monday, 2 September 2013

Disappearing Paper

Yosemite Sam tries to draw a gun in “Hare Trigger” (released 1945) but is thwarted by his own lack of skill. He may be thwarted a bit by the animation checker as part of the paper vanishes for four frames (the drawings are on twos).



Friz Freleng’s usual animation crew of the day got credit on this—Gerry Chiniquy, Manny Perez, Virgil Ross and Ken Champin. I imagine Warren Batchelder, Bob Matz and John Kennedy were among the assistant animators.

Sunday, 1 September 2013

The Jack Benny Story, Short Version

The life story of Jack Benny was told many times over the years in magazine and newspaper articles and later in at least four books. When the earliest version was, it’s impossible to say at this late date. But here’s an early one in what must be a syndicated newspaper article that was published in the Mexico Independent of February 11, 1937 (Mexico is in New York state in this case). It’s pretty bare-bones due to the limits of newspaper space but covers the highlights to date. Jack and Mary first met long before the May Co. episode that Benny describes and it’s notable that he says Ed Sullivan gave him his first “break” in radio (the tale somehow morphed into his first “appearance” on radio and that was definitely not the case). I don’t recall the comment about ad-libbing before.

HOW I BECAME A RADIO STAR
By JACK BENNY

IT may sound funny to some people, but the first thing I remember about myself was a desire to be a good fiddler. Years ago in Waukegan, where I was raised by my parents after they had moved from Chicago, my birthplace, I determined to make violin playing my profession and began practicing before I was six years old.
After playing with a dance orchestra, I landed a vaudeville contract with a friend of mine. For six years, we roved back and forth across the country. I played the violin and he accompanied me on the piano. Came the war and Benny landed in the Navy. Some of the authorities thought I was a musician and soon had me performing for the Seamen’s Benefit Fund. But fiddling brought little money and few plaudits from the sailors. I decided to get myself a jokebook and start telling a few. They liked the quips, so I decided to do more talking and less playing.
I returned to vaudeville after the war. This time I was a monologist—not a violin player. Luck was with me, and before long my name was twinkling in bright lights as a featured five-a-day headliner. When our act broke a record by running eight weeks at the Orpheum Theater in Los Angeles, I was given a motion picture contract. My screen debut came as master of ceremonies in “The Hollywood Revue.”
About this time I met Mary. You all know Mary—Mary Livingstone—the charming lady who gets in my spinach every Sunday night during a certain radio program on the NBC-Red network. She was a buyer in a Los Angeles department store. We met during a holiday shopping rush and it was love at first sight—for me, anyway.
I wandered East soon afterwards and joined Earl Carroll’s “Vanities” for two seasons, and then Ed Sullivan, New York columnist, gave me my first break in radio. He wanted me to “add some spice to his program.” I was so nervous, I couldn’t read my script and ad-libbed my way through the entire spot. But the experience cured me of microphone fright.
Soon afterwards I was asked to go on a coast-to-coast network and gladly accepted. I’ve been busy at radio ever since. No performer could have more enjoyment working with his supporting cast than yours truly . . . poetess Mary Livingstone, timid tenor Kenny Baker, Announcer Don “Six Delicious Flavors” Wilson and maestro Phil Harris. They’re a great gang.
I’d like to wind up this article with one serious thought. From the bottom of my heart, I appreciate the support and awards which the listeners of America have bestowed on us during the past five years.