Sid the Banana

How many comedians get eaten by a dinosaur?

I can think of only one—the great Sid Melton.

How can you not like Sid? He always came across as one of those “because-the-elephant-forgot-to-pack-his-trunk” New York vaudevillians. Enthusiastic. Corny. Ready to get grab a hat and cane and jump on stage at a moment’s notice, even giving you a bar or two of a Jolson impression on one knee.

Sid worked steadily for a long time. Not only was he in the aforementioned dinosaur film—Lost Continent with Whit Bissell, Hugh Beaumont and Acquanetta—not only did he star in Stop That Cab with the wonderful Iris Adrian (above right) and Leave It to the Marines (all in 1951), he had regular or recurring roles on a bunch of TV shows through five decades.

Not a lot of newspaper column ink was devoted to Sid, but we’ve found some columns we’ll pass along. First, to the Hartford Courant of August 27, 1961, where he talks a bit about the Danny Thomas Show, on which he began appearing several years into its run.

Sid Melton Gets Break On Danny Thomas Show
By LEONARD W. STONE
(Courant Staff Writer)
VAN NUYS, Calif. (Via Telephone) — Sid Melton isn’t married but he has a wife and they’re expecting a child.
If you’re not curious by now, there’s no hope. But just in case you want to find out what the whole thing’s about, all you have to do is turn you’re [sic] television dial to the “Danny Thomas Show” when it hits the fall trail on Oct. 2 (chs 3 and 12, 9 p.m.)
It couldn’t happen to a nicer guy either. Melton, who at age 40 is an electric bundle of nervous energy, is getting “the biggest break of his 21 years in show business. He is currently featured as Thomas’ nightclub owner friend, Charley Halper, in the popular situation comedy.
Harnassed Energy
For the 1961-62 season some of the Melton nervous energy will be harnessed. His wife will be the talented Pat Carroll who you’ll be able to see in person at the Storrowton Music Fair, West Springfield, for one week starting Monday in “On The Town.”
“She’s a talented comedienne with a keen sense of timing,” says Melton. Timing is a prerequisite for working with a former vaudeville actor. He has a rapid fire type of delivery. Pat and Sid are expecting a baby in the television series. Someone ought to tell her.
But most important to Melton is that he will appear in about 25 of the 32 installments of The Danny Thomas Show. He will also be given a greater part in the situation.
Honest Show
Melton calls the show one of the most honest attempts at entertainment on television. “We keep changing the script right up to the last minute,” he says. “There are no laugh tracks (pre-recorded laughter) on the ‘Danny Thomas Show.’” They tape before live audiences and rewrite as needed and do the whole thing over again. Where the audience reacts unfavorably the script is either edited or rewritten. This may be one of the reasons the show is going into its ninth year this fall.
Sheldon Leonard, who is producer and director, is also Thomas’ partner in Marterto Productions which produces many of the best comedy series on television. Numbered among its stable is “The Andy Griffith Show.”
Melton refers to those people as the “heavyweights of the industry. As for his part in the Thomas show: “I’m just happy that people laugh at me,” he says.

The Chicago Tribune syndicate had Sid talk a bit more about his career in this interview published on March 31, 1963. The Thomas show would end the following season but was revived as Make Room For Granddaddy, giving Sid a chance to play Charley Halper again.

Sid Came Up Hard Way—But It’s Paying Off
By Walter Oleksy
“I WASN’T exactly born in a trunk in the Palace theater,” said Sid Melton, Danny Thomas’ sidekick on television, “altho my father, a vaudeville comedian, played there.”
“My dad, who performed under the name I. Meltzer, thought I should serve a long apprenticeship before going into show business so he waited until I was two years old before putting me into the act,” Sid told us in a recent interview.
“Seventeen years later, in 1940, I had $12.50 saved up and joined three other guys driving to Hollywood for what we hoped would be our big breaks.
“Hollywood wasn’t waiting for us with open arms, but I found some work and finally made an impression in the stage play, ‘The Man Who Came to Dinner.’
“Of my traveling companions, only Peter Leeds made the grade in show business. He’s a member of the Bob Hope troupe and does a lot of funny commercials. The other guys went back to their desk jobs. But that’s show business, to use an overworked phrase.”
Sid toured Europe during World War II, entertaining troops as part of the Hollywood Victory Caravan. After the war he appeared in movies such as “Knock on Any Door,” “The Steel Helmet,” and two Bob Hope pictures.
He also did television work, including regular roles on two series, Captain Midnight and It’s Always Jan, besides frequent guest shots on many series shows.
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IN 1958, he joined the Danny Thomas Show, which had been on the air for six years. His performance, in a one-shot role, caught the public’s fancy and he was signed as a regular. He plays the part of Charley Halper, Danny’s night club owner friend.
“Now they’re building up my part even more,” Sid beamed. “I started out on the show as a bachelor, which I really am, and later took a TV wife, Pat Carroll. Now we’re parents of a baby boy.”
Sid impressed us as one of the hundreds of faces in the television crowd who has, thru hard work and natural talent, moved up front, center and is shouldering his big buildup like a pro.
What kind of a guy is Danny Thomas?
“Danny’s the greatest in the world,” Sid said. “He’s easy to work for, down to earth, and he gloats like a proud father if you can get the laughs. He’ll jump into the background and let any other performer take over—if he’s funny.
“Danny doesn’t believe in following the script too closely. We’ve got good writers but we always make changes as we go along. Danny and the executive producer-director, Sheldon Leonard, are always full of ideas.
“I used to come to rehearsals too well prepared. I had the script memorized cold. But Danny and Marjorie Lord, his TV show, are great add-libbers [sic]. They start with the script and take it from there. Gradually I got the hang of that kind of acting and believe me, it makes a show.
How does a confirmed bachelor manage to play an all-suffering husband and father convincingly?
“I’m an actor, ain’t I?” Sid responded.
But just to make sure all stays well, Sid admits he practices an old vaudeville superstition.
“I whistle in my dressing room.”

Sid picked up a recurring part on Green Acres in 1965, playing one half of the brother combination of Alf and Ralph Monroe (Ralph was actually a woman). But it appears he wasn’t altogether happy, as he told the Newspaper Enterprise Association. This column appeared in newspapers on February 11, 1967.

We Have No Bananas
By ERSKINE JOHNSON
HOLLYWOOD (NEA) — People keep asking Sid Melton why he isn’t doing more television those days. It’s a good question and Sid keeps asking himself.
For seven years, as everyone knows, little Sid played Charlie Halper, owner of the club where Danny Thomas performed on The Danny Thomas Show. For seven years, with great comedy timing and a mobile face, Sid kept audiences laughing. With the end of the series no actor in Hollywood had a better track record as a second banana than Sid Melton.
“I'm still amazed,” he says, “but in three years I haven’t been asked to do a single TV pilot. I don’t understand it. I know I can make people laugh. I know I can make people happy.”

Now don’t get the idea that Sid inspired the war on poverty. He appears now and then as Alf Monroe, the inept carpenter on CBS-TV’s Green Acres. He has played other roles this season on The Phyllis Diller Show and on Run, Buddy, Run. He’s proud to he a small part of Green Acres because, “It’s a well-written fun show with no message, unlike most of the trash on television these days.”
He also welcome’s [sic] the change of pace from The Danny Thomas Show on which, he says, the director forever was saying to him, “Give me more of that Donald Duck grasping and sputtering.”
"As Charlie Halper,” he explains. “I had to give every line a trick delivery, it was all high key. Now, on Green Acres, it’s all much straighter and I can throw lines away.”
What Sid misses is another chance at a role like Halper.
“What I’d like to play is another strong banana in a comedy series. With this face it’s the only kind of role I really can play. But when I ask my agents about this, they just make a face, and my only answer to them is, ‘So I don’t look like Robert Culp.’ ”
With time on his hands Sid has been writing a book for a planned Broadway musical titled, “So Long Sam.” The story, he says, takes place in Japan with an all Oriental cast but all of the characters talk like those in “Guys and Dolls.”
He’s also working on his autobiography, for which Bob Hope has written the introduction. But there’s still time for him to keep asking himself that question about why he isn’t a regular on a comedy series.
He grins. “Maybe I’ll have my face changed so I WILL look like Robert Culp.”

Sid never did a regular role, but he did surface on several episodes of The Golden Girls (playing a dead guy, not eaten by a dinosaur) and got called a number of times to work on several other series in the ‘90s. He was also cast in the film Lady Sings the Blues with Diana Ross. And there was also work on stage.

And then there were TV commercials, like the one below, which will end our post. There are two Sids in this. Cartoon fans should recognise the other Sid by his voice if nothing else. While Sid Melton was performing in summer 1938 in the stock cast at the St Regis Hotel in Fleischmanns, New York, the other New York-born Sid was touring with U.S. with a Major Bowes unit and had appeared in the Catskills. He was 97 when he died in 2006. Melton was 94 when he passed away in 2011.

Toys in a Cycle

Before we leave our holiday posts behind for another year, let’s re-create some cycle animation from The Shanty Where Santy Claus Lives, released early in the New Year of 1933. 16 drawings (one foot of film) make up a cycle of toys that are cheering because, well, there are crowds cheering in a bunch of Harman-Ising cartoons released by Warner Bros.

I won’t post the individual drawings this time. Instead, I’ll slow down the cycle a little bit.



Veterans Ham Hamilton and Norm Blackburn are credited on-screen with the animation. The song “The Shanty Where Santy Claus Lives” was written by Harry Woods and copyright in October 1931. The same guy who did the falsetto males in a lot of the H-I Merrie Melodies (Max Maxwell?) plays the poor kid in this one.

What? This is reused animation from Red Headed Baby (1931, drawn by Hamilton and Maxwell)? Yes, you’re correct.

From all of here at the Tralfaz blog, here’s a cheery holiday song from one of the greats of show biz.

Santa Sells

“Why, it’s good ol’ Santy!” exclaims narrator Gil Warren, as flying reindeer canter into the moonlight in Tex Avery’s Holiday Highlights (1940).



Cut to a closer shot. Santa Claus isn’t delivering presents. Maybe he’s earning money to make them by selling ice cream. Yes, in winter.



Chuck McKimson is the credited animator.

Christmas Comfort For the Troops

No doubt Jack Benny’s writers threw away ideas for scripts that just didn’t work. We’ve had to do the same thing with our Benny Christmas post.

At first, we wanted to write something about Christmas With Jack Benny, an industrial film Jack made for Roy Grandey Productions in the early ‘60s for the Salvation Army Winter Fund. But I can’t find out anything about it, so that idea was out.

Next, we came across a story in the New York Herald Tribune that Jack was about to be on the very first bill of the Keith Albee Theatre in Flatbush, Queens, on Christmas Day 1928. After digging and a lot of confusion, I found ads for the bill and a story on its opening in the Brooklyn Daily Star of the following day. Jack was mentioned nowhere. It appears he wasn’t on the bill after all. I did find stories and box ads about Jack playing Proctor’s 58th Street (newly rebuilt) the week before and the Hippodrome on 6th Avenue the week after (Billboard’s reviewer sniffed that critics had probably memorised Benny’s act as they had seen it so many times). So that idea was out, too.

Instead, we’ll bring you a couple of related wire service Christmas stories from 1950 that only indirectly involve Jack Benny. Even today, many people enjoy listening to Jack’s old radio shows. But imagine that you’re several thousand miles away from home in a war zone. Wouldn’t you like some kind of reminder of home? This story is from December 24th. There is no byline.

Radio Stars Join to Give Troopers Special Package as Christmas Gift
HOLLYWOOD—(U.P.)—It will be a merrier Christmas for American fighting men throughout the world when Armed Forces Radio Service sends out its special short-waved Christmas package. Christmas carols and the familiar voices of Bing Crosby and Jane Russell will form a backdrop of home for GIs behind the booming guns in Korea and the lonely outposts of Europe.
AFRS has recorded more than 44 hours of the best radio programs of the year, along with special yuletide features, to beam their way tomorrow and Monday. Jack Benny, Red Skelton, Bob Hope and uncounted glamor girls will sing and cut up for the service men.
GIs also will hear the Los Angeles Rams-Cleveland Brown championship professional football game Christmas Day, the day after it is played. “A real present for the boys,” said an AFRS spokesman. “Football is our most popular program.”
Fighting men have their choice of religious services, sports, music and command performances by the favorite stars of screen and radio—even grand opera. Soldiers and sailors from Miami, Cleveland, Philadelphia and New York will hear friends and celebrities from their own home towns.
Hospitalized veterans will be the only persons in this country to hear the program, the most extensive ever arranged for radio.
The role of Santa Claus is filled by AFRS, a combined operation of all branches of the military. Col. William M. Wright, Jr., commands the Hollywood center, which services 68 far-flung stations from Pusan, Korea, to North Africa.
Included in the show business Christmas special will be such stars as Ann Blythe, Jeanne Crain, Pat O'Brien and MacDonald Carey.
Home front and world-wide news will keep GIs on all fronts abreast of the yuletide festivities at home.
AFRS, deluged by mail from men overseas clamoring for their favorite programs, gets the cooperation of radio networks and motion picture studios in producing its year-round shows.
Without that cooperation AFRS would be forced out of business. The cost of talent alone would be astronomical.
Private stations and networks also give AFRS the right to transcribe and re-broadcast many of their commercial programs, entirely free of charge.
The military radio went into operation shortly after Pearl Harbor and is headquartered in a two-story building in Hollywood.
As soon as its Christmas show is out of the way, it will go to work on a New Year's Day “present” for its listeners—broadcasts of the Rose, Sugar, Cotton and Orange bowl football games.

The following story appeared in newspapers the next day. The war correspondent who filed this report was later killed in a riot; beaten to death while on his way to cover a bus strike in Singapore on May 12, 1955. Communists were blamed.

It's Quiet Christmas Eve Up in Foxholes
By GENE SYMONDS
SOMEWHERE NORTH OF SEOUL, Dec. 24.—(UP)—It's a quiet Christmas Eve up here in the foxholes—quiet and frightening and bitter cold.
There are no Christmas trees, no presents, no laughing friends shouting, "Merry Christmas," no tousled-haired kids to creep down stairs before dawn to see what Santa Claus brought them. Christmas Eve here is a machine gun sitting on the edge of your foxhole with the bolt back ready to go. It's a pale, full moon casting grotesque shadow among the fierce, rugged mountain peaks around you. It's your buddy crouching in the bottom of a freezing dugout with a blanket around his shoulders to smoke a cigarette.
COLD, CALM NIGHT
It might have been a night like this in Bethlehem 1,950 years ago when Christ was born—the night clear, cold, calm.
Out there, across those mountain peaks a few miles away, are the Communists. They have been building up a long time and tonight would be a nice time for them to strike.
Back from the front a short way in command tents and dugouts there are small fires, some companionship and perhaps a bottle or two that someone managed to hold on to. The talk, what there is of it, is all of home: “I wonder what the folks will be doing tonight?” and “I wonder what Mary got the kids for Christmas?” and “I hope to hell I am home for Christmas next year.”
SOME RADIOS
Some of the tents have radios and we can listen to Christmas programs from the Armed Forces Radio station in Seoul. It helps a little hearing familiar voices like Jack Benny and Charlie McCarthy; yes, it helps a little, but not much.
There's a thin layer of snow on everything and you can feel the ground tighten up as it freezes solid after a brief period of relatively warm weather. In Seoul there will be a midnight mass for United Nations troops but there will be no midnight services for Koreans, because of the curfew. Those Koreans who have managed to hang on to their radios will listen along with the soldiers to services broadcast from Tokyo.
Driving back from the front the cold bites deeper into your flesh and you feel sorry for the lonely MP's guarding bridges and roads. Some of them are permitted to have fires if they are far enough back from the front. They spend Christmas Eve trying to keep warm.
There are not many refugees on the roads tonight. They have stopped wherever they could for the night in homes still standing after two successive waves of fighting, in barns and in stables.
It is not unlikely that a Korean babe will be born along the road in some shabby building this Christmas Eve, 1950, in Korea.

Soldiers in Korea got to see Jack Benny in person. He had wanted to go in 1950 after Al Jolson performed for soldiers there but was advised by his doctor not to (Variety, Dec. 6, 1950). He finally went in July the following year (with Frank Remley and Errol Flynn) but the tour was cut short as Jack physically couldn’t deal with the grind in the oppressive war zone. That didn’t stop him from entertaining for the men and women who served their country. Louella Parsons reported in her column that Benny and Ann Blyth spent Christmas Day 1951 in Beaumont, Texas putting on a show for wounded vets, and then taking the show to army bases in New Mexico.

Jack Benny gave much of his time to help others, even on Christmas. Even if he couldn’t be there in person.

He Didn't Want to Make Cartoons

What started out as publicity interview for a Christmas show turned into an attempt by Walt Disney to justify why he wasn’t making many cartoons any more.

It boiled down to a word spelled M-O-N-E-Y.

Well, kind of.

After going on about the prohibitive cost of animation, Disney admitted to the Philadelphia Inquirer in a 1958 interview that the live-action westerns he put on TV were, to be honest, money-losers. But the prohibitive cost didn’t stop Disney from making those. And then he revealed that, gosh, golly, he never really wanted to make cartoons in the first place.

In the ‘40s, it seemed Disney was more interested in technology than animation. There was Fantasound. Then there was matte work to marry live action to animation (something Max Fleischer had been doing in the 1920s). A decade later he jumped on 3D, albeit briefly. Then in the ‘60s, xerography for One Hundred and One Dalmations. By that time, he had a huge theme park that took up a lot of his interest, immersing himself in a sentimental and wonder-filled America as he wanted it to be. Oh, and he had dived into the family feature film business with nary a drawing to be seen. Perhaps it’s no coincidence that the Oscars for Short Subject cartoons started going to other studios during World War Two.

Fortunately for us all, despite his dream of being the next King Vidor or Cecil B. DeMille, Walt Disney did go into the animation business. One can wonder how many distributors might have taken a pass on releasing cartoon short subjects had they not jumped on board in the wake of the popularity of the early Mickey Mouse and Silly Symphonies (remember that neither Warners nor MGM distributed cartoons at the time Mickey came along).

The Christmas show mentioned in the story below consisted of Jack Hannah’s crew of Al Coe, Volus Jones, Les Clark and Bob McCrea supplying animation of various Disney characters to stitch together some of the studio’s old Christmas cartoons and scenes from features. The studio was adept at this kind of thing, especially when Professor Ludwig Von Drake was used as a linking device; he remains my favourite Disney character.

This story appeared on December 14, 1958.

For Walt Disney Christmas Is Bigger Than All of Us
BY HARRY HARRIS
TINKER BELL, who lost her weekly “hostessing” job when ABC's Wednesday “Disneyland” became the Friday (8 P. M., Channel 6) “Walt Disney Presents,” helps get things rolling again this week on Disney's special Christmas show, “From All of Us to All of You.”
The program’s emphasis has been on flesh-and-blood characters like Elfego Baca and John Slaughter lately, but on Friday night Disney's pen-and-ink people will get an almost uninterrupted inning.
Tinker, Mickey Mouse and Jiminy Cricket have major roles in a holiday hour featuring “living Christmas cards” enlisting the talents of Peter Pan, Bambi, Pinocchio, Cinderella, Snow White and other small-fry favorites.
The only human on the premises will be Disney himself, and for the occasion this big, big man in Hollywood creative circles has consented to undergo shrinking to Tom Thumb size, “because Christmas is bigger than all of us.”

As far as TV’s concerned, the Disney drawing boards haven't been getting much of a workout lately only six cartoon shows were scheduled for the entire season. In Hollywood recently we asked Mr. D. how come.
“Cartoons are darned expensive,” he said. “In the Christmas show alone, for instance, we’ve got about a quarter of a million dollars’ worth of new stuff.
“A lot of people don't discriminate between good cartoons and cheap ones, but we keep betting there’s a percentage who prefer quality. Otherwise, we’d be stupidly throwing money away.
“We’re preparing ‘Sleeping Beauty’ for theaters. It will run only an hour and 15 minutes, but it will cost $6,000,000. That’s another reason we’re going easier on TV cartoons. Everybody who draws half-way decent is working on ‘Sleeping Beauty.’
“The Duck and the Mouse aren't on the retired list. We’ve got plenty of projects for them and for Pluto for this year and later. (Disney’s original seven-year pact with ABC still has two full seasons to go.)
“It’s true we're using cartoons more sparingly in the afternoons (“Mickey Mouse Club,” cut to a half-hour last year, is now aired only three times a week, at 5:30 P. M., with the real people-peopled “Adventure Time” slotted on Tuesdays and Thursday), but how many cartoons are there in the whole business? “You can’t keep filling a program with cartoons day after day for 26 weeks.
“We had to withdraw ‘Tomorrowland’ from our schedule this season because of the pressure of getting them out in time to keep up with scientific advances. And the cartoon segments were very expensive. ‘The Friendly Atom,’ which is being used in schools and by the Air Force, cost close to $400,000.
“Some of our TV cartoons are 40 percent new. We don't ‘get rid of old stuff.’ The old cartoons are valuable. We can still sell them to theaters. In fact, we still have quite a few we haven’t used on television yet. They won’t let me have the feature films. They say, ‘Why put Snow White’ on TV, when every time we send it out to theaters it’s worth $2,000,000?’
“Our interest in cartoons hasn’t dwindled. We’re doing as much animation as ever, but we’ve diversified.
“We’re doing a lot of nature films and stories with live actors. We got into live pictures when dollars were frozen in England and the only way we could get our money out was to make pictures there.

“Actually,” Walt confided, “if circumstances hadn’t forced me into it, I’d never have gone into the cartoon business. I was interested in live films. I wanted to be a director. Only the fact that I couldn’t get a job made me go back to the drawing board.”
Disney denies that his stress on Westerns this year—six Bacas and six Slaughters are definitely set, and there may be more—was dictated by a losing rating battle with “Wagon Train” last season.
“We’ve had Westerns from the first,” he pointed out, “as part of ‘Frontierland.’
“I love Westerns and adventure stories when they’re true stories, not necessarily documentaries, but more or less based on fact American history has always intrigued me. Our country is so young. People don’t realize how young.
“My own Dad was a fiddler who played with a little trio that passed the hat in front of frontier saloons. My mother and my uncles knew people who have become legends of the old West.
“John Slaughter cleaned up the mess left in Cochise county by Wyatt Earp, and in the personal effects of his widow were shares of Disney stock.
“I think our Westerns are very good ones. And they’re expensive. The Baca and Slaughter hours cost us about $300,000 apiece, and we only get back $100,000 on the first showing and $60,000 for each repeat. And we pay residuals on the repeats.
“Profit or loss, it all goes into the pot. We’ll spend $1,800,000 this year on TV material over what we’ll get not counting ‘Zorro.’
“If you want to make a Western cheaply, you just don’t put in any action. You shoot it in front of a wagon and have your actors sit around a fire and talk. Or you shoot through a wagon wheel and have a few Indians go by.
“But if you go out on location and shoot real action, as we do, that alone costs $20,000 a day.”
He may assemble Baca and Slaughter segments for release as theater fare abroad. Zorro is definitely slated for such treatment. But in general Disney is opposed to transferring his strictly-TV characters to U. S. theater screens. Dave Crockett? “The theaters begged for Crockett,” he said.
He sees advantages and disadvantages to the switch from Wednesday at 7:30 to Fridays at 8.

“There were a lot of letters opposing Wednesdays because it interfered with Boy Scouts, Christian Endeavor meetings and various church functions.
“On the other hand, I opposed the later hour, because there's the problem of kids staying up, and the kids control the dials. But it was pointed out that, with no school next day, they can stay up later Fridays. My brother, Roy, was concerned, too, because he felt Friday was a theater night, and it wasn’t fair to theater owners.
“We didn’t try to get away from competition. There’s always competition. And sometimes it’s too bad.
“One of my favorites is Groucho Marx. I didn’t want ‘Zorro’ scheduled against him, but I had no say in the matter.
“I saw Groucho once, and he told me his daughter came to him and asked, ‘Daddy, do I have to look at you?’ Groucho replied, ‘This is a free country.’ ‘So she turned on “Zorro,”’ Groucho said, ‘and I watched it from the background myself!’”

Mistletoe Bait

Jack Zander animates one of my favourite sequences in a Tom and Jerry cartoon in The Night Before Christmas. It’s when Jerry holds out the mistletoe to try to con Tom into giving him the traditional kiss. It works. Then Jerry kicks his the cat’s butt into the air.

There isn’t a huge range of emotions but just enough to make the scene charming.



Zander left for war service and when he got out, worked in New York City for Willard Pictures, and then Transfilm before opening his own commercial studio(s) on the East Coast. He died five months short of his 100th birthday in 2007.

The Fight in Santa's Beard

There’s always some weird stuff going on in the early Walter Lantz sound cartoons. For some reason, in Merry Dog (1933), Santa Claus suddenly develops two mouths when he sings “Jingle Bells.”

There’s a great gag when a mouse comes out of his hole driving a gangster’s sedan and rifles a cat with machine gun fire before driving back into the hole. Meanwhile, a hungry wolf rips off Santa’s beard to disguise himself so he can get close enough to Pooch the pup and his girl-friend to eat them. But the masquerade falls apart when the cat chases mice into the beard and start fighting in it, accompanied by Jimmy Dietrich’s xylophone music.



Then the mice-filled beard gallops back into the mouse hole with the cat in pursuit.



The cartoon ends with cat emerging from the mouse hole, grossly obese, after Santa clobbers the wolf back to the city dump.

Manny Moreno, Les Kline, Tex Hastings, George Cannata, Fred Kopietz and Bill Weber are the credited animators. This cartoon didn’t hit theatres until after New Year’s Day. In fact, one theatre in rural Nebraska ran it in August when the temperature was 106°.

Sorry for the fuzzy screen grabs, but this cartoon wouldn’t be on-line at all if it weren’t for Milt Knight.

Christmas in Hollywood 1927

How different was Christmas in Hollywood 90 years ago? Well, for one thing, film fans must have had longer attention spans and better vision. The article below takes up three, 8½-by-11 pages of single-spaced text, so I’m not going to spend time with a long introduction.

In reading the names of the stars, I can’t help but think how many had careers that disappeared after sound came in. Al Jolson’s The Jazz Singer had been released a few months earlier. Perhaps remarkable is how many of these names are remembered by film fans today.

Incidentally, Rosalind Shaffer of the Chicago Tribune Press Service wrote a similar column, interviewing many of the same people, though with a bit of different information. She talks about Reginald Denny’s Yule log which is missing in the story below, as are the holiday doings of Charlie Farrell and William S. Hart.

The authoress, to use an old-timey term, was the first President of the Hollywood Women’s Press Club. This appeared in the Boston Globe on Christmas Day 1927.

HOW HOLLYWOOD’S CHILDEN WILL SPEND THE DAY
Jack Gilbert’s Daughter and Children of Jack Holt, Buster Keaton, Dick Barthelmess, Bert Lytell, Will Not Be Forgotten by Santa
By MAYME OBER PEAK
While family parties are gathered around glowing firesides and groaning boards in countless homes today, what are the motion picture stars doing to celebrate Christmas?
How do these year-round entertainers, surrounded by the glamor of the Kleigs, amuse themselves on this day of days in the land-of-make-believe? Are they keeping “open house” in their movie palaces at which enough champagne and egg-nog flows to fill their marble swimming pools? Or do they spend the day even as you and I?
And what are their Christmas presents like? With salaries that would buy anything from imported motors to a railroad, with imaginations that run the artistic gamut, are the gifts they exchange as picturesque as they are priceless?
To answer these questions for local fans, the reporter made a careful poll of filmland’s famous. I found that practically all of the stellar stars, who work harder than the average bricklayer, have the day “off,” it being Sunday as well as Christmas! That the very lucky, “between pictures” at this season, are in New York, and others with a few days holiday are spending it at the California mountain resorts in the snow, or at their beach cottages. Only one I encountered was able to go to Kentucky for a regular “homecoming” Christmas!
As to how the majority will spend the day, Wallace Beery seems to have voiced it:
The Beerys at Home

“I’m going to stay quietly at home. It’s Christmas, isn’t it?” This actor’s idea of a Christmas present for his wife was a diamond necklace of rare craftsmanship. In return Mrs Beery is giving her husband a new hunting and camping outfit—guns, khaki, silk tents and collapsible bunks.
Raymond Hatton, the other member of the Beery-Hatton team, put a little promissory note in his wife’s stocking which read: “Dear Frances: A hope thoughts of your trip to Europe were a merry one.” Having discovered oil on his beach property, Hatton can afford to keep his promise, too! The Hattons, who have no children, have trimmed a tree for the neighbors’ children. They hung up their stockings, declaring, “We hope to the Lord we will never get too old to do that.”
W.C. Fields and Chester Conklin, other two members of the famous comedy quartet, known as “The Four Horsemen of Hilarity,” gave ridiculous gifts in keeping with their calling. One was a year’s shopping order on one of the Los Angeles leader barber shops to a friend who is as bald as an onion!
The Pickfords Gather
Douglas Fairbanks and Mary Pickford, dubbed here “the first lady of filmland,” refused to divulge their gifts to each other. They are members of a family house party at the Santa Monica Beach home of Mrs. Pickford Sr. Jack and Lottie are there, and if one of those “unusual rains” isn’t falling, the former expects to take a swim in the Pacific. There is a tree for the only grandchild, Rosemary Rapp, Lottie Pickford’s daughter, who has been adopted by her grandmother and renamed “Mary Pickford.”
As is their usual custom, the Talmadges, Schencks and Keatons are making it strictly a family day, centering around Joseph and Robert, the small sons of Natalie and Buster Keaton, and also around Mrs “Peg” Talmadge, the mother and pal of the famous Talmadge girls.
At the Taylor-Dempsey home will gather all the relatives of the screen star and ex-champion, each of whom have brothers and sisters and nieces and nephews living in Hollywood. Here perhaps the most lavish gifts will be exchanged. Among them is an entire Italian room, which Estelle Taylor had an importer instal on the second floor as her husband’s dressing-sitting room.
His former dressing room, adjoining, has been refitted as his writing room. When I talked to Miss Taylor she told me that every shelf of his wardrobe was filled with packages. One of them contains an accordion which can be played automatically! “The billiard room is full of gifts for me,” she said, “but I don’t know what any of them are except one that must be a music box. For every time anybody comes in Jack takes them upstairs and I can hear music playing!”
Jack as Chef

If it weren’t Christmas the millionaire prizefighter might be standing over a hotel range showing the chef how to fry chicken. According to his wife, that’s what he does on his weekdays now, having taken over the very active management of his Los Angeles hotel during the illness of his brother.
The high spot in the Yuletide of Clara Bow is a new sport roadster with a special-built body, which she will find sitting outside her door on Christmas morning. America’s Queen of Flappers perhaps gave the most picturesque of gifts. Several months before Christmas she placed an order with an old Grand Banks fisherman living in Marthas Vineyard settlement for 10 ship’s models for her closest friends.
Joan Crawford is giving her feminine friends rhinestone garters. In her own stocking Christmas morning she will find a brand new contract with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer elevating her to stardom. This young woman, who danced her way from a New York night club to film fame in two years, has recently purchased a new home in Beverly Hills. Here she will entertain at dinner some 50 friends, assisted by her mother and young brother, and her house guest, Shirley Dorman.
Clive Brook sent to his native London, and the chef of his own club there, for dozens of rich plum puddings—true to the British tradition. These are his gifts to his friends. With his two lovely children, aged 2 and 4, he and Mrs Brook are making merry today around a beautifully decorated tree which grows, by the way, in their own front yard! Outdoor Christmas trees are one of the season’s high lights in California.
For Bebe Daniels this is the day of days, which she is spending at home with her mother and grandmother. For years her gift list has included hundreds of names. Every person, no matter what their station, who has helped her in one of her pictures during the year, is remembered. The dark-eyed athletic star, called in Hollywood “the female Fairbanks,” had a tree set up in the little yard of her dressing-room bungalow at the Paramount Studio, distributing her gifts from there on Christmas Eve. Among her own presents is a silver tea set of old Spanish make and design from her mother.
A German Christmas

Traditional ceremony will prevail in the household of Emil Jannings, the famous German star, the servants taking part in all the festivities and exchange of gifts. There will be a tremendous tree, containing a gift for the hundreds of friends invited to “drop in”—gifts purchased in the exclusive shops of Berlin. Jannings’ gift to his wife is a sable coat. Her’s is unique among costly gifts. She had printed and bound in hard-tooled leather for her husband a set of volumes dealing with the famous actors of the stage and the characters they have portrayed since the days of the wandering minstrels.
Esther Ralston, the New England star, is giving her husband, George Webb, what thousands of other wives gave—something for their new home—rugs. He, in turn, presented her with a piece of rare old tapestry for the living room wall. Their Christmas holiday will be mostly spent puttering around the house.
Thelma Todd, who was “Miss Massachusetts” in 1925 when she came to Hollywood after winning a beauty contest, draws from her Christmas stocking an important role in “Hell’s Angels,” the $1,000,000 air film being produced for United Artists. “Borrowed” from Famous Players, where she is under contract, originally from Lawrence, where she is known as “Lawrence’s Sweetheart,” is certainly being smiled on by the gods. Her Christmas holiday will mean one day at home.
George Bancroft, the screen’s laughing villain, has purchased for Mrs Bancroft an American care of foremost rating with de luxe fittings. With their little girl, Georgette, the Bancrofts are having a quiet day at home.
Corinne Griffith is having a Christmas tree as usual, but as she is living in a rented house during the building of her Italian villa, says she does not expect to have her big house-warming until next year. Her most important Christmas presents were blankets, collars and water balls for her there dogs, “Ritzy,” “Pal,” and “Rags.”
Dorothy Sebastian went in for perfume burners-made like gazing crystals and suited in color to the individuality of her friends. To Renee Adoree, her chum, she presented a gorgeous drape—a half-circle knitted affair embroidered in wild colors and weird patterns, to be thrown over a couch or piano.
Renee Entertains
Miss Adoree carries out the French custom of entertaining on Christmas Eve, her guests all being from her own country.

Ramon Navarro is celebrating in real Mexican style, with his large family of eight brothers and sisters. In the afternoon there will be a Christmas play in the little theatre in his home—a perfectly equipped theatre which is the workshop of this musician-actor.
His private productions, written and acted by Navarro himself, are very charming—always in Spanish, so that only Spanish and Mexican people attend.
Jean Hersholt will have a “get together” day of all the Danish actors, directors, and writers in Hollywood. It will consist of a tree trimmed with Danish toys, a dinner of Danish dishes, and all their traditional games and dances.
Colleen Moore is following her custom of celebrating Christmas at home with her family, including this year not only her producer-husband, John McCormick, but her parents, Mr and Mrs Charles Morrison, and her brother, Cleve Moore. The guest of honour is her 85-year-old grandmother, Mrs Mary Kelly, who accompanied Colleen from Chicago to California years ago. It is planned to run on Miss Moore’s projection machine the first picture she ever made—“The Bad Boy,” directed by D.W. Griffith.v Billy Dove, and her director-husband, Irvin Willatt, are spending the day “right at home” with relatives and intimate friends around them. “Home is the place for Christmas celebrations,” Miss Dove said, “and this year thanks to the radio and things of that sort, one’s own hearthside is especially nice to enjoy the holiday!”
Lon Chaney, man of mystery, is seeking solitude in a mountain cabin. Reginald Denny is giving a big house party in his cabin in the San Bernadino mountains, where a huge tree is set up in the living room. After dinner there will be a snow carnival, with skiing, tobogganing, and old-fashioned snow battles.
A White Christmas
Others seeking a “white Christmas,” are Eddie Philips, Universal star, who with his wife is at Big Bear. Norma Shearer, a native Canadian, who has never become accustomed to tropical Christmases, is spending the holidays with her new husband, Irving Thalberg, at Lake Arrowhead where she is hoping for a grand snow storm! Nils Asther will be there, too, if he isn’t working, as he is anxious to renew his acquaintance with skis. If that plan falls through he will give a Swedish dinner to members of “The Blue Danube” cast.
Helen Foster is at Lake Arrowhead, too. And Mary Philbin will be hostess at a big Christmas dinner at fashionable Palm Springs Hotel, on the edge of the Mojave Desert.
Laura LaPlante, another busy Universal star, expected to finish her present picture, “Home James,” in time to put it into real effect, and with her husband, William Seiter, spend the day with her mother in Hollywood.
Mary Astor, who says that her family still considers her “a 12-year-old girl on Christmas Day,” is the life of a big party today including three generations. After dinner, they plan to take a long auto ride and probably spend the night at a mountain inn.
Marian Nixon has gone all the way to Louisville for an “Old Kentucky Home” Christmas. And Lillian Gish, May McAvoy and Barbara Kent are in New York. For the latter, it is her first visit.

Louise Fazenda and her new husband, Hal Wallis, are keeping open house, having dinner for their respective parents. Another bride receiving Christmas guests for the first time is Helene Costello, who recently married her old school friend, Jack Regan. Dolores and her mother will assist. Sadly enough, Maurice Costello, that fine old trouper of stage and screen, will be missing from the family group, having been divorced from his wife a few months ago.
Dick and Mary
Monte Blue, his wife and 2-year-old Barbara Ann, will have a Christmas at home all to themselves. So will Richard Barthelmess and his adorable little daughter, Mary Hay, whose mutual devotion is one of the beautiful traditions in Hollywood.
Christmas will be a quiet holiday for Milton Sills and his wife, Doris Kenyon, who will only have a few friends and relatives for dinner at their wonderful new estate near Santa Monica. As this is the first Christmas in the life of their son, Kenyon Sills, the day will center around the child.
Eleanor Boardman and King Vidor have a tree and numerous toys for their little daughter, both a month ago. As the baby won’t exactly know what it’s all about, their Christmas celebration is really just an alibi for a kid holiday—the old gag of taking the children to the circus when you’re dying to go yourself!
It will be “Children’s Day” at the Jack Holt home, where Tim and Betty are the delight of their famous father; at the H.B. Warner’s, with three children’s stockings to fill; at Zazu Pitts, wife of Tom Gallery, who has a little daughter of her own and also adopted Barbara LaMar’s foster son Donald; at Bryant Washburn’s, where there are two sturdy boys; at Claire Windsor’s, divorced wife of Bert Lytell, whose son Billy is “goin’ on six”; at Leatrice Joy’s, where her 3-year-old daughter is expecting a visit from Daddy Jack Gilbert; at the Mix mansion, where Thomasina will require all day to open the presents bought for her while her mother was in Europe last Summer, and at the Harold Lloyd’s where 4-year-old Gloria rules her doting father. Among this young lady’s marvelous gifts is a miniature home of her own built on the summit of Lloyd’s 16-acre estate. It is a child’s fairyland, a dream come true, consisting of a 4-room miniature Old English house, with a stable for her pony and cart, a realistic water trough and pump, a wishing well, and fully equipped playground with sand pile, slide and acrobatic devices.

Alias St. Nick

Hugh Harman and Rudy Ising’s Toyland Broadcast was released at Christmas time in 1934 but it really wasn’t a holiday-themed cartoon. The first Christmas cartoon the two produced for MGM was the following year with Alias St. Nick, where a cynical mouse discovers Santa is really a hungry cat when the menace’s stomach is accidentally revealed to be a balloon.

The mouse goes in for a closer look. All these expressions are by Bob Allen.



A toy train goes under the cat, pushing the balloon/stomach above him. The shocked cat shoves it back down and pretends everything is normal. Cynical mouse ain’t buying it. Allen’s expressions are good, but there are so many as the cat keeps looking around the cartoon just slowwwwwws down. Of course, it’s 1935, where cartoons didn’t exact chug along with exaggerated speed.

Film Daily reported 200 theatres had been booked the cartoon over Christmas. It played with The Man Whe Broke the Bank at Monte Carlo starring Ronald Colman in at the Four Star theatre in Los Angeles and Ah Wilderness at Loew’s in Toronto. Loew’s in Washington, D.C. held a Christmas Toy Matinee that also included Mickey’s Service Station, What, No Spinach?, Robber Kitten and Arthur Godfrey conducting a community sing. In New York, it was paired with a different feature (see right).