Saturday, 7 May 2016

Cartoons of 1955, Part 1

Bugs Bunny wasn’t on TV yet in 1955, but Porky Pig and Daffy Duck were.

Slowly, more and more of the old theatrical cartoons were making their way to television, thanks to the major film studios selling television rights to packagers who, in turn, went out to stations and spun some deals. The deals turned out to be very lucrative for the packagers. It would seem the studios missed out on a huge chunk of money, either because of a lack of desire or ability to get into the TV syndication business. So Sunset Productions, which had just been set up by Warner Bros. as its TV production subsidiary, sold the TV distribution rights for some old cartoons to the Liberace-syndicating Guild Films (this is why “Sunset Productions” is on opening/closing title cards of some old Warner cartoon prints for TV). Kids were rejoicing, many of them getting exposure to the work of Bob Clampett and Frank Tashlin for the first time, over and over and over.

The only studio that bucked the “arms-length-from-TV distribution” trend was Walt Disney, who reaped a windfall as a result. Early 1955 not only saw his Disneyland show maintain its success on ABC, but plans were formulated to add the Mickey Mouse Club, still beloved by several generations. At the same time, Disney kicked off the Davy Crockett craze. Suddenly, coonskin caps seemed to be everywhere and were the latest fad joked about and parodied by comedians. All the while, Uncle Walt found ways to promote the soon-to-be-opened Disneyland amongst the sleepy orange groves in Anaheim. Oh, and he had success at the box office with Lady and the Tramp, perhaps Disney’s most charming feature cartoon. Walt Disney simply knew how to tap into what America liked.

The other major development in the theatrical animation world in the first half of 1955 was a changing in the executive office at the MGM cartoon division. Fred Quimby went on a “vacation.” It was permanent. Bill Hanna and Joe Barbera were handed his job producing the studio’s cartoon output. Little did they know that less than 18 months later, they would be told they would be taking a permanent vacation from Metro, too.

Here’s another look through the pages of Variety for that period and their stories about theatrical cartoons. As you can judge by the lack of stories, the short subject industry was withering away, though it should be noted most January 1955 issues of the trade paper are unavailable for transcription. We’ve added a Billboard story as well to give you a better idea of the situation of cartoons on TV at the time.

January 12, 1955
Credit Walt Disney’s “Pinocchio” with a rare boxoffice performance. When this feature was first released in 1940, the domestic returns on a full playoff amounted to $1,700,000. In the past year, the usually secondary reissue brought $1,800,000.
Reason is that today’s market is stronger and a Disney film of this nature is timeless. “Pinoke” looks for sure to make VARIETY’S list of all time grossers ($4,000,000 and up) when it comes into redistribution the next time.

January 25, 1955
Dennis Farnon has been signed to write, arrange and conduct the score for UPA's forthcoming "Mr. Magoo's Opera," which will be the fifth UPA cartoon Farnon has scored in the past four months.

January 26, 1955
ANIMAL FARM
(British-Color)
Powerful preachment in color cartoon form of Orwell fable. Good for art spots but uncertain for general audiences.
RKO release of Halas-Batchelor production based presented by Louis de Rochemont. Based on the George Orwell fable. Story development: Lothar Wolff; Borden Mace, Philip Stapp, John Halas, Joy Batchelor; camera (Technicolor), S.G. Griffiths; music, Matyas Seiber; narration, Gordon Heath; animal voices, Mauric Denham. At Paris Theatre, N.Y., Dec. 29, ’54. Running time, 75 MINS.
Human greed, selfishness and conniving are lampooned in “Animal Farm” with the pigs behaving in a pig-like manner and the head pig, named Napoleon, corrupting and perverting an honest revolt into against evil social conditions into a new tyranny as bad as, and remarkably similar to, the old regime. In short, this cartoon feature running some 75 minutes is a sermon against all that is bestial in politics and rotten in the human will to live in luxury at the expense of slaves.
Made in Britain, the cartoon is vividly realized pictorially. The musical score, the narration, the sound effects and the editing all are of impressive imaginative quality. Although it may be a cliché for reviewers to observe “not for children,” the truth may be just the opposite. It could be argued that this is very much the sort of sobering lesson about glib oratorical protestations of equality and brotherhood, and how cruel, gangster-like leaders exploit the hopes of “sincere” men, which children should be exposed to young.
But while applauding the lesson and cheering the technical skills involved in creating this unusual attraction, the boxoffice question must remain open. Presumably “Animal Farm” is for the upper middles, the art houses, the discriminating clientele. Not that anybody should have too much difficulty “understanding.” Still it’s just not the kind of film fare which is likely to be “popular.” A wee mite on the sombre side. Land.

January 31, 1955
Waste of a purty face: Julie Bennett narrating "Tom And Jerry" cartoons.

...Disney's "Mickey Mouse Theatre," to be aired on ABC-TV from 5 to 6 p.m. five evenings a week, will be directed to the age group from 3 to 13. Says [ABC president Leonard] Goldenson: "They control the set at this hour and that means the rest of the family has no choice." Less than 20% of "Mickey" will be clips from old releases, the rest newly shot live-and-cartoon. Complete sellout of alternating or participating sponsorships is anticipated before the series gets underway...

The strong appeal ABC-TV's "Disneyland" has for youngsters is illustrated by Leonard Goldenson, ABPT chief, with an example in his own home. Bedtime at 7 for his three daughters has been strictly observed but rules that don't bend will break. In school last week the teacher asked the class of 40, "How many of you saw 'Disneyland' last night?" All hands were raised except one—Miss Goldenson. When she told her father of the incident the retiring hour for the girls was extended on Wednesday nights. Walt Disney will get a nice Valentine from the girls.

February 2, 1955
United Productions of America, the cartoon outfit which releases through Columbia, hopes to enter the tv programming field in 1955 with a five-day children’s show, prexy Stephen Bosustow disclosed at the annual meeting of the directors this week. Cartoonery, which in addition to theatrical cartoons, also makes industrial, educational, and tv commercials, has received permission from Col to use the UPA characters in tv advertising.
Bosustow disclosed that the company will up its production program in 1955. In line with the increased activity, the board okayed the purchase of adjacent property for further expansion of the Burbank studio.
The UPA topper disclosed that 1955 production will include 14 Columbia C’Scope short subjects, a backlog of $250,000 in industrial sales to be produced both in New York and on the Coast, and an increase in the eastern and western tv commercial sales to a $400,000 gross.
UPA has also started production on its first full-length animated feature, James Thurber’s “White Dear,” in a three-picture deal with Hecht-Lancaster, which will finance and distribute the films.
Bosustow was elected prexy and board chairman for the tenth consecutive year. Other officers re-elected were Robert Cannon, vee pee, Don McCormick, veepee in charge of UPA New York; T. Edward Hambleton, treasurer; Melvin Getzler, assistant treasurer, and M. Davis, secretary.

February 14, 1955
New York, Feb. 13.—Guild Films is acquiring tv distribution rights to 191 old Warner cartoons, including "Looney Tunes," "Porky Pig" and the "Daffy Duck" series, under a deal being wrapped up today. Deal negotiated by the William Morris office is believed to be on a straight distribution basis. Price Guild paid is reported to be $1,000,000.
Warners becomes the third major to lease cartoons to tv, others being UI and Columbia. Guild will sell on a library pattern. For Guild, deal makes up for what it lost on acquisition of Motion Pictures for Television features, when Matty Fox retained Walter Lantz cartoons, acquired recently from UI.

NOMINATIONS FOR 27th OSCAR DERBY
BEST CARTOON (1,000 Feet Or Less)
"Crazy Mixed Up Pup," UI. Walter Lantz, Producer.
"Pigs is Pigs," RKO. Walt Disney, Producer.
"Sandy Claws," Warner Bros. Edward Selzer, Producer.
"Touche, Pussy Cat," Metro. Fred Quimby, Producer.
"When Magoo Flew," United Productions of America, Columbia. Stephen Bosustow, Producer.

February 16, 1955 (Weekly Variety version)
Warner Bros. becomes the third major studio to unload its cartoons on the television market via a deal with Guild Films set this week. Via its short subject subsidiary, Sunset Productions, Warners is turning over 191 cartoons from the “Looney Tunes” and “Merrie Melodies” categories, most of them in color, to Guild on what’s believed to be a longterm lease deal. Others who have delivered their cartoons to telepix are Universal (the Walter Lantz cartoons) and Columbia.
Guild will sell the subjects as a library package, with Vitapix stations getting the first crack at them. For the telepixery, acquisition of the package makes up for its inability to get the Lantz cartoons from Matty Fox’s Motion Pictures for Television when it acquired the MPTV feature library (Fox is continuing to sell the Lantz package himself). William Morris office negotiated the deal.

February 17, 1955

Frank Comstock, arranger for Les Brown band, will score UPA's latest "Mister Magoo" cartoon, "Magoo's Express," to be released by Columbia.

February 18, 1955

William B. Zoellner, Metro short subject sales manager, arrives today for a weekend conference with Fred Quimby, head of studio shorts department and cartoon producer, to discuss plans for implementing immediately new policy of producing all cartoons in CinemaScope. Policy was set following strong sales approval given "Touche Pussy Cat," the first Metro C'Scope cartoon and a current Oscar nominee. Outline will be made by pair of the shorts product to be released for the new season to start in September. Also on agenda are sales plans for spring releases of Pete Smith specialties and the James A. FitzPatrick Travel-Talks.

February 23, 1955

RKO will distribute a pair of Walt Disney features and two short subjects in Latin America and the Far East, under a deal jointly disclosed yesterday by Roy Disney, prexy of Disney Productions, and James R. Grainger and Walter Branson, prexy and global sales manager, respectively, of RKO.
Features include "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea" and "The Vanishing Prairie," and shorts are "Toot, Whistle, Plunk and Boom," producer's first CinemaScope cartoon, and the 20-minute musical, "Willie, the Operatic Whale." Product is handled by Disney's own Buena Vista Film Distributing Co., for domestic release. Leo Samuels, BV sales chief, planed in from NY for finalization of pact.

Sales of westerns and cartoons to local stations has shown a sharp upbeat over the past three weeks, ever since it was disclosed that Walt Disney is entering the daytime field with his upcoming “Mickey Mouse Club.” Apparently the feeling among non-ABC affiliates is that they’d better start making plans early about who to compete for the kids audience once Disney gets going. In the cartoon field, the situation is especially interesting, coming at a time when demand for cartoons would ordinary be far outweighed by supply. Acquisition by Guild Films last week of 191 Warner Bros. cartoons brings the total of new cartoons available to television to nearly 600 over the past three months. This is more than enough to satisfy the requirements of most stations, which buy cartoons under library deals and insert them into existing kiddie shows. Nonetheless, Guild reports lots of interest in the cartoon package, and can only attribute it to the possibility that stations are planning an expansion of their cartoon shows, presumably to buck the Disney segment. Similarly, CBS Television Film Sales reports a sharp upbeat in the firm’s western library, one of the biggest. It’s assumed here also that other stations will take an opposite tack, slotting westerns and adventure shows against Disney in a bid to keep the moppet audience.

February 25, 1955

New hour-long daytimer will be presented by Walt Disney next season across the board, the "Mickey Mouse Club" beginning on the web Oct. 3 at 5 p.m., showing that same time in all zones.
Juve series is completely separate from producer's present Disneyland, his weekly series. Variety will mark new format, with not only cartoons, but animals, music, clowns, etc., included in the various segments.
New deal was disclosed by web prexy Robert E. Kintner and Roy O. Disney, prexy of Walt Disney Productions. Production on new series begins immediately.

UPA has upped its yearly program of Mister Magoo cartoons for Columbia release from six to eight, prexy Stephen Bosustow revealed yesterday.

February 26, 1955 (from Billboard)
2,000 SHORT SUBJECTS FROM PARA NEAR TV
NEW YORK, Feb. 19.—On the heels of its sale of 191 Warner Bros.’ cartoons to Guild Films, the William Morris office this week was making preparations to drop an even bigger blockbuster into TV. About to be put up for sale is a package of about 2,000 short subjects from the Paramount Pictures vaults, some of which are comedy sketches featuring top-name acts.
Understood to be included in the package, which is reported to carry a $4,000,000 price-tag, are a bundle of Popeye cartoons, a number of Grantland Rice Sportlights and a considerable number of comedy shorts starring personalities such as Jack Benny, Robert Benchley, Eddie Cantor, Burns and Allen, and others of similar calibre.
Furthermore, it’s understood that when a deal involving the Paramount bundle is closed, the Morris office is preparing to come out with yet additional product from other major film companies. Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer is said to be one of several films which will spring open its vaults for TV via the Morris office.
Report Confirmed
These developments serve to confirm an analysis published in The Billboard two weeks ago which predicted that a move by Warner’s, then still in the report stage, could be the initial step in bringing product from other major Hollywood firms into TV.
It is not known precisely how many cartoons are included in the Paramount package, but if the number is substantial, it will mark another development in changing the cartoon economy from one of scarcity less than a year ago to one which may verge on the superabundant.
Up to last fall, there were only about 1,000 cartoons in all of TV distribution, and of these about 90 per cent were originally silent to which sound tracks had been subsequently added. However, in rapid succession, Hygo acquired 150 Columbia Pictures cartoons, and Matty Fox got about 170 Walter Lantz cartoons from Universal. With Guild’s acquisition of 191 Warner cartoons a week ago, there would now seem to be sufficient to fill the industry’s need for some time. However, with Paramount making a move now and other firms still to be heard from, there is no way of telling now whether or not the dam will burst entirely.

March 9, 1955

Paramount’s KTLA yesterday bought 191 old Warner “Looney Tunes” cartoons from Guild Films Co. More than half the package, which Guild recently purchased from Warners, consists of “Porky the Pig” cartoons.
Deal gives KTLA rights to exclusive and unlimited runs of films for two years, with options, and stems from KTL’s first refusal rights n all Guild Films properties. Rights were acquired by channel through its stockholder membership in Vitapix before latter merged with Guild Films.
Deal was set by Klaus Landsberg, KTLA chief, and Guild’s recently appointed western sales manager John Cole.
[Note: the cartoons aired on "Cartoon Carousel," from 4 p.m. to 5:30 p.m. starting April 11th. The station also signed on at 1:30 p.m. as of that date, two hours earlier]

March 14, 1955

UPA starts production on its fourth McBoing-Boing cartoon, "Gerald On the Planet Moo." Stephen Bosustow, prexy of the animated cartoon company, has assigned writing and direction to Robert Cannon. Columbia will release in the fall.

Fred Schwarts, prexy of Distributors Corp. of America, disclosed over the weekend that DCA will release "Animal Farm," feature film cartoon based on George Orwell's novel, and produced by Louis de Rochemont.

March 17, 1955

New York, March 16.—Under an agreement reached between the Eastern Screen Cartoonists, Local 841, IATSE, and Animating Studios in NY, the employers must contribute 80 cents to the union's welfare fund for each day or part of a day a cartoonist works on a freelance basis.
Members are not permitted to accept freelance work from a non-contract studio. All jobs must be cleared through the union and payments for freelance work must be cleared through the union. Members are prohibited from accepting payment for freelance work directly from the studios which are required to forward the check to the union.

March 29, 1955

UA's "Davy Crockett, Indian Scout," made in '50 with George Montgomery as Crockett, is being billed with a Walt Disney cartoon in Detroit theatres. Billboard reads: "Davy Crockett — Walt Disney"

March 31, 1955

OSCAR WINNERS
Short Subjects (Cartoon)
"WHEN MAGOO FLEW," United Productions of America, Columbia, Stephen Bosustow, Producer.

April 5, 1955

Package of 158 old "Scrappy" and "Krazy Kat" cartoons, produced by Columbia, has been acquired by KNXT for the station's Children's Library.

April 6, 1955

New York, April 5.—Walt Disney Productions has nixed an attempt by RKO to provide Disney's "Peter Pan" with elaborate reissue treatment. RKO has distribution rights to the cartoon.
RKO's plan was motivated by the success of NBC-TV beaming, as a Spectacular, the recent Broadway legit revival of "Pan" with Mary Martin in the lead. RKO figured the telecast would stimulate new public interest in the Disney work.
Disney, though, fearful of a clash with its new cartoon, "Lady and the Tramp," registered the veto. The producer's distribution subsidiary, Buena Vista, will release "Tramp" this summer and, it was felt, some attention might be diverted from "Tramp" If "Pan" were being given a big sales push almost simultaneously. Actually, "Pan," which was first distributed in 1953, never has been out of release. It's been constantly available to exhibitors at RKO exchanges and will continue to be. But a new buildup for the entry, via new ads, etc., at this time is now ruled out.

April 6, 1955
More than $700,000 in sales on its recently acquired Warner Bros. package of “Looney Tunes” cartoons has spurted Guild Films’ March billings to a record high of over $1,000,000. Mass of new business came from cartoon deals in key markets, with New York, Los Angeles and Chicago already sold. In Gotham, DuMont’s WABD bought the package for a nightly stripping operation; in Chi it was WGN-TV; and the L.A. deal, one of the first on the package, was with KTLA.
Meanwhile, Guild has realigned its sales force to operate with all three categories of programming, syndicated, cartoons and features, with all salesmen handling all properties instead of splitting them as previously.
[Note: Variety announced March 2nd the package had also been sold in Detroit, Rockford, Ill. and Buffalo].

April 8, 1955

Billy May will score UPA's "The Jaywalker," satirical cartoon which will be released by Columbia.

April 13, 1955

"[Davey] Crockett [Indian Fighter]" is being withheld from NY, Chicago and L.A. theatres to avoid a clash with Disney's new cartoon feature, "The Lady And the Tramp," which opens in those towns in early summer. [Beuna Vista president Leo] Samuels wants to hold back on "Crockett" until "Tramp" runs are underway for about five weeks in the three cities.

April 19, 1955

Film Review
Lady and the Tramp
(C’Scope and Technicolor – Songs)
BEUNA VISTA RELEASE of Walt Disney production. Associate producer, Erdman Penner; directors, Hamilton Luske, Clyde Geronimi, Wilfred Jackson; directing animators, Milt Kahl, Frank Thomas, Ollie Johnston, John Lounsbery, Wolfgang Reitherman, Eric Larson, Hal King, Les Clark; story, Penuer, Joe Rinaldi, Ralph Wright, Don Dagradi; based on an original by Ward Greene; songs, Peggy Lee and Sonny Burke; musical score, Oliver Wallace; editor, Don Halliday.
PREVIEWED at Beekman Theatre, NY, April 15, 1955. Running timet 75 mins.
A complete delight for the juveniles, lots of fun for adults and a good money-maker for most situations, "Lady and the Tramp" marks Walt Disney's return to the cartoon arena where he's scored many previous conquests. This is the first animated feature in CinemaScope and the wider canvas and extra detail work reportedly meant an additional 30% in negative cost. It was a sound investment—for stature production-wise and more entertainment impact.
Disney's stable of imaginative characters is well enhanced with "Lady and the Tramp." This time out the producer turns to members of the canine world and each of these hounds of Disneyville reflects astute drawing-board knowhow and rich humorous invention. This, of course, paves the way for merchandising tieups which make for an additional boxoffice bolstering factor. The songs by Peggy Lee and Sonny Burke figure importantly, too, in the salability.
"Lady and Tramp" is suggestive in story line of soap opera, with a pedigree; and with comedy touches, which are characteristic of Disney product, in abundance. The early reels tend to slowness but these are forgotten once the film reaches, and maintains, its merry pace abort of the halfway mark. Characters of the title are a cutie-pie faced and ultra ladylike spaniel and the raffish mutt from the other side of the tracks. In "featured" roles are Trusty, the Bloodhound, who's lost his scent, and Jock, a Scottie with a sense of thrift. Both have a crush on Lady but her on-and-off romance with Tramp finally leads to a mating of the minds, etc, and litter basket.
Other characters, each with its own colorful "personality," include Boris, Russian wolfhound; Pedro, Mexican Chihuahua; Peg, a Pekinese with a showbiz background, and Bull, gruff English bulldog.
In making a hero out of the jaunty Tramp, the writers worked in a fight with a rat that recalls to mind the terror of the bat episode In "Lost Weekend." This for kids? Otherwise the pic is all straight entertainment.
A few "humans" are sketched in for purposes of the story telling. Among them are the folks in Lady's household who are referred to by the canines as Jim Dear and Darling. This is the way they address themselves and it comes off as amusing billing. Also, there are Tony and Joe, proprietor and cook at a pizza bistro, who engage in one of the hilarious highlights of the film. In this they serve Lady and Tramp with a backyard meal replete with candlelight and a serenade. Another standout item is a vocal of the tune "He's a Tramp," by the showgirl-like Peg. It's Miss Lee's voice and she torches it with great effect.
"Tramp" and "Bella Notte" are rated here as the best tunes and figure to cop attention on their own. "The Siamese Cat Song" goes over fine in the film because of the cleverly etched visual accompaniment. Other songs are "La-La-Lu," a lullaby; "Peace On Earth," Christmasy bit. "Home Sweet Home" Is the only non-original item in the score.
"Lady" la excellently tinted by Technicolor. Gene.

April 22, 1955

Two UPA Technicolor cartoons, "Baby Boogie" and "Magoo Express," head Columbia's short subjects releases for May.
"Hollywood Plays Golf," Screen Snapshorts one-reeler featuring Gordon MacRae, and two reprints, "Hiss and Yell," starring Vera Vague, and a cartoon, "Mother Hubba-Hubba Hubbard," round out sked.

May 4, 1955
Distributors Corp. of America expects to emerge from the doldrums this summer and fulfill its ambition to provide exhibitors with big pictures. Except for Joseph Kaufman’s Cinemascope “Long John Silver,” DCA has been living on a diet of films more suited for art houses or for double billing. With the completion and arrival from England of John Woolf’s “I Am Camera,” based on John van Druten’s N.Y. stage hit, DCA hopes to move into high gear. Woolf arrives with a print in May, with the picture’s release set for June or July. Following “Camera,” DCA will come up with its biggest endeavor to date—the feature-length cartoon of “Finian’s Rainbow” Meanwhile, DCA is readying a hefty bally campaign for “Camera,” teeing off with three recordings by Mitch Miller of theme music from “Camera” via Dartmouth Music.

May 13, 1955

Dave Kaufman column
When Walt Disney first talked a tv series with ABC, web wanted him to shoot a pilot to show prospective sponsors. He balked, on the grounds no pilot could actually mirror the Disneyland program he had planned. "I try to make every one of my shows different, and that's why it would have been impossible to show my pattern in one pilot," Disney says today. "After Mickey Mouse really caught on, I switched and put all the emphasis on Silly Symphonies; later on I did the same with Donald Duck. Point is, never let your audience get tired of what you're doing. If I hadn't followed this pattern, I'd just be producing Mickey Mouse cartoons today" . . . Other views from the man who started the major studio trend to tv: "In the early days we could states-rights pictures; today you can't. I think there's far more opportunity in tv . . . We've had lots of offers from other studios wanting to borrow Fess Parker from Disney Productions, but we've got four Davy Crockett pictures to make, and they'll have to wait until next winter for Fess . . . I think we'll make more money on Crockett tieups this year than we did in our best year with Mickey Mouse (that was $2,000,000) . . . My brother Roy's office is in plain view in the building next door, and when I come in in the morning, I look over there, and if I see him walking on the ceiling I know everything's okay, that we must be doing all right. Our stockholders seem to be happy . . . I didn't like the giant squid sequence in '20,000 Leagues Under the Sea,' so had them redesign the squid and reshoot the sequence. It cost $500,000, but it was a key sequence, and was worth it . . . I don't go along with the guild ban on free pitches for pictures on tv. These newspapermen on tv help exploit our pictures. I think a producer should clearly incorporate into the contract when he signs the stars that they will do tv appearances to help sell the picture . . . About Frank Sinatra's refusal to help Sam Goldwyn plug 'Guys And Dolls' on tv — well, Sinatra's a special case. The way I see it, Goldwyn is pouring $5,000,000 into the picture to make it a success, and if it is he'll pour that money right back into another production. The guilds should encourage this" . . . Next season Disneyland goes on at 8 p.m., instead of 7:30 p.m.

May 16, 1955
Metro has slated total of 38 one-reel shorts for new season starting September, with 104 editions of News of the Day as added starters. Shorts will be topped by six C'Scope cartoons in Technicolor, six others in same tint process, 14 Gold Medal reprints in Techni, six Robert Benchley reissues and six reprints of “The Passing Parade.”

May 18, 1955
Dennis Farnon yesterday was set to compose and conduct the score for UPA's "Stage Door Magoo" cartoon.

May 27, 1955
Peggy Lee, hunting a video series, would like it dramatic in tone, but allowing her to warble at times . . . She's just cleffed a new tune, "Mr. Magoo," to be the theme for UPA's cartoon series, and will wax it with Jim Backus for Decca. The flip will be “Mr. Magoo Does the Cha-Cha-Cha.”

May 28, 1955 (from Billboard)
Frank Luther Readies TV Cartoon Film
NEW YORK, May 21.—Decca’s top kiddie recording artist, Frank Luther, is readying a series of semi-animated cartoon films for TV. Luther will handle the commentary behind the cartoon stories, which will feature some of his most popular characters, including that of “Wheatley the Whale.”
Luther will also write special songs for the series. The cartoons will run about five minutes in length and will be made available either as separate segs (which can be used as inserts on live video programs) or in groups of two to make up a 15-minute program.

May 31, 1955
A vastly augmented cartoon production schedule, requiring a 100% increase in studio's present cartoon dept., was disclosed by Metro over the weekend. New slate calls for the filming of 18 cartoons annually, doubling the current sked, with the entire program to be in Cinemascope and Technicolor.
With this expansion of cartoon production, Joseph Barbera and William Hanna, for past 16 years the writing and directing team of the Tom and Jerry cartoons, were promoted to full producer status. Hal Elias, for 18 years associated with the production and distribution of Metro short subjects and cartoons, has been promoted to manager of the cartoon department.
The promotions of Hanna, Barbera and Elias were made by E. J. Mannix, studio general manager, and Fred Quimby, head of Metro shorts production and producer of the company's cartoons, on eve of the latter's leaving on an extended vacation, his first long holiday in 30 years as an exec of the organization. Barbera and Hanna will be responsible for the production of all 18 cartoons, which will include nine starring Tom and Jerry, six Droopy one-reelers and three specials that will be adapted from published works.
The newly-named producers are scouting art schools and the cinema courses in universities in search for new talent to augment present experienced staff. Increased personnel required for the additional subjects will include directors, writers, animators, assistant animators, layout artists, painters and inkers, in-betweeners and animation checkers.
The Tom and Jerry cartoons, produced by Quimby and written and directed by Hanna and Barbera, have won a total of seven Academy Awards, while no other cartoon "personality" ever has been awarded more than one.

June 1, 1955
The board of directors of Allied Rocky Mountain Independent Theatres met here, elected officers, named an advisory committee and adopted a resolution condemning the sales policies of Buena Vista. The resolution “protested (a) the sales policies of the Buena Vista Distributing Co. which prevents small town exhibitors from profitable playing Walt Disney productions, and thereby denying a large segment of the public the opportunity of seeing these desirable films, (b) the indifference and inadequacy of the sales force representing such motion pictures, and (c) furthering the misconception of distribution, in general, that class entertainment in a comparatively few key theatres is healthier than mass entertainment available in all theatres.

June 14, 1955
Dawes Butler will dub voice for bulldog in Tom & Jerry Cartoon at Metro, "Barbecue Brawl."

June 15, 1955
New incentive plan for its sales force, designed to speed the liquidation of its 2-D releases and CinemaScope shorts and cartoons, is being mulled by 20th-Fox.
Company, in addition to its regular C'Scope sked, has taken on a number of 2-D programmers including quite a few British pictures. Apart from that, it still has to play off the last of the 2-D features it got under its deal with Panoramic Productions.
Incentive scheme is in line with the belief of 20th sales toppers that the sales force should share via bonuses when it manages to push such films over and above a "reasonable" quota. 20th, which has a considerable accumulation of shorts product, would like to see it move better. This holds true particularly for its Terrytoon Cartoons whose sales have been below par.

Nitery dance team Charles Lunard and Helen Lewis inked by Metro to "choreograph" new Tom & Jerry cartoon, "Down Beat Bear."

Arche Mayers has sold Unity Television Corp. to a group headed by Joseph Seidelman. Sale price was in excess of $5,000,000, according to Mayers. The catalog includes roughly 650 features, 140 cartoons, 25 serials and 400 miscellaneous short subjects. [Note: the cartoons controlled by Unity were Van Beuren shorts: 20 “Tom and Jerrys,” about 15 “Cubby Bears” and a number of “Aesop’s Fables”].

June 22, 1955
Songwriter Ann Ronell filed a $90,000 damage suit against Walt Disney Productions in New York Federal Court last week, claiming that Disney had neglected to give her writer’s credit on the “Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf” song when the filmed story of its creation was shown on Ed Sullivan’s “Toast of the Town” in January of 1954 and again on “Disneyland” in February of this year.
Miss Ronell claims she’s currently negotiating on the story of her life for motion pictures and tv, and failure by Disney to give her credit on the song is detrimental to those negotiations. Miss Ronell claims the song was sub-licensed by Irving Berlin’s music firm for use in the “Big Bad Wolf” cartoon, and in the subsequent tv showings that “gave credit to others,” she was “maliciously hurt and injured.”

N.Y.’s Museum of Modern Art is calling attention to United Productions of America operations with a two-month exhibit on the animated film outfit. After that the exhibit will be sent on tour to various key cities. Show is being conducted as part of the Museum’s current observance of its 25th anniversary year. Occupying a full floor of the Museum, the exhibit will be designed to illustrate to the public how ideas are shaped into cartoons, such as UPA’s “Gerald McBoing-Boing” series. Various shorts from the company will be screened. Exhibit opened yesterday (Tues.).

There still doesn’t seem to be any substitute for the strong ratings pulled by kid vidfilms, particularly animated cartoons. Seven weeks ago, WABD, N.Y., was running under 2 and 3 on the local Nielsen index in the 6:30 to 7 p.m. strip. Since “Looney Tunes” has been added, however, the latest weekly average was 8.9 at 6:30 and 10.6 at 6:45 p.m.
The WABD story is not new. WATV, in Newark, started cutting into the ratings of the once-all-powerful “Howdy Doody” in the metropolitan market with its afternoon animations. Then WPIX showed its juve strength with replays of the ancient “Our Gang” Hal Roach theatrical short subjects. Samples are abundant. “Tunes” has been running second in the half hour it appears only to WCBS-TV’s “Early Show” features. And roughly 40% of the WABD audience during this primarily kiddie stanza is adult viewership. While the WCBS-TV airer still leads in the seven-station market at 6:30 and 6:45 with 10.1 and 11, these figures are a slight comedown from last month’s status. The other five video stations have dropped off in that time period lately, and, for some incalculable reason, the show most hurt, since “Tunes” has been on, has been the WPIX Liberace strip.
Incidentally, WABD, on a real shorts kick, is extending “Looney Tunes” to Saturday and Sunday morning in the near future. Sandy Becker has been inked as emcee of the weekday airer, while Bob Bean, who has held the Monday-Friday time heretofore, will do the emceeing on the new weekend programs. Becker is also moving into the noon-to-12:30 time daily vice “Funny Bunny.” Station is given Becker the heavy chores in hopes of building him as a juve specialist.

Friday, 6 May 2016

Snafu Thwacks a Nazi

Tsk, tsk. Private Snafu hasn’t taken care of his rifle, so when he tries to shoot a hulking Nazi, mud spews out instead of a bullet.

The Nazi realises what’s happened and is ready to tear apart our hero, who responds by bashing him with the weapon. Here are some of the great drawings as the enemy weaves around in a daze before recovering and chasing after the escaping Snafu.



This is from the short Fighting Tools, directed by Bob Clampett, and part of the Army/Navy Screen Magazine released in October 1943. Rod Scribner and Bob McKimson were in his unit when this cartoon was made; Phil Monroe might still have been there as well.

Thursday, 5 May 2016

What Is That Thing, Anyway?

The opening of Be Kind to Aminals features Popeye and Olive Oyl feeding little birdies in a city park. A Fleischer cartoon never seemed to go too far without a gag and, in the case, the gag seems to be the odd statue in the fountain courtesy of the anonymous background department.



Someone familiar with the cartoon can leave a comment about the neat little song Sammy Timberg uses in the opening. Jack Benny’s theme, “Love in Bloom,” is heard later in the cartoon, with animation by Willard Bowsky and Tex Hastings.

Wednesday, 4 May 2016

Pies, Co-Stars, Baseball and Bill Frawley

The show may have been called I Love Lucy, but viewers loved the whole regular cast. And this viewer loved Bill Frawley.

Somehow, you could see right through Fred Mertz and somehow knew the guy who played him was a grumbling old grouse. Frawley didn’t like much of anything. He enjoyed professional sports, especially baseball. He loved his independence. He liked acting and some of the people he worked with (including the Three Sons, as in My). And that seems to have been about it.

It’s no secret Frawley had little time for his “honeybunch,” Vivian Vance. But Frawley adhered to the old-style actors’ code of conduct that you behave professionally at all times on set because you’re playing to an audience, and the audience comes first, second and last. The dissention was revealed in an Associated Press column of March 22, 1960. What’s interesting about that is the A.P. is staid bastion of journalism. It’s no gossip rag. Yet it felt comfortable reporting on this particular show biz insider story. There are many open secrets in Hollywood but not too many that would find their way into mainstream print. This one did.
‘I Love Lucy’ Sidekicks Didn’t Get Along Either
By BOB THOMAS

AP Movie-TV Writer
HOLLYWOOD (AP) — Now that Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz have split, it can be revealed that their TV sidekicks, Vivian Vance and William Frawley, didn’t get along either.
Viv and Bill played Ethel and Fred Mertz on “I Love Lucy,” and TV never had a funnier, more smooth-working pair of supporting players. But their smoothness together was apparently all professional.
“We weren’t the happiest pair in the world,” said Bill with his customary frankness. “I knew Lucy real well before the show started. Desi not so well. I never heard of Vance. She came up like a mushroom.”
When I told him Vivian was going back to the stage now that the “I Love Lucy” team has disbanded. Bill replied:
“That’s okay with me. It doesn’t matter one iota to me. She could go to Budapest and I wouldn’t care.” He added, however, that he believed she was a fine performer. Informed of Bill’s remark, Vivian asked, “Was he drunk?” Told he didn’t seem to be, she commented:
Not Best-Mated Pair
“Bill and I got alone fine— like a couple of Irish. We worked together, fought together, cried together and made up together. I think we did very well, considering we were not the best-mated pair in the world.”
Their co-workers agree that the pair acted professionally in their relations with each other. There were no scenes, no name-calling. But the coolness between them was always apparent. That made their TV-screen bickering all the more realistic. But it also made their lovey-dovey scenes more difficult.
Bill was the loner in the troupe. He remained apart from the Ball-Arnaz troubles.
“I never get mixed up with people’s domestic problems.” he said. “I saw the end coming, but I didn't ask questions. I find you can usually learn more by sitting around and listening.”
Vivian has been close to Lucille ever since the series began. So she was aware of the troubles between the Arnazes.
“It was tragic,” she sighed. “But then, my life has been tragic, too.” Last April, she divorced her husband of 18 years, actor Philip Ober, amid much recrimination on both sides. She now lives alone, as does Bill.
Both feel no remorse that the series is over. Vivian: “I’ve had it. Nine years on one show is enough. It’s nice just to sit back and watch the residual money roll in.”
Bill: “I’m not exactly unhappy the series folded. I’ll never be identified with anything greater but enough is enough.”
His own plans include a new TV series which may be announced this week. At sixty-seven, he doesn’t seem concerned by the prospect of more hard work, in fact views the new series as “delightful.” First, he’s going to visit New York for the first time since 1951 and watch the Yankees open their season.
Vivian’s plans are tied up with the theater. She did “Marriage-go Round” with Francis Lederer at Palm Beach, is set for “Here Today” at Chicago in May. “The entire two weeks is sold out,” she reported. “That’s the power of TV.”
Frawley never shied away from giving an honest answer or opinion. One of my favourite Frawley interviews is in the syndicated TV Key column of February 27, 1959. Lucille Ball is best-known for the physical comedy she did on I Love Lucy. Vivian Vance had to pull it off, too, when the script dragged her into one of Lucy Ricardo’s stunt. You don’t think of the men doing any of that sort of thing; Fred Mertz seemed to stand around with his hands in his pockets a lot. But that isn’t what really happened in the mind of Bill Frawley.
Desilu to Star William Frawley
By CHARLES WITBECK

William Frawley, better known as Fred Mertz, a man who prizes money above friendship on the Lucille Ball-Desi Arnaz series, has been coaxed by boss Desi to step out of character for the Desilu Playhouse drama, “Comeback,” a little League baseball story with Dan Duryea on Monday.
“The boss, in between golf rounds, asked me to do it,” Frawley told me at rehearsal, “and since it’s about the game I love, I agreed. At least no one is going to throw a pie at me on this show.”
That’s only because Lucille Ball isn’t in the cast. "She loves slapstick, you know, especially pie throwing,” Frawley said and chuckled. “Listen, in 67 years of acting I never had to suffer such indignities as I put up with on the Lucy series.
“I used to complain, but everyone, including creator Jess Oppenheimer, only laughed at me.
Pie Throwing
“We had one show where Lucy ordered pies to be throw in rehearsal. She liked to practice. ‘You know, just so we'll be sure we won't miss,’ she’d say. And then, wham — She even ordered an extra one and I got in right in the face.”
When Frawley didn’t care for a pie in the face or his head dunked in chocolate, he rather liked all the silly costumes the gang appeared in. He’s particularly fond of his trademark, the long night shirt and his ridiculous sleeping cap.
"When our writers ran out of costumes and gags they turned to animals. Our stage was like a farm and occasionally had the odor of one. We had cows, chickens, the smartest horse in the world, a baby elephant and so-on.”
Tennessee Ernie
When animals lost their charm, guest stars were called in. Frawley was most taken with Tennessee Ernie. “He came in, placid like, saying words like ‘Bent Foork.’ Within a minute we were all talkin’ that way. He’s a dandy. Likes everyone.
“Why, I was on his show and crowds were waiting for him after the performance. He talked to ‘em all. Was kind and polite. He’s so nice. Why he’ll never die.” Frawley paused a moment and added, “and he never should.”
After some 200 Lucy shows and five specials a year for Westinghouse, Frawley is content to sit back and rest between specials. He stepped out to Santa Anita a couple of times this winter with cronies George Weiss of the New York Yankees and manager Casey Stengel, and that’s enough for him.
Baseball Fan
A great baseball fan, Frawley proudly showed me a 1952 World Series watch given him by the Yankees. He’s been a World Series regular, and can now see major league baseball when the Dodgers play in the Coliseum. But he refused to go last year to watch the Bums in the crazy field.
“I told them long ago the Los Angeles coliseum was a lousy place to play ball. And I had to stand by my word.”
Having proved his point, he intends to take in a few games this spring. “Maybe they’ll stone me after fans see this show,” he added “but if ‘Comeback’ helps Little League baseball any, that’s good enough for me.” With that Bill Frawley slowly walked back to work.
Frawley liked Ernie Ford so much that he guest-starred on Ford’s show on November 29, 1957. Frawley enjoyed a whiskey sour for breakfast. Ernie may have, too. And Frawley was right about the ridiculous dimensions of the Colesium for baseball.

Frawley went on from Lucy to a role that would seem to be far from typecasting—as the housekeeper, cook, and child advisor on My Three Sons. He couldn’t cook and never had kids. But, like Fred Mertz, there was enough crustiness to let you know that a part of the real Bill Frawley was on the screen.

Tuesday, 3 May 2016

Cartoon Drunks

Drunken fish singing “Moonlight Bay” was one of the highlights of Porky’s Duck Hunt, a 1937 cartoon from Tex Avery’s unit at Warner Bros. Chuck Jones and writer Tedd Pierce picked up on the gag and expanded it eight years later in Trap Happy Porky. Instead of fish, we get cats.



Porky thinks he’s solved the problem by buying a bulldog to get rid of the cats. That’s not quite what happens. Porky hears a noise. Smear animation time.



And we don’t quite get an Avery take, but we get the kind Jones was comfortable with.



Porky’s reaction to us.



And he joins in as the iris closes.



Ken Harris, Bobe Cannon and Ben Washam had been sharing rotating animation credits in the Jones unit during 1944 and into ‘45. Washam gets it in this cartoon. Whether Cannon had left Warners by this time, I don’t know. Lloyd Vaughan would start getting screen credit after this cartoon was made and he was called upon to do smear animation.

Monday, 2 May 2016

Dance of the Fairy Godmother

Preston Blair’s most famous for his singing, dancing Red in a number of cartoons for Tex Avery at MGM. In Swing Shift Cinderella, there’s a counterpoint as the Cinderella’s hot-for-wolf fairy godmother busts a few moves of her own. She tries to appear elegant, but breaks out into enthusiastic awkwardness. Here are some of the poses.



The scene is animated on ones and twos, with Scott Bradley’s scoring of “Oh, Johnny” in perfect rhythm.

Blair, Ed Love and Ray Abrams are the credited animators.

Sunday, 1 May 2016

Mary Livingstone Meets Jack Benny

Mention the name “Jack Benny” and you’ll probably think of a guy who pretended to be 39 years old when he was considerably older, who kept his money in a vault and yelled for his servant Rochester. That’s what the Jack Benny character became, but in the early days of his radio career, he was someone else entirely.

Benny was hired by Canada Dry and its ad agency, N.W. Ayer, to act as a droll master of ceremonies on a half-hour variety programme featuring the music of bandleader George Olsen and his vocalists, including Olsen’s wife Ethel Shuttá. On the very first show, Benny and his writer Harry Conn hit on something revolutionary (at least the trade papers gave them credit)—they would sell their sponsor’s product by being completely dismissive about it. People tuned in to hear how Benny would make fun of Canada Dry. Before long, he was making fun of current movies and current affairs, to big audiences.

But during this time, there was no Rochester. Singer Dennis Day was in high school, not radio. Mel Blanc didn’t play a rattle-trap Maxwell or anything else. Benny’s radio “gang” was built piece by piece over the 1930s. The first piece was the character of Mary Livingstone, played by Benny’s wife, Sadye Marks. She didn’t start out as a sarcastic observer of Benny’s BS. That developed over the years. She started out as a gushing fan.

July 27, 1932 marked Mary’s first appearance on the twice-weekly Benny show, almost three months after it started on the air. An audio dub of the broadcast is not in circulation. It was thought that no copies of the script existed but dogged researcher Kathy Fuller Seeley managed to unearth one at the Library of Congress and we present it to you below. Unfortunately, one page is missing; presumably it was not scanned.

Noted critic John Crosby once pointed out Benny’s shows were far funnier on the air than what was on the printed page. This script is pretty hokey and you may wonder why such corny material was deemed a radio laugh riot. I’ve seen newspaper joke columns of the 1910s and ‘20s. This script reads like Restoration Comedy by comparison. General audience humour was a lot less sophisticated back then.

A few notes of introduction:

Paul Small and Dick “Hotcha” Gardner were vocalists with Olsen. Small was born in 1899 or 1900 in Iowa. By 1935, Small had left the Olsen and Paul Whiteman bands and was commuting from Buffalo to Rochester (New York, not the butler) to sing on a local station. Dick Gardner was a baritone sax player as well as a vocalist. he later owned the “Hot Cha Club” in Urbana, Maryland.

“Baldwin” refers to Harry Baldwin, who was Benny’s private secretary. He left Benny’s employ after being drafted in World War Two but never returned to work for him when the fighting stopped. As the show continued into the 1930s, he appeared on many episodes to “knock” on a door and spout a non-sequitur before disappearing.

Dorothy Ross wasn’t an actress. She was Olsen and Shutta’s private secretary, and also worked for Whiteman and Eddie Cantor. She was born Dorothy Rosenblum and died on June 8, 1953 after a long illness at the age of 49.

Mary wasn’t the only person making a debut in this episode. So was announcer Jimmy Wallington. Wallington left Union College for a job at WGZ Schenectady in 1929 and within a year was an NBC staff announcer. He announced for Texaco with both Eddie Cantor and Fred Allen, for Rudy Vallee and on many other shows. His radio journey took him to NBC’s Monitor in the 1960s and later the Voice of America. He was 65 when he died in 1972. Wallington didn’t last long with Benny for whatever reason; George Hicks was announcing on the show within a few weeks while Wallington was on with Harry Richman. The script in the Library of Congress, by the way, was Wallington’s; his signature is on the first page.

(NOTE TO ANNOUNCER: The following is the station announcement to be used during the fifteen minute breaks.
THIS IS WJZ, NEW YORK
TIME: (    ) – (    )

STATION WJZ
AND
BLUE NETWORK

PROGRAM CANADA DRY GINGER ALE, INC.
DATE WEDNESDAY, JULY 27, 1932
TIME 9:30 – 10:00 P.M. (E.D.T.)

SIGNATURE – JOLLY GOOD COMPANY
1. MARCH ON TO OREGON       ORCHESTRA
2. WHILE WE DANCE AT THE MARDI GRAS      ORCHESTRA & PAUL SMALL
3. WE WERE ONLY WALKING IN THE MOONLIGHT     ORCHESTRA & ETHEL SHUTTA & FRAN FREY
4. HARLEM MOON        ORCHESTRA & ETHEL SHUTTA
5. WITH SUMMER COMING ON      ORCHESTRA & PAUL SMALL
SIGNATURE – ROCKABYE MOON

SIGNATURE – JOLLY GOOD COMPANY
ANNOUNCER
Ladies and gentlemen. Another half-hour of entertainment about Canada Dry Ginger Ale, now available by the glass at soda fountains, as well as in bottles. George Olsen, Ethel Shutta and Jack Benny, the Canada Dry humorist, again perform for your enjoyment.
George Olsen opens the program with “March on to Oregon.”

1. MARCH ON TO OREGON        ORCHESTRA

ANNOUNCER
Before going any further, I want to congratulate Jack on this first series of twenty-six programs, and I am very happy to announce that it will be continued for at least thirteen more weeks. I have not been announcing on this program, but I have been listening in....and, Jack, I just want to say that I have enjoyed every one of them. Congratulations, Jack.

JACK
Thanks, Jimmy, for reading those words as they are written. And before going any further, I want to congratulate George Olsen for his splendid music which gave this program its pep....George, I never realized how good you were until last Monday when I tried to lead your orchestra, and anybody who can lead that gang deserves credit....Congratulations, George.

GEORGE
Thanks, Jack. And before playing our next number, I want to congratulate Ethel Shutta for her excellent vocal support, and I also want to say that—

ETHEL
Thanks, George...And I want to congratulate Fran Frey for his assistance in these vocals, and—

FRAN
Don’t mention it, Ethel....I think that Paul Small deserves a lot of credit for.....for...

PAUL
Thanks, Fran...and I must congratulate Hotcha Gardner for singing those hot numbers and—

CROWD (ad libbing)
Thanks....thanks, that was great, etc.

(SOUND EFFECT: CANARY WHISTLE)

JACK
That’s the studio canary congratulating the goldfish for being able to stay here for thirteen weeks. And now I want to—

ANNOUNCER
This waste of time comes to you through the courtesy of Canada Dry Ginger Ale, which is now sold at the fountain by the glass. And everybody’s drinking it, or we wouldn’t be here...All right, Jack, your public awaits.

JACK
Hello, several people....that was James Wallington announcing....the big butler-and doorman from the West....and this is Jack Benny....the big hay and feedman from the East....hay and feedman...when a girl passes on the street, I holler “Hey!’ and then I have to feed her...get it?

ANNOUNCER (groans)
Oh, Jack...please!

JACK
You didn’t like that one, eh, Jimmy?

SADYE (laughing)
Oh, I think that’s awfully funny.

ANNOUNCER
Pardon me, Miss...but the guests are not allowed to make comments during our program.

SADYE
I think Mr. Benny is the cutest thing.

ANNOUNCER
SH! Miss....please!

JACK
Well, anyway, this is a great night for us, and we’re all very happy to be here.

ANNOUNCER
Jack, don’t mind that little girl interrupting, but she’s been coming up here to see you two or three times, and seems to be kinda anxious to meet you.

JACK (with force)
I know, Jimmy...but business is business. We’re doing a program now...we can’t have anyone here interfering...(whispers) Who is she? ....do you know her?...(again with force) We haven’t time, Jimmy....this is business. (again whispers) Is that her standing over there? Ooooh!... The next number, ladies and gentlemen, is a request from New Orleans for Paul Small to sing, “While We Dance At The Mardi Gras”, played by George Olsen and the boys.
(whispers) Jimmy, she’s cute, isn’t she?...Go ahead, George.

2. WHILE WE DANCE AT THE MARDI GRAS        ORCHESTRA & SMALL

JACK
Gee, that’s a great number, Paul....I enjoyed that.

ETHEL
Say, Jack, did you see all those telegrams that came for us tonight?

JACK
Yea, kind of nice, isn’t it?

ETHEL
Why didn’t you read them?

JACK
Aw, I’d like to, Ethel...but I’m afraid it might sound like we’re conceited. Say, Jimmy, do you think I ought to read these telegrams aloud?

ANNOUNCER
Certainly...your public is entitled to it.

JACK
I hate to have them think we’re boosting Canada Dry Ginger Ale up here.

ANNOUNCER
They won’t think that....go ahead and read them.

JACK
All right, then...now here’s a telegram from a family in Detroit, Michigan. It says—
“DEAR CANADA DRY:
WE HAVE HEARD ALL OF YOUR TWENTY SIX PROGRAMS
AND WE TAKE OFF OUR HATS TO....AMOS ‘N’ ANDY.”
Well, I imagine they keep their hats on when they list to us.
Here’s another wire. It reads—
“DEAR CANADA DRY GINGER ALE NOW SOLD AT ALL FOUNTAINS”
That’s all it says...Oh, well...the ten words are up....Well, thanks for what you left out.
Oh, here’s a very wonderful tribute from Mr. John L. Dumb-bell, who runs a health resort. It reads—
“DEAR TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
FOR YEARS I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO BUILD UP MY PEOPLE PHYSICALLY BY GETTING THEM TO BED EARLY STOP THEY HAVE HEARD ONE OF YOUR BROADCASTS AT NINE THIRTY AND NOW HAVE TO GO TO BED AT SEVEN O’CLOCK THANKS”
Oh well...early to bed and early to rise...makes you miss lots of Canada Dry’s.
Ah! a wire from that famous inventor who made all this possible--Marconi! He says—
“I INVENTED WIRELESS WHICH IS NOW RADIO...AND AFTER LISTENING TO YOU FOR THIRTEEN WEEKS AM SORRY I STARTED IT.”
I got it, Marc....trying to Mussolini on my jokes.
Well, well....here’s a cable from SCOTLAND...It’s sent to our cable address:
“JACK-BEN-OLS-CAN-DRY” and says
“UP HERE IN SCOTLAND WE’RE ALL DRINKING CANADA DRY BY THE GLASS-GOW”

SADYE
Oh I think that’s swell.

ANNOUNCER
No comment, Miss....please.

SADYE
He says the funniest things.

ANNOUNCER
Quiet, please.

JACK
Now, here’s another telegram from the Twelve Little Listeners in—

SADYE (Laughing)
When you drink Canada Dry, where does the glass go? That’s the funniest joke...Oh, I must tell that to my mother.

JACK
That isn’t what I said, Miss...I said: they’re all drinking it by the glass-gow.

SADYE
I don’t care what you said...I think you’re swell.

JACK
Thanks...now will you kindly sit down until our program is over?

SADYE
Yes, Mr. Benny....you don’t mind if I call you Jack...do you?

JACK
Of course not.

SADYE
Thanks, Mr. Benny.

JACK
What’s your name?

SADYE
My name’s Mary Kurtzinger Livingston...but just Mary to you.

JACK
I’m awfully glad of that...these are only half-hour program [sic], you know. Say, by the way, where do you live?

SADYE (quickly)
Oh, I live in Plainfield...you get on a bus, then you get off at the second stop-light...walk three blocks to your left...then you cut thru the cemetary [sic] and over the hill...then up the road until you see a little red house...and you go right thru the field...and THERE YOU ARE!

JACK
There you are...not me......Well, it was sweet of you to come up here, Mary. Now why don’t you sit down quietly and listen to the rest of our program?

SADYE
All right, Jack.

JACK
I’m sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but these little interruptions are bound to occur.
And now Ethel Shutta and Fran Frey will sing, “Walking in the Moonlight”....and while they do this number, we will prepare for our big banquet in the studio, which our sponsors have so thoughtfully arranged for us this evening.
Oh, George...please don’t mind any little noise you might hear during the next number....you know, waiters, guests, dishes rattling and things like that...

3. WALKING IN THE MOONLIGHT        ETHEL & FRAN

SOUND EFFECT: General commotion; moving of chairs...dishes, glasses and silverware rattling.
CROWD—mumbling, greeting each other, etc.

JACK
What time is it, Jimmy?

ANNOUNCER
Nine forty-five.

SOUND EFFECT: Assorted auto horns – trolley car bells, etc.

JACK
Ah! the limousines are arriving for the banquet....do you think we can take care of all these people?

ANNOUNCER
I think so, Jack. You’d better stay at the door and greet the guests. I’ll help here.

SADYE
Can I help, Jack?

JACK
No, no, no...oh yes. Mary, you check the ladies’ wraps and things.

MARY
I’ll do anything for you, Jack...because I think—

JACK
All right, Mary, here they come.

(MORE AUTO HORNS – PEOPLE TALKING)

GEORGE (whispers)
Look at those evening gowns...some swanky crowd...eh, boy?

JACK
Yes, sir..here come Mr. and Mrs. Who-Aster....nobody asked her, but here she is.. How do you, Mrs. Who?

DOROTHY ROSS (gruff voice)
Say, when do we eat?

JACK
Yes, it’s a charming evening.

SADYE (quietly)
Your wraps, ma’am....

SOUND EFFECT: Footsteps passing, people talking. ETHEL SHUTTA greeting people.

JACK
Waiter, show the lady to her seat.

BALDWIN
This way, Madame.

JACK
Well, well, well!....I am so glad to see you, Mrs. Gotta-Feller...what’s his name? good-evening!

ETHEL SHUTTA (in grand manner)
How do you do?

JACK
You’re looking fine...Mrs. Gotta-Feller, meet Sir James Wallington, Earl of Announcer..

ETHEL
Not Get-Rich-Quick-Wallington!

JACK
No, this is Go-Broke-Slow-Wallington.

(VOICES TALKING AND LAUGHING)

ANNOUNCER
May I show you to your seat, Madame?

DOROTHY & PAUL (together)
How do you do, Mr. Benny?

JACK
Oh, how are you, Mr. and Mrs. Anaconda Copper?...I didn’t expect to see you. Well, well!....and Mr. Worthington Pump. You’re looking great.

BALDWIN
Thanks, Jack.

JACK
Ah! Here come Mr. and Mrs. Electric....how are you, General? (ad lib) Welcome to our Canada Dry Banquet...eat, drink and be MERRY.

SADYE
Did you call me, Jack?

JACK
No, I said....be merry. But you can take the lady’s wrap.

SADYE
All right, Jack....I’ll do anything you say, because I—

JACK
Never mind, Mary, not now. Ah! here comes that little society debutante, Miss Casaba Melon....

DOROTHY ROSS (grand manner)
How do you do?

JACK (mimicing [sic] her)
How d’yuh do? Well, well...Mr. and Mrs. Hoover ..... well, old Pete Hoover of Chicago...hello there, Pete!....and hello, Tessie.

PAUL AND DOROTHY (together)
Hello, Jack. How are you?

JACK
Say, George, who’s that distinguished-looking gentleman over there...in that full-dress suit?

GEORGE
I don’t believe we know him...must be one of the crowd from Newport.

JACK
Good-evening, sir! How do you do? My name’s Jack Benny...I don’t think I’ve had the pleasure of meeting you.

FRAN FREY
I’m one of the waiters. Where do I go?

JACK
George! Tell him where to go.

FRAN (shouting – heavy voice)
Get your Canada Dry Ginger Ale at the fountain...you can’t enjoy this banquet without a glass of Canada Dry....everybody’s drinking it...step right up to the fountain!

JACK
Say, Fran...we’re not selling Canada Dry tonight...we’re giving it away.

FRAN
Oh, yeah? Well, what shall I do with this nine dollars I took in?

JACK
Give me two and return the rest.......George, will you entertain the guests while they are getting seated?

GEORGE
Sure, Jack.

JACK
A brand new song...Harlem Moon....Ethel, help us out.

4. HARLEM MOON        ETHEL SHUTTA

ROUND OF APPLAUSE. Buzzing of voices – dishes rattling, etc.

BALDWIN
Waiter, bring me a glass of Canada Dry.

DOROTHY
Fill this up again.

ANNOUNCER
The banquet is now in full swing...the hall is filled to capacity and promises to be the biggest affair of the year. I am now turning the mike over to Jack Benny, our toastmaster.

(SOUND OF APPLAUSE)

JACK
Guests....ladies and gentlemen...and George Olsen... I am very happy to see you all here this evening, and we will now proceed with a toast to the champagne of Ginger Ales....Canada Dry...
Here’s to the guy who drinks Canada Dry,
Even as you and I.
And here’s to the glass that’s sold at the fountain
When...when...when the moon comes over the mountain.

CROWD
Horay! Horray for Jack Benny, etc.

SADYE
I think that was swell.

JACK
Now we have several after-dinner speakers here who will say a word or two on conditions in—

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Here they go, folks...Olsen jabs a fork at Pot Roast...but missed and stabs Hotcha Gardener in the knuckles...Gardner reaches a long left out for the salad.....Olsen crosses a right for the beans and the waiter ducks...Paul Small reaches for an uppercut of beef and gets his sleeve in the butter...Tunny Fish is now on the table looks fresh on toast....Olsen just came out of a clinch with Asparagus and looks tired, but is coming back for more...How he can take it!...way from the other people.....Wallington just put some cigars on the table...and Olsen is right on the ropes...I mean, the cigars....Olsen bawled out Gardner and Gardner hits him with a fowl.....
(SOUND EFFECT: FIGHT GONG)
as the bell ends the first round, and the food. The time for this was two minutes and forty-eight seconds. Olsen wins and is now the Gravyweight Champion of the World!

(SOUND EFFECT: BANGING OF SILVERWARE ON DISHES AND GLASSES)

JACK
And now we will hear from the great maestro, the Honorable George Olsen, who can play anything Shakespeare ever wrote.

(SOUND EFFECT: MORE BANGING ON SILVERWARE)

GEORGE
Ladies and gentlemen, this reminds of the time I was in Africa—and I—I—I

JACK
Thanks, George...and now we will hear from that charming debutante, Miss Van-Trucking-Van.

PAUL (falsetto voice)
When I first came here from Iowa, I was considered a wallflower. Women laughed at me, and the men shunned me. I didn’t know what to do. Friends advised me to drink water—

JACK
Canada Dry.

PAUL
I mean, Canada Dry....which I have now been drinking for more than two years. I am still a wallflower, but I am not thirsty any more, and owe it all to Canada Dry. (APPLAUSE)

JACK
Now, Miss Trucking-van, you said that of your own free will, didn’t you?

PAUL
No, you gave me a dollar last week to learn it.

JACK
ANOTHER victory for Canada Dry...and now I wish to take advantage of this occasion and say a few words regarding Canada Dry Ginger Ale made-to-order by the glass...Unaccustomed as I am to public speaker—

FRAN
Well, good-bye, everybody...

DOROTHY
Good-night...I had a lovely time.

(OTHER VOICES: Good-bye, etc.)

JACK
When I was a boy of six, I was considered a very weak child—so much so, that when my car broke down, I couldn’t even push it up a hill----

BALDWIN
Well, see you again, Jack. Thanks for asking me up....

ETHEL
Good-bye...

JACK
And I think Canada Dry has done more for me than anything----

OTHER VOICES
Good-bye...had a grand time, etc.

JACK
And in my opinion, Canada Dry was like a mother to me....

(SOUND EFFECT: Auto horns in distance crowd saying good-bye, etc.
Someone calls: Chauffeur!

ANNOUNCER
George, you better play the next number. They’re all walking out on Jack.

5. WITH SUMMER COMING ON         SMALL

JACK
.....and that is why I like Canada Dry Ginger Ale.

SADYE
Mr. Benny.....I mean, Jack...I’m going home now.

JACK
All right, good-night, Mary. I’m glad you came up. Come up again sometime.

SADYE
Monday night?

JACK
Monday – er – er – oh, all right. Goodbye.

SADYE
I thought you were swell...good-bye, Jack.

JACK
That was the last Mary...I mean, the last number on the 26th program on the 27th of July. I want you all to listen in Monday night as we are going to have another surprise....NOVELTY NIGHT...We are going to show how many things can be done over the radio that you never thought possible...we, either. In fact, we don’t even know how we’re going to do them....But time will tell....Well, we’ll see you Monday night...Reserve a dial early. And as they [say] in Walla Walla....good-night...good-night!
SIGNATURE – ROCKABYE MOON

ANNOUNCER
Whenever you stop at a soda fountain for a refreshing drink or a sandwich ask for a Canada Dry ice cream soda or a glass of Canada Dry. Remember it is now available made-to-order by the glass as well as in bottles. Next Monday night at this same time Jack Benny, Ethel Shutta and George Olsen will again entertain you. This is the National Broadcasting Company.