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Love to Hate Joe's RoleNow that Flynn was a success, he seems to have settled into a comfortable, drab life. Scott pulls a punch here. Flynn didn’t like Ernie Borgnine but nowhere in the story does he or Scott explain why. Maybe Flynn was a fan of Ethel Merman, I don’t know.
By VERNON SCOTT
HOLLYWOOD (UPI)—Persistence and a photogenic snarl have finally paid off for character actor Joe Flynn, who claims he's had a hundred false starts at achieving stardom.
For the uninitiated, Flynn (definitely no relation to Errol) plays the sulphurous Capt. Wallace Binghamton in video's "McHale's Navy"—a character you love to hate.
But to Flynn the dyspeptic despot of a miserable PT-boat base is an archangel.
Were it not for Binghamton, Flynn would still be lost in the horse latitudes of show biz searching for a claim to fame.
FOR MORE than 15 years the bespectacled performer has wandered around seeking fortune and a modicum of fame. He has appeared in 50 movies and 350 television shows, including regular stints with George Gobel, Bob Newhart and Joey Bishop. He holds little brief for Bishop, however.
"It's a terrible thing to wake up one morning and find yourself 30 years old and a failure," Flynn said.
He was dispatching lunch in the Universal City commissary. Dressed in his Navy captain's uniform he looked every inch an actor. A former Army sergeant, even Flynn admits he couldn't pass for an old sea dog in real life.
"Guys I had gone to school with were doctors, lawyers and successful politicians," he continued in an obvious attempt to garner pity, "but I was still on the fringes of show business.
"I took every part offered me, from one-line bits to support roles in movies.
"EACH TIME I'd complete something worthwhile I was assured by the producer, my agent and friends that I was on my way. 'Just wait until this comes out,' they'd say.
"Well, I'd wait and out would come a bomb."
It was something of a surprise, then when "McHale's Navy" became ABC-TV's big hit of the year. People recognize Flynn on the street now, and he's hearing from old friends--doctors, lawyers and successful politicians, for example.
"It's a thrilling thing to be recognized and to have strangers address you by name," said Flynn. "And I get a big kick out of playing Binghamton. He's a cowardly naval officer. But having been a cowardly sergeant I was well prepared to play the role.
"The world is full of Binghamtons. And we all have at least one of them in our lives that we like to see get his lumps.
"AT THE SAME time he does get some sympathy because, like most of us, he wants to be something he isn't. At least he tries, and you have to give him credit for that."
Because Flynn was stomping around the boondocks of show biz for so long even small touches of status elevate his morale. A few weeks ago he arrived on the set to discover that a canvas chair had been added to the stage one with his name (Joe Flynn) stenciled on the back. He almost came down with the vapors.
"Nobody will ever know how much that meant to me," he concluded. "I was so proud of it I didn't sit in the chair all day. I didn't want to sit down and cover up my name." The name is Flynn, F-L-Y-N-N - like in Errol.
Joe Flynn Smokes Pipe in Secret Because of SponsorMcHale’s Navy left the air in 1966. Flynn’s personal friendship and on-camera chemistry with Conway led to the two starring in a sitcom called The Tim Conway Show in 1970. It was one of Conway’s numerous failures. At least it got to air. In 1972, Flynn shot a comedy pilot with Soupy Sales called The Bear and I that went nowhere. In early 1967, Flynn and Jack Weston filmed a Dragnet parody called Ready and Willing. It got an airing seven years later as part of NBC Monday Night at the Movies.
By VERNON SCOTT
UPI Hollywood Correspondent
HOLLYWOOD (UPI) — Joe Flynn, the vile-tempered Capt Binghamton of “McHale's Navy,” is a placid soul off-screen who dabbles in politics and loafs as much as possible.
He’s a secret pipe-smoker because the show is sponsored by a cigaret company.
Another thing, he’s not particularly fond of his co-star, Ernest Borgnine. When he shouts at Commander McHale in a scene he is venting his own wrath at Borgnine.
If nothing else, that proves Flynn is courageous. Even he admits that big Ernie could dismember him with a single shot to the incisors.
Away from the set Flynn leads the good life. He likes nothing better than to settle down in a comfortable chair with a highball.
The easy chair most likely will be an Italian provincial number in his contemporary home in Benedict Canyon, a genteel section of Beverly Hills. He and his wife Shirley (married eight years) have lived in the four-bedroom, three-bath house for the past three years. They have two sons, Tony, 5, and Kenneth Conrad (K.C.), 4.
The senior Flynns collect paintings—28 in all—ranging from modern impressionists to abstracts. Flynn enjoys just looking at them. Around the house he is totally useless.
“I’m not a handyman,” he says drily, “but I have a great knack for going to the yellow pages (of the telephone book).”
Every work day the actor is up at 5:30 in the morning and seldom returns before 6:30 p.m. He’s home for dinner every night.
“I’m on the Three-S diet,” he boasts, “Steak, Salad and Scotch. We exist almost exclusively on beef—steaks, roasts, hamburger, meatloaf and stew—Shirley cooks them all well.”
Joe drives a 1962 sedan while Shirley pilots the children around in a sports compact.
If Flynn appears to be more affluent than his television salary might indicate, it is only fair to state that he also owns two parking lots in the heart of Beverly Hills. The Comstock Lode produced less gold.
Capitalist Flynn has refused to buy a pet for his youngsters. For himself, however, he has a year-old cocker spaniel named Guy.
Flynn is remarkably proud of the fact that he is a lounge lizard, a total stranger to exercise. He does not play golf, swim or play tennis. Just watching such exertions gives him the bends, at least at the elbows.
His friends are mostly performers—George Gobel, Bob Newhart, Robert Vaughn and Tim Conway, who plays the hare-brained Navy ensign on “McHale's Navy.”
The Flynns rarely entertain and rarely dine out. A big night in the family consists of a visit with friends. Joe prefers to relax with a good biography or history book and hit the hay early.
A gardener relieves Flynn of hacking around the shrubs and flowers, the thought of which appalls him. A steady housekeeper makes life easier for Shirley.
Frequently Flynn devotes his weekends to the U.S. Navy, traveling around in his Captain’s uniform for benefits, telethons and a variety of Navy functions. Sometimes he is paid. Sometimes not.
He takes along his stand-in and secretary, Jimmy Jones, who does the driving and handles his fan mail.
When not in uniform Flynn lazes around in sweaters and slacks.
He is much in demand as master of ceremonies for Democratic Party functions. He is an ardent Democrat and longtime friend of Jesse Unruh, California’s “big daddy" of Democratic politics.
This summer Flynn and his pretty wife are vacationing in Europe, safe in the knowledge that he won't have to wear his Navy uniform for two whole months.
Gag Experts Give International Publicity to City in Rollicking Show at ForumTwo of the Monday morning columnists talked about the class of Benny and his cast members. First, let’s hear from Pat Wallace, the Women’s Editor at the Sun (she would move to the competing Daily Province later in the year. She talks briefly about Mary Livingstone. While Jack flew to various parts of the world in the off-season to entertain troops, Mary stayed at home, but was nonetheless helping to boost morale.
Beauties of Vancouver Extolled by Benny Broadcast Before 9000
Thirty-five million Americans from California to Rhode Island to Montana to Texas now know that Vancouver is a beautiful city practically surrounded by a body of water called English Bay—and toll bridges.
They know it’s a city in a “monetary paradise,” where ten dollars (American) will get you eleven (Canadian) without even going near a race track.
And they’ve been tipped off, too, to some of our local restrictions governing the sale of spiritus fermenti. (Spiritus fermenti? That, according to Jack Benny, is the stuff that comes in pints, quarts and W.C. Fields.)
And this, and Mayor Cornett, too, came to them on Sunday afternoon when Benny broadcast his weekly show from the Hastings Park Forum before an estimated crowd of 9000.
Vancouver, its Lions Gate bridge, Grouse Mountain chalet and its largest hotel, rated more plugs in the script than Don Wilson was able to muscle in for that breakfast food he peddles. You know, they’re tempting and toasty-brown, and they come in the big new 12-ounce economy size package!
Benny, the world’s most loveable heel; Wilson, Rochester, Mary Livingstone, Phil Harris and Dennis Day were accorded one of the greatest ovations a Vancouver audience has ever let loose for any visiting celebrity.
Some statistics might be interesting: Usually Benny allows about five minutes’ slack in the script to take care of the laughs. Sunday they took up seven minutes. And, at that, he cut the laughs short time after time by diving back into the script.
The script was chockfull of local gags, the longest one centred about a supposed Vancouverite who announced he’d been appointed by the major to welcome Benny to the city.
“I’ve lived here all my life, and if there any places of interest you’ve missed I’ll be glad to point them out to you,” he offered.
Then the script went like this:
BENNY: Well, let me see, I’ve been through Stanley Park and then I . . .
VANCOUVERITE: Stanley Park? Where’s that?
BENNY: Why it’s right at the foot of Lions Gate Bridge.
VANCOUVER: Lions Gate Bridge? . . . They have one here?
BENNY: Of course, that’s the bridge where Burrard Inlet meets English Bay.
VANCOUVERITE: English Bay?
BENNY: Certainly. That’s the body of water that practically surrounds the city.
VANCOUVERITE: Oh! So THAT’S what that is.
The payoff on this gag came later in the program when Benny was telling Mayor Cornett that his emissary had lived here all his life and “didn’t know that large body of water out there was English Bay.”
“Oh, is THAT what is?” said the Mayor.
That five-day wait imposed on visitors before they can buy a liquor permit was milked down to the dregs for several laughs. Like when Benny told Rochester “money isn’t all that important,” and the little valet cracked back:
“Boss you talk like a man whose five days are already up.”
Those toll bridges which are Vancouver’s first line of defense against any invasion were worked to show Benny up for the cheap heel he is supposed to be. Mayor Cornett told him how beautiful the Grouse Mountain Chalet is and added that the toll charge is only a quarter.
“It’s one of the beauty spots of Canada,” said the mayor.
“Well, that settles it,” replied Benny. “I’ll take your word for it.” Benny and the rest of the cast stuck meticulously to the script throughout, except once when the comedian ad-libbed a subtle crack about our weather.
When Mary Livingstone reminded him, “You’re not wearing a toupee because it’s cold,” Benny came back with, “Sister, are you kidding?” It wasn’t in the script but neither was that rain, or the sheet of ice that lay under the Forum floor.
Incidentally, Mary was well protected against the cold by an “ah-inspiring” mink coat.
The touching farewell to Dennis Day was more than “script.” The singer could not withhold his tears and had trouble continuing with his lines.
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The bagpipes probably have never been played to a larger audience than the one which heard their skirl over NBC on Sunday. The piper was Sergeant William Lamont of the Vancouver Seaforths.
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Mary Livingstone’s gag about her uncle Harry packed a double kick for one member of the audience—Harry Wagner, a native of Vancouver, who is her uncle.
A tireless showman, Benny returned to the Forum with his cast last night to entertain 7000 troops from all over Vancouver.
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Fifteen minutes before and after the actual broadcast, Benny and his cast put on a show that packed more laughs than the radio script.
Phil Harris, who said he was taking over while “Jackson” was putting on his hair, apologized for not bringing his wife, Alice Faye.
“She wanted to come,” he said, “but one of us had to stay home and have the baby.”
Don Wilson told the story about the elm tree that was planted in Waukegan, Benny’s home town, in honor of the comedian.
The tree withered up and died, Wilson explained, because, as Fred Allen said at the time, there was the tree in Waukegan while the sap was running around in Hollywood.
Talk of the TownAnd now, here’s Hal Straight, managing editor of the Sun. His column is a little odd; it comes to a very sudden end. The reference to pitching at the outset is kind of a little joke. Straight was a top amateur pitcher in Vancouver before pro ball returned to the city in 1937, and then covered the Vancouver Capilanos of the Western International League as Sports Editor. It’s a shame he didn’t talk baseball with Benny, as Jack was a fan.
By Pat Wallace
Benny Meets So Many
After watching the JACK BENNY gang this week, we’ve come to the conclusion that it takes a lot more than talent to be a top-ranking celebrity.
They need the patience of Job, the charm of Cleopatra and the endurance of MacArthur.
Ever since the Grape-Nut and, pardon us, we nearly forgot, Flakes radio troupe arrived here last Tuesday night or Wednesday morning to be exact, to do a considerable chunk of pun-plugging for the Sixth Victory Loan, they’ve been hounded and harried by swarms of signature-seeking fans during practically every waking minute. Not once have they refused. And more important, not once have they appeared ungracious or bored as they signed, signed and signed again.
It’s not only the autograph seekers which must stretch their civility to the snapping point, but the personality parasites—those hangers-on who stick their faces up to the outer rays of the lime-light.
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Mary’s Not Contrary
Sunday afternoon at the nationwide broadcast, with nine thousand packing the Forum to the rafters, both aforementioned types were out in full force. Yet exhausted as they all were, Jack, Mary, Phil, Rochester, and recently arrived DENNIS DAY, naughty boy of the show going nautical next week, had a word, a smile and a quick scrawl for anyone who asked, and believe you men, plenty did.
The whole troupe were feeling sort of low, too. Yesterday’s number was Dennis’ swan-song for the duration, and as Mary told us: “It’s like losing one of the family. We are that you know.” It’s easy to see it. They worry about each other, do plenty of kidding back and forth, and most noticeable of all; they build each other up continually.
It’s quite evident out in public that Jack takes the lead, and Mary usually retires quietly to the background. Mary’s explanation: “I’m proud of being Mrs. Jack Benny.”
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A Plug for a Jug
In fact, when they’re in Hollywood, Mary tells us she lives a pretty domestic life. “Except for rehearsals and the show at the week-ends, I spend a good deal of time at home. After all, my daughter JOANIE, who’s 10, needs attention, and I’ve my war work. I go to the Hollywood Canteen once a week, to Birmingham Hospital to chat with the servicemen Tuesdays, and Friday is my day at the Fort MacArthur Induction Centre.”
With their Vancouver stay up tomorrow morning, Mrs. Benny’s chief disappointment is the fact she never did find a moment to do any sight-seeing or shopping for additions to her collection of Toby jugs.
“I’ve loved it though, and maybe I’ll be able to sneak back again soon.”
From the Sun Tower
By Hal Straight
The General Is Pitching
Jack Benny and his troupe, with their wonderful tribute to Vancouver, almost pushed the war interest into the background over the week-end, but not quite.
Glamorous and U.S. president-nibbling General MacArthur, staged a pretty fair show himself. By landing on both sides of Hollandia in New Guinea in a sudden, important invasion, he made the strategy of the south Pacific and far east look quite clear.
The Navy is bombing the small islands—Jap strongholds—into submission which will open the way for the army to reach out from New Guinea to the Phillipines. Then with forces striking through Burma, Mr. Nippon will be completely cut off and will be left to shrivel like a sunburned cadaver which won’t take much sun.
A Fellow Named Benny
Like everybody else in this profession, we met Jack Benny. Before doing so we vowed we would not punish him with clichés, with the usual line of guff that must fatigue him, for instance: “Always listen to your broadcasts. Must be wonderful to be so successful! Are you really so stingy and do you really drive a Maxwell?”
But our good intentions were in vain. We exchanged “J’do’s,” both looked stupidly at each other and dug right into the frayed bag containing shopworn conversations.
“Saw you back in the Orpheum days when you HAD to play a violin,” we offered.
“Did you?” That was fourteen years ago. Time flies.”
“Saw you in Los Angeles a few years ago. You’ve lost weight.”
“Really! You notice it?”
“Yes. You’re quite a bit thinner.”
“Been on a diet. Was the only one who toured the war fronts who gained weight, 28 pounds. Quite unusual. I really am thin now.”
“Yes. Quite slim.”
“You’ve lost weight yourself,” twinkled Benny. “Oh, pardon me, I thought you were Don Wilson. What the devil, let’s relax and have a drink. Fellow can’t live on breakfast food forever.”
Which we thought was nicely done and the reason, probably, that Benny is “up there.”
Pin-Ups Not So Nude
Subsequently somebody mentioned something about pin-up girls. Benny, in grey-haired seriousness, explained that home folks had the wrong impression of servicemen’s “pin-ups.”
“They are not so naked. You’d be surprised at the modesty,” pointed out “Mr. Love-in-Bloom,” referring to servicemen’s quarters he saw overseas. Which brought us right into the conversation. On our Alaska Highway tour we bunked in army quarters and saw many walls papered with many pin-ups. At Dawson Creek the four walls of our room were covered. And there were no nudes.
Like most displays we saw, pretty girls, some of them completely clothed, others just decently, were predominant, but there were also pictures of the world war leaders, male actors and prominent people in general.
One place where we stayed there was a display of the famous Varga girls, the drawings that put Esquire magazine into the courts. But this display was on the back of a cupboard door, not open visibly.