Monday, 6 June 2022

A Girl!

It’s cartoon law. Men believe guys in drag are real women. That goes for walruses and woodpeckers in The Woody Woodpecker Polka (1951).

Here’s Wally Walrus’ take when he sees a sexed-up “lady” woodpecker, as Clarence Wheeler’s score includes a muted bluesy trumpet.



Here’s a window shade/sex gag.



The sight of the “girl” gets Wally so excited, his moribund heart starts pumping wildly.



Finally, Wally melts into a rocket that shoots into the sky.



No writer or director are credited.

Presumably, Lantz thought he could strike cartoon gold twice, where he got The Wet Blanket Policy on screens to take advantage of the huge popularity of “The Woody Woodpecker Song.” In this case, Lantz evidently was pushing “The Woody Woodpecker Polka.” The problem was the song was already about 11 months old by the time the cartoon reached theatres; Billboard of December 5, 1950 shows Capitol had a version in stores sung by Mel Blanc (backed by Billy May’s orchestra). The innocuous Starlighters sing it in the cartoon.

Sunday, 5 June 2022

Gagster, Not Gangster

Gangsters were big in the 1930s—Warner Bros. put them on the big screen, people followed their exploits in the papers, Gang Busters was on the radio. It, therefore, isn’t a surprise that a writer for Silver Screen magazine used an FBI metaphor to get into a feature story about Jack Benny.

(Jack had his own run-in with G-Men when he was picked up for smuggling jewelry into the U.S. But that’s outside the scope of this post).

The writer of the article praises Jack’s brand of comedy which rejected old-hat vaudeville and burlesque shtick like funny clothes or accents. But even in vaudeville Jack’s act, going back to his teenage days with Salisbury and Benny, was a classy act. Jack, in a way, didn’t need those clichés because he invented his own—he became a character with so many well-known attributes. He was at the forefront of a change from rowdy stage comedy to situation radio comedy.

The article also refers to “Buck” Benny, the Western parody persona he adopted in a series of sketches on his radio show. So known and liked were they that his writers concocted a feature film called “Buck Benny Rides Again.”

And there’s a reference as well to Jack’s fixation with the violin. You have to wonder if his failure to become the concert violinist his parents wanted ate at him for years and manifested itself in all those symphony appearances in later years.

This story appeared in the July 1937 issue. It’s a shame the cast picture got caught in the page gutter as Don Wilson is blocked out. Between Wilson and Mary Livingstone is Tom Harrington, Jack’s producer for Young and Rubicam.

Jack Benny, Public Comedian No. 1, Makes 100,000,000 People Laugh Every Sunday Night.
He Also Is Brightening Up The Screen.
Head Man OF THE Air Waves

By Laurence Morgan
IT IS a mere question of time now until Mr. J. Edgar Hoover will be free to disband his force of G-Men and retire to the peaceful life of a country gentleman. You ask, "how come?" Well, M'sieurs et Mesdames, it's thisaway: In another month or so, maybe sooner, it is very doubtful whether there'll be enough enemies, either public or private, left for him to fool around with. And, if by any chance there are a few left lying around loose, they will either be in such a maimed condition or in such a state of abject terror as to render them quite harmless. For the criminal has not yet been born who is tough enough not to blanche and quail at mere mention of that dread threat . . . BUCK BENNY RIDES AGAIN!
Robin Hood was a Girl Scout compared to this young man who has come thundering out of the West— if Waukegan, Illinois, can be properly termed the West— with a smoking six-gun in one hand and an equally smoking script in the other.
Billy the Kid, Jesse James, and Black Bart doubtlessly turn over in their graves with a shudder every Sunday night at eight-thirty Pacific Standard Time as Jack (Bucky, to his pals) Benny takes to the ether and stalks Cactus Pete to his lair.

But all gags aside, Jack Benny, the gentleman from Waukegan, has definitely proven himself to be one of the foremost, if not the foremost comedian gracing both the radio and pictures today. Recently, here in Los Angeles, where actors and comics come, admittedly, a dime a dozen, a large down-town department store displayed in their window a life size cut-out of Jack Benny dressed in his regalia of Ol' Eagle Eye Buck. The Terror of the Plains. Now, there's nothing out of the ordinary about a life size cut-out— we've all seen dozens of them in front of theaters.
This particular one showed Jack in a ten-gallon Stetson, a very dapper sports jacket around which was buckled a business looking cartridge belt, a six-shooter dangling nonchalantly from one hand, a cigar clenched between his teeth and the famous Buck Benny leer in his cool gray eyes. Nothing at all for the uninitiated to become excited about. But from early morning until late at night that display window had a laughing, milling crowd in front of it. One of the store managers told me that this cardboard figure had created more attention and comment than any other window display they had ever before attempted. And the funny part of it was-they weren't advertising anything. That seems to prove something, doesn't it?
Anything of a biographical nature but the sketchiest of outlines would be superfluous here, Jack having kidded his earlier background so consistently on the radio. So, with Mr. Benny's kind indulgence, we'll just skip over the fact that he was born in Waukegan, Ill., having already mentioned it twice. Or how his days as a clerk in his father's department store were brought to an abrupt close when he resolved that life held no further allure unless he became, as quickly as possible, a concert violinist. And we'll omit that part of his career when the smell of grease-paint became overwhelmingly strong, when the call of the theater was vibrant within him . . . when he became doorman of Waukegan's only showhouse. In like manner we'll pass quietly over that cross-section of his life that brought him nearer and nearer the ever beckoning rostrum . . . when he became the ticket taker, a property boy, and finally a violinist in the pit orchestra.
"Those were the days," Jack sighs, reminiscently. "That was the hey-day of the truly great violinists. Ah, I can see them now . . . Mischa Elman, Fritz Kreisler, Jascha Heifetz and, yes . . . Jascha Benny."
Naturally, there may be some divergence of opinion as to whether Jack did the right thing by posterity when he deserted the concert stage to become a comedian, but, as he says, the field was becoming cluttered up with second rate geniuses and he thought he'd better branch out into a medium which allowed for more expression of the soul.
"My sense of the aesthetic was so often offended," he explains, by what came out of that darned violin. Maybe it was the brand of resin I used, I don't know. Anyway, I decided to become a comic instead.

So he did. His rise to the top of the heap of the vaudeville comedians was only a little short of meteoric. Followed long years of trouping from the rock bound coast of Maine to the sunny shores of California, playing every town enroute that boasted anything with a stage, than which there is no tougher business in the world. Ask anybody who's done it. Cold dressing-rooms, unlooked-for lay-offs. (Sure, even headliners have lay-offs) the loneliness that show people know, having thousands of acquaintances and few real friends. It takes all that to reach the top via the vaudeville circuit— all that and a little more. And it is that "little more" that Jack Benny possesses in large copious quantities.
It was while playing in Los Angeles a few years ago that he was spotted by some very important people from the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studio. "What did I tell you?" boasted one v. p. to the other v.p. "You're right," was the reply. "Where's that contract?" And that's how Jack happened to be signed to do a part in one of the first musicals to be produced in Hollywood, "The Hollywood Revue of 1929." Following that he appeared in "Chasing Shadows," and "The Medicine Man."
But the stage, with its live audience, still beckoned and he returned to New York to accept one of the leading roles in Earl Carroll's "Vanities." After that show closed Jack was a little undecided whether to return to Hollywood and pictures or to accept a very enticing offer to play another vaudeville circuit. "You know how it is," Jack explains, diffidently, "I'd done so much trouping I often wondered if my parents weren't holding out on me and were really Gypsies, after all." He pauses to light a cigar and then dreams quietly ... a far away look in his eyes. "Sometimes," he sighs, "I'm just a vagabond ... a wild, untamed thing."
However, he didn't have to make a choice after all because, as it happened, a famous columnist invited him to appear on his radio program one night as a guest artist and Jack gladly obliged. Two weeks later the happily amazed Mr. Benny was handed a long term radio contract of his own, complete with microphones and sponsors. Today this overworked young man has two bosses . . . Paramount Studios and his original radio sponsors who, by the way, have just signed him to a new three year contract. To a great many people attempting both picture and radio work this has often caused a lot of trouble and hard feeling on both sides. But not so in Jack's case. Fortunately, for all concerned, Paramount and NBC have worked out an arrangement whereby neither his picture nor radio engagements conflict, although, in so doing, he garners an occasional ticket for speeding from one studio to another. And so everybody is happy, especially Jack. And Mr. and Mrs. Public.



Any attempt to analyze whatever quality it is that makes Jack Benny's style of comedy stand out from all others, like the proverbial sail on a submarine, would be well-nigh impossible. But stand out it does, and to such an extent that, in comparison, he makes the great majority of alleged comics appear about as funny as a Vassar Daisy Chain. There is an old saying among show people that straight comedy is the most difficult thing in the business.
"Straight" comedy means, in the parlance, not to employ any of the standard "props" of the comedian, such as bizarre facial make-up, misfit clothes, heavy dialects etc. But without these "props" about nine out of ten of the funny-men drawing down tremendous salaries would find it necessary to go back to clerking in the corner cut-rate or to driving a bakery wagon. Which, by the way, doesn't seem like a bad idea, now that I mention it.
Jack, though, has never had any use for make-up of any kind except, of course, the standard grease paint necessary for moving picture photography. And as for clothes, instead of getting a laugh from some outlandish misfit suit. Jack is recognized on and off the stage as one of the best dressed men in Hollywood or New York. And when it comes to a dialect . . . well, old Buck Benny just naturally doesn't use one, unless you can call almost perfect diction a dialect.

No, Jack relies on nothing but his matter-of-fact, conversational tone of delivery to get his laughs. That and a marvelous sense of timing. The definition of “timing” is a subject that has been discussed and argued pro and con probably more than any other one point of comedy technique. However, all definitions boil down to the same thing. It is the manner of delivery by which a master of "timing" can produce a belly-laugh instead of a mild chuckle out of a very ordinary gag. That about sums it up. Naturally, all comedians who are worth their salt must have a certain sense of timing, but only one in a hundred possess "it to such a finely marked degree as Jack Benny. That's why Jack can take the most mediocre line and make it sound excruciatingly funny. It's like the timing of a boxer's punch, only instead of hitting you on the jaw-bone, Senor Benny smites you on your funny-bone.
Take the matter of Jack's voice, his stock in trade, one might say. Where so many comedians have to resort to synthetic foreign dialects or some other form of vocal affectation (especially those who kill themselves with their own gags), Jack's chief charm lies in the quiet, unruffled mariner in which he puts over his best punch lines. He seldom, if ever, raises his voice. And it comes as a very definite relief after hearing the laugh-getting tactics employed by some of our very best (?) gagsters. You've heard them, those priceless wits who have a violent case of hysterics before, during, and after the telling of their own jokes.
And so, in a nutshell, that has been the rise of Jack Benny, Public Comedian Number One. His has been no sudden overnight rise to fame and popularity but rather a long, gradual climb which, after all, is the surest way to achieve anything worth while.
He lives quietly in Beverly Hills with his wife, Mary Livingston, who, by the way, is a comedienne of no mean ability herself, and between pictures makes sporadic forays on New York for a few radio programs. He shuns all forms of violent exercise like the plague, his favorite sport being to watch the nags run themselves into a lather out at Santa Anita, where his unerring ability to judge horseflesh sometimes nets him the staggering sum of four or five dollars clear profit. He staunchly denies being superstitious but always whips out his own cigar lighter when anyone offers him the third light from a match. "You know how those things are," he says, "why take foolhardy risks?"
And if you should happen to want to find Jack Benny and he's in New York at the time, you can most likely find him at the Friars Club placidly devouring a large plate of cold asparagus. Or, if he's in Hollywood, first take a peek into the studio cafeteria where, in all probability, you can also find him placidly devouring a large plate of cold asparagus.

Saturday, 4 June 2022

Think of the Children

Once upon a time, we had Felix the Cat getting drunk surrounded by kitten babes before staggering home and being hit with a rolling pin with his wife. We had Heeza Liar out-cheating cheaters at poker before a hail of gunfire in the darkness.

And then Uncle Walt came along. With him came frolicking fish, singing little birdies, trees swaying in the wind, fairy tales, and a shy, very innocuous mouse. Other studios started to copy him.

In other words, Disney turned cartoons into children’s fare. People today still can’t shake that out of their heads; some are still outraged that Fred Flintstone smoked “on a children’s show.” It became a vicious circle when television grew. Cartoons were aired during periods when kids would watch. Pressure groups then demanded they be more kid-oriented. Quick Draw McGraw’s guns were out. Strawberry Shortcake and Care Bears were in.

Which brings up to this article in the Pittsburgh Press of June 14, 1946, lashing out at Walt Disney (of all people) and demanding he make his cartoons more inoffensive so sensitive people won’t suffer.

The writer says people are forced to take their kids to the cinema (yet, there is no call to feature films kid-friendly, even though children would see them) and objects to “frenzied and dizzy” cartoons. To me, those are the best kind. I probably watched more Bugs Bunny cartoons in a week on TV than a kid saw in a full year in theatres in 1946. I think I came out okay. And so did millions of other kids who watched mounds of cartoons on the tube in the ‘60s. Maybe parents should teach their kid how to handle unpleasant things. The child is going to need that later in life.

Children Baffled by Film Cartoons Which Only Adult Mind Can Grasp
By FLORENCE FISHER PARRY

Some time ago at Loew's Penn they held a wonderful party for little children. The whole program wras devoted to cartoons and they tell me that the theater was packed and jammed with little children.
While I was up home in Punxsutawney over the holiday, a similar program was shown, and many, many conscientious young parents stopped in their tracks and took their little children to see this treat.
There were some, however, who kept their little cnildren at home. They had learned from experience that their own children were simply not "up to" many of the cartoons that are ostensibly designed for children, yet which only have the effect of confusing and frightening them, and they could not risk having their children become hysterical again.
This, I remember, happened not to be my experience with my own children, who took everything at the movies in stride very much as they did their oatmeal for breakfast. I dare say that was because movies were their usual diet. They had been conditioned to them just as they had been conditioned to Mother Goose and Grimm's Fairy Tales and other little children's stories, and therefore were prepared for the wicked queen in "Snow White" and the sorcery by which poor Pinnochio was turned into a donkey for as you know, the old children's classics contained much violence and even cruelty.
Lurid Stuff
The wicked persons were always punished by the most excruciating means. It was nothing to tie an evil person to four horses and let the horses gallop in different directions and tear the wicked victims limb from limb. It was nothing for Rumpelstiltskin to split himself in two with rage, or for wild beasts to devour the unfaithful. Little children go through a curious stage of savagery, as every parent knows, and can be conditioned to take almost anything in stride.
I have repeated before in this space how I took my little nephew to see "The Sign of the Cross" and, worried lest he become nervous when the Christians were thrown to the lions, leaned over and said: "Remember, this isn't really true. This is only a movie. The lions are really not going to eat the Christians." To which he replied: "Oh, I don't care whether they eat them or not." On the other hand, my little grandniece could not sit through "Bambi" or "Pinnochio" or "Snow White," all of which had the power to terrify her to the point of hysterics. Which just "goes to show" as we say Up Home, that there is no rule to follow in providing little children entertainment. Each parent must determine what is suitable for his child. Not even a Walt Disney can hope to find a formula for his cartoons and stories that would be acceptable to all little tots.
Becoming 'Slick'
Frankly, I have noted, in the past number of years, a growing tendency on the part of the makers of animated cartoons, to depart more and more from the type of picture designed purely for children, and to devote more and more of their appeal to the adult mind. Our cartoons are becoming more and more slick. Their very tempo has been so sped up that it is all that the adult eye can do to follow the insane action. Cartoon figures which used to move through easy sequences now seem to be jet-propelled, whizzing insanely through bewildering action which no small child could possibly follow! The audience reaction is gratifying. Grown-ups seem to love it. That is because their coordination is more developed, their reactions more acute! but this maniacal frenzy of action only serves to bewilder little children and make them nervous. They simply cannot understand what's going on, and their bewilderment gives rise to nervousness and petulance and is likely to end in their parents having to take them from the theater.
All this is too bad. The animated cartoon used to be one of the loveliest treats imaginable for children. The early Mickey Mouse cartoons, simple, easy in plot, leisurely to action, brought joy to millions of little children! The early Disneys were masterpieces in this regard. Then, once the animated cartoon had become a valuable piece of property to the exhibitors, there slipped into them a note of sophistication and smartness. All this is well and good for the adult audience, but leaves little children with no really suitable cartoons.
It can be argued, of course, that the motion picture theater is not the place for little children and that they should be kept away until they are old enough to absorb the kind of animated cartoon that is supplied today. This is just as ridiculous an argument as to say that the street is no place for the children to play. Millions of young American parents have no choice but to take their children with them to the movies for the simple reason that they have no one to leave them safely with at home. Children are tremendously patient, as a rule. They have an infinite capacity for boredom, and most of them would gladly sit through an interminable feature if at the end they would be rewarded by an animated cartoon they they would understand and enjoy. Surely, we can spare them these few moments even if the cartoon does seem childish to us.
Too Adult
Recently Walt Disney spent a fortune on a feature-length of animated cartoons which he titled "Make Mine Music." Delightful as was this variegated program, it was essentially adult in every number. There was only one which could be said to have child appeal, and that was Johnnie Fedora, a simple little romance of a hat for a bonnet. The others were, frankly, beyond the capacity of the average little child. Here is a man who, more than any other person in the field of animated cartoons, is possessed of the imagination, the tenderness, the genius to make beautiful children's animated cartoons. We do not want to feel that he has lost his simplicity. Yet many of his recent cartoons give us no alternative but to suspect just this.
Terrified 'Em
Walt Disney did wonders for children, older children, in "Snow White" and "Pinnochio" and "Bambi" and "Dumbo," even though in these, too, were interjected situations almost beyond a child's capacity to absorb. Tender-hearted and sensitive little children were terrified by the wicked queen in "Snow White," the anguish of Dumbo's mother; the fire in Bambi and the transformations that overcame Pinnochio. So even these pictures, as wonderful as they were, were definitely suitable only for children who could take suspense and excitement and horror in stride.
I find myself wishing very often now as I look at the animated cartoons of today, whether they come from The Disney Studio or those of his imitators, that there would be thrown on the screen some of the very first Mickey Mouse cartoons, the very first that featured Donald Duck and Pluto. The simplest, slowest mind of any child could follow their actions; and as I recall, they never bored the most adult mind. But lately all the cartoons have become so frenzied and dizzy that their action has become a veritable bombardment. If they appear thus to us, how confusing and senseless they must seem to little children!
Please, Mr. Disney, come to their rescue and restore to them the safe little world that was yours once to give them!

Friday, 3 June 2022

Hand Sandwich

Woody Woodpecker, on one side of a fence, turns Wally Walrus’ hand, on the other side of the fence, into a sandwich in The Dippy Diplomat (1944).



See the mustard change colour when it is held on a cel.



We never get to see the crunch. Director Shamus Culhane cuts from Woody to the reacting Wally.



Here’s one of those fly-into-the-sky/fire-alarm-bell things that Culhane loved. Look at the disgraceful DVNR on Wally’s right hand fingers in the last frame. It’s all over the place in the DVD version of this short.



Grim Natwick and Pat Matthews receive the animation credits on this cartoon, while Ben Hardaway and Milt Schaffer are the storymen. Backgrounds are by Fred Brunish (uncredited).

Thursday, 2 June 2022

Stop The Noise Backgrounds

The 1930s Fleischer background paintings are enjoyable to look at, especially the warped cityscapes with boarded up buildings and twisted lampposts. Unfortunately, we don’t get that in Stop That Noise, a 1935 Betty Boop cartoon that’s formulaic and tame compared to her shorts a couple of years earlier.

Myron Waldman and Ed Nolan get the animation credits. I like Betty’s smart little cap as she chugs away in her car to a rural destination. The stone fence has little light reflections on the grey tones in the shot below.



Okay, we get a bit of warping on the farmhouse Betty goes to. The ratty-looking picket fence on the left is on an overlay.



The posts and railings are on overlays, too.



Muted scenics. These are watercolours, aren't they?



Some interiors of Betty's city apartment. There's nothing fancy. Construction workers are animated and trains (not seen below) travel on the “L.”



Instead of reusing the same background of Betty's bedroom, two similar ones were painted.



The Boop Bed.



Unfortunately, the artist isn't credited.

Wednesday, 1 June 2022

Cooking With Carl

How do you get a syndicated columnist to plug your book?

Simple. Make lunch for them.

I suppose that would make sense if you’re Julia Child or Graham Kerr. In this case, the author is comedy supporting actor Carl Reiner.

He did one of those interviews that ends with some “favourite” recipes (it’s questionable whether some of the interviewees have ever seen the recipe attached to their name). It appeared in newspapers on March 29, 1958. But before that, we’ll look at Reiner’s early career as he was just getting going with Sid Caesar. It’s from the Detroit Free Press of August 9, 1953.

The Rise of Reiner: From Grease to Grins
"I started at $12 a week and, through my own ingenuity, hard work and perseverance I ended by making $8 a week," says Carl Reiner, now on ABC-TV's The Name's the Same and featured on Your Show of Shows on NBC-TV. Reiner wasn't talking about his career in show business.
Carl Reiner was born in the Bronx, March 20, 1922. He was graduated at 16 from Evander Childs High School, and went to work as a shipping clerk in New York's garment district.
That's when he made his meteoric "rise" in the business world, from $12 to $8 a week. The $8 job was as a machinist's helper in a shop which made millinery equipment.
"I used to take off a half-hour early, because I was going to a dramatic school. I never seemed to get all the grease off my hands."
AFTER EIGHT months of drama school, he played in a little theater group.
"We played every night," he says. “It was terrific experience, but I wasn't getting any money for it. Nobody else in the troupe was, either. But I got uppity one day—after all, the audience paid admission—and demanded to be paid.
"They offered me $1 a performance, and I was satisfied."
THE FOLLOWING summer Reiner played stock in Rochester, N. Y., for room and board.
Between times he appeared in National Youth Administration programs on a New York radio station, and one summer he appeared in a revue at a Catskill Mountain (N. Y.) resort.
IN 1942, Reiner went into the Army, studied French, was awarded a diploma as a qualified interpreter and then was sent to Hawaii as a teletype operator.
When Maj. Maurice Evans arrived in Hawaii, Reiner auditioned for him, using routines he had perfected at Army recreation halls in the States, and then toured the South Pacific for a year and a half in revues which he wrote.
After his discharge from the Army, he wore out considerable shoe leather on Broadway before he landed a part. Later he was in a Broadway musical on which Max Liebman, producer-director of Your Show of Shows, did considerable work.
IN 1950 Liebman hired Reiner as a character and comedy actor and emcee for NBC-TV’s Saturday show.
Except for baseball, for which he has an almost pathological affection, Reiner has no hobbies.
“When I was a kid,” he says, "I wanted to be a big-league pitcher. When I go to a game today I put myself in the role of the pitcher. Boy, can I act it up!" Reiner is married to the former Estelle Lebost, an artist. They live—with their two children, Robbie, 6, and Sylvia Anne, 4—in an apartment in New York! "The Bronx!" Reiner says proudly.

Carl Reiner Doesn't Waste Any Time;
He Acts, Writes and is Quite a Chef
By MARGARET McMANUS

NEW YORK—Once there was man who came to dinner and he bad such an elegant time that he stayed on and on. In fact, he lingered so long on the premises that they finally wrote a play about him.
Then there is the man who came to our apartment to cook lunch for our children. This guy didn't even stay long enough to help with the dishes, he bolted before the coffee was cool in the cup.
Now I'm sure as I can be that the children had nothing to do with this. Absolutely nothing. After all, he’s a family man himself. As he will be the first to tell you, some of his best friends are children.
Carl Reiner is a man of considerable, versatile talents. As the second banana to Sid Caesar for the past four years, he currently appears with Caesar and Imogene Coca on "Sid Caesar Invites You,” 9 p.m. Sundays on ABC-TV.
He is also the author of a new novel, his first, "Enter Laughing," which was published last month. He is also an amateur chef who bows to no man in accomplishments with omelets.
The poet who runs the press department of the American Broadcasting Company came up with the lyrical suggestion that Reiner, the chef, who has nothing better to do on his day off, come up one fine Spring day and cook lunch for Mary, who is almost five, and 5ean, who is three. Both, of course, are gourmets.
Reiner arrived, the guest perfect. Not only did he come prepared to cook, but he brought his own groceries.
A tall, genial, black-haired man, 38 years old, apparently at ease in anybody's kitchen, he put his bundles on the counter, explained that he needed no protection for his well-tailored dark-blue suit.
"One of the first things a good cook learns is that you must be very neat while cooking,” he said. "An apron is unnecessary. It's such bad form to be messy.” Mr. Reiner unpacked his supplies: eggs; a small potted plant which turned out to be herbs; a bunch of parsley; sour cream; red caviar: and a jar of rosemary leaves. Such a pretty name to be edible.
He looked past the copper-bottom skillet, polished for his coming, which stood waiting on the stove and poked about among the pots and pans in the cupboard.
WHAT, NO OMELET PAN!
“I suppose you don’t have an omelet pan," he said finally, with wistful courtesy. He was right. We don’t. "An omelet pan is quite important if you want to get absolutely perfect results," he said. "I should have brought mine along. You never wash an omelet pan, you know. You just wipe it out and hang it up. It isn't unsanitary becauae the minute you put a fire under it, the fire kills any germs."
I told him maybe I'd ask for an omelet pan for Christmas. It sounds like one of those luxurious necessities vou're supposed to get from Santa Claus, like a gold car key or a sterling silver telephone dialer.
"Another important thing about omelets," the dedicated Mr. Reiner explained, "is that you never, never mix milk with the eggs. If you want a really light omelet, you beat the eggs with water.”
The world should know that Carl Reiner is an orderly, systematic chef. He fines up his provisions with care, works with the deft, precise motions of the professional, talks as he works, dispite distractions.
My only contribution was to hand him the plates at the moment tor dishing up, and then bolt for the dining room to be served. As soon as the children were anchored to their seats, Reiner served them with the suave flourish of the maitre d'hotel at "21."
He then stood behind waited, as artists are wont to do, for a little respectful appreciation.
DISDAINFUL PATRONS
Mary looked at her plate, and to be specific, what she said was: "I don't want eggs for lunch. I had eggs for breakfast. I want a peanut butter sandwich.” Personally, I think her attitude was infinitely kinder than Sean’s. He said: “I want a boiled egg, Mom.”
Mary attempted graciousness. She took a taste of the sour cream, topped with red caviar, and she made a most distressing face. It’s only a guess, but I think she was expecting a taste similar to vanilla ice cream and marashino cherries.
“I don't like those berries," said my innocent child. “That ice cream's sour.”
Later, after the children had finished their peanut butter sandwiches and apple sauce, Mr. Reiner and I finished the four omelets and the parsley and the sour cream. Even chilled, the omelet was delicious, worthy of a master. And the chef, the father of an 11-year-old boy, Robby, and a 9-year-old daughter, Sylvia Anne, was quite understanding.
"Look," he said philosophically "you can lead yhem to the table, but can you make them eat?
Not super-sensitive by nature, Reiner was in such an elated mood about the Sunday night television show, and the publication of his book, that two unappreciative, nonco-operative children couldn't make a dent in his composure.
GRATIFIED OVER HIS BOOK
"I tell you the truth,” he said, “getting this book published is about the most gratifying thing that ever happened to me. It's been much more exciting than the television show has ever been. A lot of people contribute to the success of the television show, but this book is just between me and the typewriter.” He wrote "Enter Laughing" during this Summer holiday last year.
The Reiners, who live in New Rochelle, in Westchester County, N. Y., also have a Summer house on Fire Island where they go during the months the television show is not on the air.
"I used to spend all my time in the summers with the kids," he said. "Now they're a little bigger and have their own friends. They don't want me hanging around all the time. Last Summer I had some time to spare, so I wrote. Now that I know I can do it, I can hardly wait for Summer to try again.”
Carl Reiner, author and chef, did one other small piece of writing before he left to take his son bowling. He wrote out his two favorite recipes, guaranteed to make you a more successful dinner hostess than Elsie herself.
TWO OF HIS FAVORITE RECIPES
Try them at your own risk. They read so well you may get the man who came to dinner. They you'll wish you had stuck with peanut butter sandwiches.
FILET OF SOLE NAVOROFF
Chop pound fresh salmon. Add white of one egg, 1 tablespoon cream, teaspoon salt and fresh pepper. (You can add chopped parsley or chive.)
Make pockets in filets. Fill with salmon mixture.
Poach fish in 1/4 cup sauterne, ¼ cup water, 1 bay leaf and a few peppercorns. (Put wax paper under cover of pot.) Put in medium oven (350°) for 15 minutes. Serve with sauce.
SAUCE FOR FISH
Blend 2 tablespoons flour and 2 tablespoons butter. Add ½ cup milk and 1/2 cup fish stock (from above). Bring to a boil, stirring constantly. Add 2 tablespoons sweet cream when done.
STUFFED VEAL CHOP
Make pocket incision in loin veal chop (one-inch thick chop) and stuff with stuffing (see below). Brown chops in brown butter on high flame. Cover and cook on low flame 20 minutes, till done. Add ¼ cup flaming sherry.
STUFFING
Saute 1 chopped medium onion in ½ bar butter. Add 3 stalks finely chopped celery and saute a few minutes longer. Add croutons which have been dried out in oven (1 slice bread per chop). Add salt and pepper and stuff chops.

Tuesday, 31 May 2022

Wide Vs Academy

Not all cartoon studios succumbed to the 3-D gimmick in 1953 but most of them resigned themselves the following year to jump into a wide screen format.

MGM announced:
New York, Oct. 21.—Four Fred Quimby "Tom and Jerry" cartoons will constitute the first Metro CinemaScope briefies. Titles include "Pet Peeve," "Touche Pussycat," "Southbound Duckling" and "Pup On a Picnic." "Pet" will be released Nov. 20.
How much of the cartoon did theatres lose showing it in Academy ratio instead of wide screen? Take a look at these drawings from Pet Peeve. The first two are by Ken Muse. (Sorry, the drawings look a little scrunched in the only way I could save the Academy ones).







Four more Tom and Jerrys were made for regular screens, then starting with That's My Mommy (released in 1955) all of the pair’s shorts were in Cinemascope until MGM ran out of cartoons.





Irv Spence and Ed Barge also animated on this short, with Bob Gentle painting the backgrounds. Daws Butler and June Foray provide suburban husband-wife voices.