Elastic Duck Leg

Baby Bottleneck is a warped cartoon.

Here’s an insane sequence where Daffy Duck is trying to run away from Porky Pig. Porky has ahold of Daffy’s leg. The leg keeps stretching. Daffy tries to pull it back to him.



Matched shots? Eh, that's for Disney, not for Bob Clampett. The camera cuts from a Daffy holding his leg to Daffy not holding his leg.



Porky’s coming for him. No stretched leg is going stop him. The two chase after each other on a conveyer belt. The expressions of panic are nuts.



Daffy pulls up a hair (Ducks have hair?). The leg is back to normal.



All this comes after the scene where Porky uses his tongue to bridge his body to stop him from sitting on an egg.

This isn’t even the insane part. The machine turns the two of them into a diapered pig-duck delivered to mother ape (with a huge, Manny Gould floppy tongue), who ends the cartoon with a radio reference (John J. Anthony. There are Bing and Cantor references earlier).

Rod Scribner, Bill Melendez and Bob McKimson also animate on this short (is that Melendez on the conveyer belt scene?), with layouts by Tom McKimson and backgrounds by Dorcy Howard. Warren Foster put together the story.

As Hope Goes, So Goes Comedy

Maybe a half-dozen radio comedians could be guaranteed to be found hovering in the top ten of the ratings during much of the Golden Age, especially in the ‘40s. Several of them became institutions as the decades churned on, including one man who never really had a regular show on television.

Despite that, Bob Hope was ubiquitous. He always seemed to be walking onto Johnny Carson’s set, his trips to entertain soldiers were slathered across the pages of the papers and his deal with NBC kept him on TV often enough to be kept in the public eye. Never mind the specials became increasingly forced and hokey, and eventually were embarrassing and sad.

It’s a shame he’s remembered today more for his obvious decline. His early TV specials are fast and funny, and his radio show was enjoyable, too. He had a good supporting cast led by the (as they said in the ‘40s) “zany” Jerry Colonna, and included Barbara Jo Allen, Elvia Allman and Blanche Stewart (later he made places for Irene Ryan and Jack Kirkwood). For a while, his singer was Doris Day!

Even in his laugh-track-filled later TV years, Hope’s monologues were topical. Radio critic John Crosby felt they were so topical, you could tell from Hope what comedians would be joking about. Here’s his column of September 30, 1946.

RADIO IN REVIEW
The Fall Fashions in Jokes
By JOHN CROSBY
The first time I saw Bob Hope was in the 1936 Ziegfeld Follies—one of the post-Ziegfeld shows produced by the Shuberts—in which he and Eve Arden did a song number called "I Can't Get Started With You". Fannie Brice was the star of the Follies and Hope was just a featured player. One reviewer dismissed Hope with about one line: "He tries and tries to be funny."
Last Tuesday night, Hope was back on the air for his ninth season with the same sponsor, Pepsodent, and it's a pretty safe bet his Hooper rating will be either first or second all year long. Somewhere in the last 10 years. Hope stopped trying so hard and became a comedian. Somewhere during the war years, he developed from a comedian into one of the great entertainers of our day. There have not been many comedians who deserved that title. Will Rogers, Fred Stone, Al Jolson and Joe Cook are a few that come to mind and all are dead or retired. Each had his own versatility and each his own personality but all had one thing in common; they were so extraordinarily likable that you forgave them their occasional lapses.
This is particularly true in the case of Bob Hope. Many of his radio programs are a triumph of personality over material. Last Tuesday he bobbed up before the microphone and began a familiar patter that went something like this:
"Yes, sir, just think—nine years with the same sponsor. Two more years and I'll have enough tubes to finish my driveway. (Thunderous applause.) After nine years, we're a national institution. Yes, sir, they just made a movie about us it's called "The Big Sleep". (Hysterical laughter). Our sponsor is very subtle. He doesn't say we lay eggs he just refers to us as Operation Shad Roe." (Pandemonium.)
It takes a great personality to get that response from that material.
It's always a good idea to catch the first Hope program of the season because in it you get a sneak preview of the fall fashion in jokes. Mr. Hope or his gag writers operate under the same formula employed by Clare Boothe Luce in writing plays; if you throw enough gags around some of them are bound to hit the bell. Because there are so many jokes in a Hope program, the first broadcast offers a fair cross-section of all the jokes you will hear on the air this year.
Well, let's take a look at the fall fashions. Bing Crosby's horses are definitely out this year. The new mode is Bing's baseball team, the Pittsburgh Pirates, of whom, I'm afraid, you'll hear a great deal. The staple Crosby jokes—his waistline, his income, his four boys—are still with us. Petrillo jokes are still haute monde. Jerry Colonna modeled the following for the radio audience Tuesday:
"I played "The Unfinished Symphony'."
"Why unfinished?”
"Petrillo."
It's still stylish for the featured comedian to insult himself. "You'll give me half of the Pepsodent Company? Why? Oh, I have to get off the air, huh? You figure that way you can save the other half."
Some jokes have gone the way of the bustle. There wasn't a single nylon joke on the program, not one. Also there wasn't a single mention of a two-way stretch, a joke Mr. Hope has worn with distinction for almost nine years. Jane Russell's body wasn't mentioned once and, believe it or not Frank Sinatra wasn't either.
There are a couple of new jokes in the fall line too. Henry Wallace was good for one. ("The more I listen to you, the more I think Truman muzzled the wrong man.") That's strictly a fall joke and won't last into the winter. However, the Peace Conference will probably, be around until spring.
"Professor, tell me what's going on at the peace conference?"
"You don't know either?"
But the real sensation of the fall line was "Doin' What Comes Naturally". Hope got three jokes out of. that Irving Berlin tune. It's the sort of title which could easily produce infinite variations of double entendre. It may well be to the '48-47 season what the nylon shortage was from 1943 to 1946.
Dear Miriam is back again with her gleaming smile. Come to think of it, Miriam has been around for quite awhile. She has a sponsor but when is she going to get a husband? I don't want to cause a panic in the Pepsodent office, but it seems to me Miriam's teeth are possibly a little too white. It's scaring the men away.

Crosby’s opinion of Hope wouldn’t be so favourable later, and Hope sued him over claims in a 1950 Life magazine article that he stole material from Fred Allen.

Let’s post the other Crosby columns for the rest of the week. He roasted the new Phil Harris/Alice Faye as being insipid and saccharine. Perhaps the writers read the review because they soon boosted the Harris-Remley comedy elements and the show took a leap upward. You can read that review from October 3, 1946 in this post.

Verily, positively artsy prose accompanies a look at an audience participation show on ABC in the October 1st column, while he turns to the scholarliness of conversation programmes in his October 2nd missive, and turns his attention on October 4th to the ridiculous situation of a 27-year-old playing a boy as well as yet another comedy about an innocent bumbler. You can click on them to see them in larger print.

Cow Meets Prohibition Alcohol

What cartoon has the funniest cows? My vote goes to Farm Relief, a 1929 short by the Charles Mintz studio for Columbia.

There’s a great opening cycle where cows are squirting their milk into a metal jug while they become flat-headed and cross-eyed.

Later, a cow is weaving all over the place after drinking prohibition hooch from a blind pig (it’s an actual pig with dark glasses).



The cow staggers over to the other barnyard animals and demonstrates the alcohol content in what the pig’s selling by sticking out his tongue. There’s a fire on it. A mouse pulls out a cigar and lights it on the tongue.



The Krazy Kats were directed by Ben Harrison and Manny Gould. But who needs Krazy Kat (especially the non-Herriman version) when you have Bossy tripping around on bootleg booze.

I am not a fan of much of the Columbia studio’s work, but there always seems to be something pretty weird and funny in the early sound cartoons by Charlie Mintz’s crew.

A Nose For Beauty

Some distraction gags are tried out in Uncle Tom's Cabaña, as Simon Legree gets excited about Little Eva on stage.

In this one, he lights his nose instead of his cigar. When he notices, he naturally puts his nose out in an ashtray.



This is really a wolf-Red cartoon set in Southern states drag.

Ray Abrams, Walt Clinton, Bob Bentley and Preston Blair are the animators. Sara Berner plays a little boy and someone's doing a pretty good impression of Andrew H. Brown as the voice of Uncle Tom.

Benny vs Benny

Fans of old radio know all about the Benny-Allen feud. But what about the Benny-Benny feud?

There really wasn’t such a thing. A writer at a New York newspaper tried to concoct one out of nothing.

Jack Benny and Benny Rubin were friends for many years; there are stories that Rubin suggested Ben K. Benny change his name to “Jack” after orchestra leader Ben Bernie complained (“Jack” was military slang for a sailor, and Jack had been one in World War One).

Here’s a bit more about Rubin from Gene Handsaker’s column of October 14, 1946. I believe he was working for the Newspaper Enterprise Association at this point; he also worked for the Associated Press.

HOLLYWOOD — Benny Rubin has sad, baggy, brown eyes; a swarthy skin; handsome, graying hair; a big beak, and little chin. He is, in short, "a man who looks like a mouse."
"But let's say 'a nice mouse,' " Benny added; "not a rat."
Benny's been in show business 30 years. He has trouped on Mississippi and Ohio river show boats; told gags and hoofed in vaudeville; emceed nightclub and stage shows; had comedy roles in about 100 movies. Once he even directed the 100-piece Hollywood Bowl orchestra in Tschalkowsky's Fifth Symphony. That was a gag, however; Benny merely followed the semi-circle of sawing cellos. The applause was terrific.
• • •
Benjamin Rubin was born in Boston, 47 years ago, a door from the Old North Church "where Paul Revere did his stuff." In the neighborhood were Jewish, Italian, and Irish dialects; Benny picked 'em all up and, in time, many more.
Now, a fast talker, he switches easily from Negro to Scotch to Arabian to Hindu, if necessary, to tell his gags. Funny thing, though; he can't do any of the Scandinavian accents.
His many years at a dialectician have fitted him for his present job of movie dialogue director. He even coached Kenny Delmar's "Senator Claghorn" accent for "It's a Joke, Son!"
He has known all the greats and near-greats in the fabulous field called show business. Some years ago, down on his showman's luck, he was majordomo in Hollywood's Victor Hugo restaurant. A customer with a beard asked Benny if he wouldn't like to get back into showdom.
Benny said sure. The man was Orson Welles.
• • •
From then on Benny literally ran between radio studios, doing dialects for Welles' Mercury Theater, Fibber and Molly, Jack Benny, and many others. Once Benny played two characters at once, one of whom choked the other to death. Just before that scene, Welles handed him a glass of pineapple juice to ease his overworked throat. "That shows you the heart of the guy," Benny said.
Benny's had a hand in several "discoveries." The only time he ever paid his way into a nightclub, in San Francisco, he was impressed by a girl dancer's beauty and talent, and wired a Hollywood producer. Moviegoers know her now at Ann Miller.
Benny, a happy man, would live his life all over again—in show business.

Rubin appeared on Jack’s radio show off and on through most of its existence, and then on television, generally in small parts. Rubin once wrote about how upset and angry he was about the Benny TV show’s cancellation by NBC in 1965. Rubin had been a vaudeville headliner; he hosted an amateur hour radio show in the mid-‘30s and had two half-hour shows on TV (NBC/WPIX) in spring 1949 but never got close to Jack Benny’s fame (or money) in broadcasting.

With that, here’s the manufactured feud from the Brooklyn Standard-Union of October 11, 1929. I have no doubt the quotes are accurate but I suspect the two Bennys were laughing about it, not angry.

Jack Benny Gets Benny Rubin's Bills
By FRANC N. DILLON
Staff Correspondent.
Hollywood, Oct. 11
A feud as bitter and endless as that reported to be in existence between Alice White and Clara Bow, is impending between Jack Benny and Benny Rubin, both of whom are now making pictures for Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.
"I don't see how people could confuse us," Benny Rubin says. "We don't look alike and we don't act alike, but I get his mail; I get his telephone calls and I even get his laundry."
"That's nothing," complained Jack Benny, "I get his bills!"
"TAKE IT BIG"
Jack Benny, by the way, says that he has his first part in a picture. Instead of being a master of ceremonies, he has a real part, that of a stage manager, in “Road Show.”
Benny Rubin says that he never has a part either. The director always says, "Go on Benny and do something funny." And Benny does, and steals the scene, if not the picture.
"I'm never written in the script," he wails, "I just go on and do something." That is what he is doing now in "Take It Big" with Bessie Love and Van and Schenck.

Here’s an example of Rubin working with Jack, though not on the Lucky Strike Program. It’s from the Long Island Star-Journal of November 17, 1954.

Big Spender Benny Needs the Money
By JOHN LESTER
Jack Benny has been doing a great deal of television lately, either because he has been suddenly seized by an inordinate affection for the medium, or because he can use the money, even as you and I.
The latter is probably the case since the Waukeegan [sic] wit, contrary to the stingy character devised for him for public appearance purposes, is one of the most generous of men and, in addition, his wife. Mary Livingston, is well known to be America's No. 1 shopper.
Her charge accounts and assorted expenditures even throw those of Fulton Lewis Jr., ($1,600 a day for hotel accommodations! So says Boot Herndon in "Praised and Dawned," the latest Lewis story) into the shade.
• • •
WHATEVER the reason for Benny's increased activity in TV, it's his business and the public isn't suffering. Most of his extra shows have been good and last Sunday's. CBS-TV, 7:30 to 8 P.M., on which he did "The Giant Mutiny," a take-off on "The Caino Mutiny," might have been exceptional but for the ending which fritted away to nothingness when it should have contained a climactic yell or, at least, an unusual twist of some kind.
Leo Durocher, manager of the world champion New York Giants, was the special guest along with a half-dozen or so ether ball players, and the plot centered around Benny's decision—he portrayed Alvin Dark—to take over the Giant team during a crucial moment in the world series. Durocher charged this constituted mutiny.
Durocher's "acting" was both unusual and unusually good under the circumstances and the entire half-hour was loaded with clever lines and situations, until, that is, the end when Durocher, who was found guilty in a sudden reversal of favor, merely walked from the stage and through the audience.
THE SHOW on which "The Giant Mutiny" took place was which he has exactly doubled this season, going from one out of every four Sundays last year to two out of four this year, alternating with Ann Sothern's "Private Secretary."
He's planning quite a few guest appearances for himself, too, in addition to a "spectacular," on which he will star and be supported by nearly everyone in Hollywood and New York.
The master comic and wit will undertake one of his more elaborate guesting Sunday coming at 9 P.M. over CBS-TV when he stars in "The Face is Unfamiliar" on the General Electric Theatre.
This is a filmed program and it certainly looked like a smash to me, but one never knows in show business.
• • •
IN IT, Benny appears as one "Tom Jones," a very undistinguished waiter whose manner and appearance are so routine that he is seldom recognized by anyone, typical of millions who go through life cloaked in anonymity. But this pronounced talent is recognized by a gangster boss is planning.
Benny, as the nondescript waiter, is duped into robbing the bank—no point in revealing the details—and does, but not without first running into the normal hazards of millions who patronize banks daily: such as waiting in line behind a vending machine man (Benny Rubin, a life-time friend of Jack Benny) about to deposit a large sack of uncounted pennies!

And, finally, a little squib from Hank Grant’s syndicated column, December 2, 1961.

ON THE JACK BENNY show a couple of weeks ago, comedian Benny Rubin played a panhandler who asked Jack for a dime so's he could get a cup of tea. Jack gave him a tea bag, saying: "I don't think you'll have any trouble finding a cup of hot water." Well, to date, viewers have sent Rubin a total of 487 tea bags! "Next time," says Rubin, "I'm going to panhandle for champagne!"

When Rubin wasn’t acting, he was writing. He put together a memoire of his experiences in vaudeville; some say he stretched the truth a bit. He provided the voice of Joe Jitsu in the abysmal Dick Tracy TV cartoons of 1960. A heart attack claimed him in 1986, seven years after he retired.

Pizzicato Pussycat Backgrounds

Friz Freleng’s cartoons of the mid to late 1940s had lovely background work by Paul Julian, but as the ‘50s bumped along, Freleng evidently wanted more modern designs, with outlines and representational shapes.

He borrowed Dick Thomas from the McKimson unit for Pizzicato Pussycat, released in January 1955. Thomas gave Freleng stylised backgrounds. Here are some examples.



Here’s a nice representation of one of Hawley Pratt’s layouts.



Pratt’s main characters don’t have the same kind of appearance as Sylvester or, say, the mouse in Mouse Mazurka (1949), which have a fairly traditional Warner Bros. look.



Being the 1950s, it is necessary that a piano is decorated with a candelabra. Thanks, Lee. Thomas manages to get some colour variation in this panned background.



Yes, music is involved in this short. It’s a Freleng cartoon, after all. And being a Freleng cartoon, the Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2 by Liszt figures into the score. But the classics get tossed out the window. When the cat uses sticks to try to bash the highbrow piano-playing mouse running around a drum kit, the music suddenly switches to jazz. And that’s what we hear to end the cartoon.



Milt Franklyn is given the on-screen music credit and I suspect he arranged his own score. It seems a little odd a 1920s bandleader would come up with a ‘50s jazz arrangement. But the tune in question goes back to the ‘20s. It’s “Crazy Rhythm” by Irving Caesar and Roger Wolfe Kahn. (The pizzicato string/flute cue over the titles is a Franklyn original. He digs back to 1905 for the next piece of music, the well-used “Me-ow” by Mel Kaufman).

This short was made around the time of the six-month Warners cartoon studio shutdown (a year for the McKimson unit). Manny Perez and Virgil Ross are the only animators mentioned on screen; Gerry Chiniquy and Ken Champin are gone (Chiniquy returned when the studio re-opened). Warren Foster, one of a handful of people kept on during the shutdown, wrote the story.

Besides Mel Blanc, the wife is played by Marian Richman, who was also employed by UPA and various commercial studios. The narrator is Norman Nesbitt, who is heard in a number of Warners cartoons around this time. Nesbitt was a newscaster and actor whose cartoon career ended when he left Los Angeles for KOA-TV in Denver at the end of July 1954. Nesbitt retired in 1959 to look after the estate of his brother John, who was the narrator of The Passing Parade radio/MGM shorts series, then came out of retirement in 1964. He died in Los Angeles on January 26, 1975.

Listen to “Crazy Rhythm” below. This version is a little less crazy.

A Furry Fuhrer

Jerry gets Tom kicked out of the house in The Lonesome Mouse (1943), then goes over to the cat’s basket and draws a Hitler hairstyle and moustache on it. He stops to admire his work.



Jerry then treats the picture like anyone would if it were the real Hitler.



Scott Bradley’s score treats us to “Auch Du Lieber Augustine.”

This is the cartoon with a disembodied voice talking to Jerry. I have no idea who it is (see the helpful comment). Jerry whispers to Tom outside the house; Tom has a dopey voice, like Meathead in the Screwy Squirrel cartoons Tex Avery was making about this time. Inside, Tom shouts a radio catchphrase of 1943—Phil Harris’ “That’s a lu-lu!” That voice is one of the MGM regulars of the period but I can’t be certain who it is.

No animators are credited. That’s not a lu-lu.

Firehouse Ostrich

A panicked ostrich turns itself into a pole that firefighters slide down in Walt Disney’s The Fire Fighters (1930).



I like how the pants walk in on their own and the firefighters land in them.



This is part of a 30-frame cycle. Disney’s crew tries to vary the look a bit by having one fireman coloured white and the next coloured black. But it’s the same animation.

Various inanimate objects come to life in this cartoon, which makes it enjoyable.

Not-Laugh-In Looks at the News

Producer George Schlatter and comedians Dan Rowan and Dick Martin combined to put Laugh-In on the air. After a rather unpleasant split, both sides tried to recreate it. And not very successfully.

Schlatter revived the show for the 1977-78 season with an all-new cast, including Robin Williams. Meanwhile, Rowan and Martin signed a deal with ABC to develop a weekly comedy series starting January 12, 1976—but a week before, asked out of their contract.

Why? George Maksian of the New York News wrote at the time it was because the network changed its mind about another Rowan and Martin venture.

One of the regular segments on their old show was “Laugh-In Looks at the News,” with an opening musical number, followed by (at least in the early years) phoney headlines and sketches based on news of the past, present and future. Rowan and Martin decided to rework the concept and took it to ABC.

Here’s the Associated Press talking about it in a wire story dated October 22, 1975.

TV News Funny Stuff Set by Rowan-Martin
By BOB THOMAS
Associated Press Writer
LOS ANGELES (AP) – Is the nation ready for a weekly Rowan and Martin review of the news? Rowan and Martin think so, ABC heartily agrees, and the network will present the pilot show Nov. 5.
"Two years ago we couldn't have done a show like this," says Dick Martin, the basset-faced zany of the comedy team. "Watergate was still going on, and people were too uptight to laugh at the news."
"Now the timing is just right," agrees Dan Rowan, the smooth straight man. "We're coming into an election year, the Fords are doing things you can make jokes about, and the Democrats are funnier than ever."
"The Rowan and Martin Report" next month will set the pattern for a series expected to reach the ABC network in January. Both comics and producer Paul Keyes declare it will be unlike anything television has ever seen before.
Does that sound like show biz hyperbole? Perhaps. But eight years ago all three were saying the same thing about their new show "Laugh-In," and their prediction turned out, to be true.
"When we went on the air with 'Laugh-In,' critics tried to compare it to early Ernie Kovacs, 'Hellzapoppin' or whatever, but it bore no relationship to anything that went before," says Martin. "Nor will the new show."
Rowan, Martin and Keyes bristled at the suggestion their show might resemble "That Was The Week That Was."
"TW3 used sketches to satirize the news," explained Keyes. "It was a failure because it had an Englishman (David Frost) telling us what is wrong with America, and the principal target of the sketches was President Eisenhower, whose popularity was 65 per cent in the polls. Besides, the show wasn't funny.
"Our show will have no sketches, no music, no laugh track, no guest stars, nothing but funny stuff about the news done the way television normally handles the news."
After their enormous success with "Laugh-In," Dan and Dick kept a low profile in television.
"It would have been ridiculous for us to do stand-up comedy routines on variety shows," said Rowan, 53. "Except for the Emmy show which we did for Paul (who was producing) we've tried to stay off the tube as a team. But both Dick and I like to do the game shows as singles."
Two months ago, the pair and Keyes took their idea for "Report" to Fred Silvermann newly moved from CBS to ABC as chief programmer.
"Fred said he could only give us 20 minutes because his schedule was tight," Rowan recalled.
"Silverman bought the show seven minutes after we entered his office," Keyes added.
Now they're in the process of assembling a team for their show. They were over in Burbank, Calif., of all places, the other day to audition performers at a tape studio.
Unknown actors and actresses from local improvisation theaters and nightclubs trooped before the camera and read gagged-up news items. Out of the candidates may come the future Henry Gibsons, Lily Tomlins, Arte Johnsons and Goldie Hawns.
“We’re looking for people can seem to be newscasters but have a way with comedy,” said Martin, 53. “They will also have to think fast on their feet, because the show will be live, and we may throw in last-minute news items.”

A test episode aired as scheduled. If anyone wondered where Cousin Oliver of The Brady Bunch went, he was hired by Dan and Dick. Robbie Rist, age 12, was the show’s TV critic and wrote his own material. 11 writers were hired and the show was taped only 24 hours in advance to be current. Keyes told the Gannett News Service prior to the broadcast there would be five reporters, but didn’t name them. He described the segments at “Rumor Corner,” “Man in Washington,” “Statistics,” and “Names in the News.”

As for the reviews, Percy Shain of the Boston Globe proclaimed “It’s all pretty static and not very funny. Sometimes, in its ethnic shots, it’s rather tasteless. Nothing emerged to stick to the memory, except for those flushing numbers at the bottom of the screen, which revealed that while the show was on the national debt increased $3 million. There’s certainly nothing humorous in that.”

But Win Fanning of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette called it “a sure winner,” adding “The fast-paced, up-to-air-time combination of actual news stories and inspired, witty commentary recaptured the best of the ‘Laugh-In’ excitement—without being in any way derivative.”

John J. O’Connor of the New York Times also approved. “[T]he two comedians and a small but choice cast of funny people commented on a wide range of current events, from President Ford’s latest press conference to Jacqueline Onassis’s new $200-a-week job in book publishing. ‘The Rowan and Martin Report’ brought some badly needed topicality and nice lunacy to the battered concept of ‘family hour’.”

Jay Sharbutt of the Associated Press was concerned about the stupidity of viewers: “What with its realistic-looking anchorman’s set, its joshing and its reporter who is seen across the street from the White House, ‘The Rowan and Martin Report’ is a frightening prospect for TV. People might mistake it for a local nightly news program.”

And what did George Schlatter think? He told the New York Daily News “It will make things better for me if I want to do ‘Laugh-In’ again.” He stayed away from a direct comment about the content.

But maybe Freddie Silverman’s golden gut couldn’t stomach what he saw. He passed on finding it a January time-slot, so Rowan and Martin went from potentially two shows to none at the start of 1976. Ironically, Schlatter's effort at ABC a few years earlier, Turn On, lasted one show as well.

Jump ahead 40 or so years to an era of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Maybe Dan Rowan and Dick Martin were way ahead of their time.

Teabiscuit's Record

Some of you reading here are old enough to remember when a real organ used to play at baseball and hockey games. Eventually, organists got fired and replaced by someone in the press box with a CD player. The CDs have been replaced with audio files on a computer.

Here’s a musical gag along those lines from Porky and Teabiscuit, a 1939 effort by the Hardaway-Dalton unit at Warner Bros. The bugler in his traditional outfit appears to make the call to the post. Except instead of blowing, he puts the needle on the 78 on a record player on top of the horn.



Some old Carl Stalling favourites show up in the score after this happens. The parade of horses takes place to the strains of “Sabre and Spurs.” After the starting pistol fires, we hear two pieces from silent film composer J.S. Zamecnik. First is “Western Scene.” After the shot of the Danger sign, when the camera cuts back to Porky and Teabiscuit, the tune switches to “In the Stirrups.”

There are some non-Mel Blanc voices here. Joe Twerp, who you’ll recall from I Only Have Eyes For You (1936) is the spooneristic race announcer. The sound of Porky’s car and the horse whinnies are courtesy of Pinto Colvig. The car start-up noise was made by Colvig blowing into wrong end of a trombone he bought for $2 at a pawn shop. He used it for Jack Benny’s Maxwell on a pair of shows in 1937 and elsewhere. The auctioneer is another non-Blanc voice, but I don’t know who it is.

Tubby Millar received the story credit and Herman Cohen the animation credit.

And for anyone not aware of it, “Teabiscuit” is a pun on the name of championship race horse “Seabiscuit.”