Wednesday, 14 May 2025

She's a Piano Top and an Underwater Pen

Is it possible to pick a favourite voice of June Foray?

There are so many of them, and likely all kinds we have never heard because of the countless commercials she was hired to do.

It’s a treat to run into articles about her. She must have entertained millions of people so any recognition is welcome, especially in the 1950s and ‘60s when almost all voiceover people were anonymous (unless they appeared in cartoons).

Her first screen credit for animation came from Walter Lantz, despite her long career at Warner Bros. She worked for MGM, Format Films (The Alvin Show) and, well, I’ll stop there because long lists are the province of other places on the internet.

Here’s a short column from the Copley News Service that appeared in papers in 1963. Jay Ward would be interested to know he didn’t come up with Fractured Flickers. And Foray’s predecessor at Warners, Bea Benaderet, gets her name spelled wrong again.

ACTRESS PROFITABLY FATED TO BE HEARD, NOT SEEN
By DONALD FREEMAN
HOLLYWOOD, July 4 (CNS)—Although she would dearly love to be entrusted with a serious dramatic role, it is June Foray's enviable financial fate to be summoned whenever producers need the voice of a cat or a dog or a parrot. Or, for that matter, a visitor from the moon or a pen that's so happy to be writing under water or the evil Natasha on the "Bullwinkle" show or any of a hundred voices that comprise this gifted actress' repertoire.
This coming season, for instance, she will be heard as Bunny, girl friend to the title character in the new "Beetle Bailey" cartoon series.
She’ll be several voices on Hanna-Barbera's new "Fractured Flickers" show. And she'll be all kinds of voices on a variegated roll call of commercials, some of them easy assignments, some not so easy.
"But then, we voice people do have a certain—ah, artistic freedom," Miss Foray pointed out the other day. "They ask you to be the sound of the top of a piano being polished—who knows what the top of a piano sounds like? Who knows what a girl from the moon sounds like? In a word, we wing it."
• • •
MISS FORAY, A CHARMING package who stands about a whisper over five feet tall, is one of a handful of voice specialists in Hollywood, There are perhaps seven or eight performers available who can rattle off at least 10 voices each. In that department the list begins and virtually ends with such people as Mel Blanc, Alan Reed, Bea Benadaret [sic], Daws Butler, Paul Frees, Dave Barry and Jim Backus (who is, incidentally, the Little Old Winemaker) and Miss Foray herself. Because of this scarcity and the great demand for a diversity of voices, the pay is quite ample.
"Financially — let's face it — it is utterly fantastic," Miss Foray noted. "What does 'fantastic' mean? Well, if you make more money than the president of the United States that, to me, is fantastic. Back in radio I used to make a nice living wage but 15 years ago if someone would have said, 'June, you're gonna end up with a tax problem,' I'd have howled with idiot laughter."
• • •
RARELY ON TELEVISION does Miss Foray emerge as her own pert self although last season she did just that on an Arthur Godfrey special, demonstrating some of her voices. She has supplied six voices for "The Flintstones," for example, and all the female voices, from Natasha to Nel Fenwick, on the "Bullwinkle" show.
If duty calls, she can do the voices of cats, chickens, roosters, parrots, lambs, goats, donkeys, crows and on and on in the bird-animal kingdom. She does eerie sounds that would frighten Alfred Hitchcock.
Name a dialect and Miss Foray can rattle it off in any voice you ask—Irish, Cockney, Swedish, French, Russian, sectional accents from every section of the land from Southern to Brooklyn to Eastern to Texas.
Miss Foray herself is native to Springfield, Mass., and started in radio at age 12.
In private life, Miss Foray is married to the writer, Hobart Donovan.


June Foray is one of those people who makes me smile when I hear her voice and feel happier afterwards. That’s actually not a bad accomplishment for the top of a piano.

Tuesday, 13 May 2025

Let the Game Begin . . . After a Slight Delay

There’s a problem starting a football game in Bosko the Drawback (1932). The timekeeper’s gun doesn’t have a bullet. It has an egg. The egg drops out of the barrel and hatches.



The problem is a short one. The chick pulls out a whistle and blows it to begin the first half of the game.



This may the only Warners football cartoon which does not include “Frat” or “Freddie the Freshman” in the score.

The animation credits go to maybe the studio’s best draughtsmen at that point, Bob McKimson and Friz Freleng. There are better gags than this I would have posted but the available versions of this cartoon are from VHS copies (and not first generation) that are rife with digital pixilation which makes the frames murky and the action difficult to see.

Bosko was Warners’ first star and his Looney Tunes deserve something better than 40-year-old technology.

Monday, 12 May 2025

Porky's Celebrity Guest

Hunter Porky Pig decides to eat a sandwich on his rowboat, but it interrupted by a quacking flock of ducks in Porky's Duck Hunt (1937)



Porky goes for his shotgun. I like how the ducks simply fly up with their butts in air, like someone hit the reverse button on them.



The second time, Porky somehow gets his gun twisted around shoots a hole in the boat.



Out of the lake comes Joe Penner and Goo-Goo (his duck). This gives Penner a chance to shout one of his catchphrases—“Wanna buy a duck?” The scene ends.



Director Tex Avery didn’t know it, but this cartoon was the forerunner of another hunting cartoon starring a different character, a rabbit in complete control of the situation instead of a darn-fool duck being crazy. It also launched the duck on a wild career of several personalities.

Boxoffice magazine had this to say in its issue of June 7, 1937:
The grown-up kiddies, as well as those of school age, will doubtless find enjoyment in this first-rate Looney Tune produced by Leon Schlesinger. The little stuttering pig decides to go duck shooting and, although well equipped with bullets, decoys and a complete hunting outfit, he has difficulty locating the elusive ducks. When he finally finds one it proves to be entirely too smart for him, so much so that it even shows Porky the proper way to fire his gun. After many more mishaps Porky returns home empty-handed where the scornful ducks outside his window give him the “bird.” Deserving a spot on any program, this cartoon is lacking in only one element, that of color.
Interestingly, about the same time, Walter Lantz released a duck hunt cartoon starring Oswald the rabbit and his dog Elmer. It was the forerunner of, well, nothing.

Bobe Cannon and Virgil Ross are the credited animators of this landmark Warners short, with the best drunken fish in cartoondom.

Sunday, 11 May 2025

And the Michael Goes To...

How could Jack Benny win an award from a television academy before he ever appeared on TV?

Simple. He didn’t win an award for television.

In case you’re confused, we’ll sort it out.

The year was 1950. Jack’s award did not come from the American Academy of Television Arts and Sciences, which gave out the Emmys in January that year in a ceremony from Los Angeles. His honour was handed out in March by the Academy of Radio and Television Best Arts and Sciences in New York. Benny’s radio show was still going strong, so the Academy feted him for his radio show.

From what I can tell, this was the first and only time this Academy mounted an awards ceremony. While the winners were announced in the national press, the ceremony itself was not broadcast on radio or TV, and it avoided the notice of the show biz bible, Variety.

The awards were called the “Michaels.” Who Michael was, I leave you to discover.

The International News Service wire wrote, in part, on March 22, 1950, the day after the awards.


GODFREY SHOW UP FRONT
Dinah, Bing top list for radio-TV ‘Oscars’
NEW YORK (INS)—The Academy of Radio and Television Best Arts and Sciences made its first annual awards for the year's best performances in those fields last night to a host of celebrities including Walter Winchell, Jack Benny and Arthur Godfrey.
The radio and video awards were made at a reception and dinner at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel as the first annual designations in several radio and TV classifications in what is hoped will be the equivalent of the movie "Oscar."
The winners were chosen by a field of top experts in radio, newspaper, magazine, educational and sociological fields from throughout the country. [The AP reported there were more than 1,250 judges]
[...]
• • •
NOT ALL those honored could be present personally. Among the radio and television celebrities present were Tex and Jinx Falkenberg, singer Monica Lewis, Columnist “Bugs" Baer and Mrs. Baer, Mrs. Wendell Winkle, RCA president Frank Folsom and CBS vice president Hubbell Robinson.


Radio Daily had a full list in its story:

Award Winners Named At Dinner In Waldorf
Winners in 27 categories were named last night as recipients of the first annual "Michael" Awards, sponsored by the Academy of Radio and Television Best Arts and Sciences. The awards were announced by Ed Sullivan at a $25-a-plate Awards Dinner at the Waldorf-Astoria, which was co-sponsored by the New York Heart Fund.
Winners listed in one-two-three order were as follows:
News & Commentary (radio)—Walter Winchell, ABC; Edward R. Murrow, CBS; Lowell Thomas, CBS. Comedy & Variety (radio)—Jack Benny, CBS; Amos 'n' Andy, CBS; Godfrey's Talent Scouts, CBS.
Education, Forums, Etc. (radio)—American Town Meeting, ABC; People's Platform, CBS; Meet the Press, MBS.
Religions Programs (radio)—Greatest Story Ever Told, ABC; Eternal Light, NBC; Family Theater, MBS.
Drama (radio)—Theater Guild on the Air, NBC; Lux Radio Theater, CBS; Railroad Hour, NBC.
Educational Documentaries (radio)—You Are There, CBS; Living, NBC; United Nations Series, NBC.
Agricultural (radio)—Farm & Home, NBC; CBS Farm News, CBS: American Farmer, ABC.
Music (radio)—Telephone Hour, NBC; Voice of Firestone, NBC; NBC Symphony. NBC.
Children's Programs (radio)—Let's Pretend, CBS; Juvenile Jury, MBS; Greatest Story Ever Told, ABC.
Outstanding Comedian (radio)—Groucho Marx, CBS; Jack Benny, CBS; Bob Hope, NBC.
Outstanding Comedian (television)—Milton Berle, NBC; Ed Wynn, CBS; Sid Caesar, NBC.
Outstanding Dramatic Actor (radio)—Everett Sloane, House Jameson, Staats Cotsworth.
Outstanding Dramatic Actor (television)—Ralph Bellamy (Man Against Crime), Charles Heston (Studio One), Everett Sloane.
Drama (television)—Philco Playhouse, NBC; Studio One, CBS; Ford Theater, CBS.
News & Commentary (television)—Camel News Caravan, NBC; Headline Clues, DuMont; Leon Pearson & News, NBC.
Variety Programs (television)—Toast of the Town, CBS; Texaco Star Theater, NBC; Talent Scouts, CBS.
Children's Programs (television)—Kukla Fran & Ollie, NBC; Mr. I Magination, CBS; Singing Lady, ABC.
Sportscasters Mel Allen, Bill Stern, Harry Wismer, ABC.
Promising Stars—Dave Garroway, Abe Burrowsm Jack Carter, Fran Warren.
Special Citations — Lawrence Tibbett, Paul Winchell, Fred Waring.
Outstanding Dramatic Actress (radio)—Helen Hayes (Electric Theater); Agnes Moorhead (Suspense); Ann Sothern (in Theater Guild's "Burlesque").
Outstanding Dramatic Actress (television)—Gertrude Berg, CBS; Felicia Montealegre; Faye Emerson.
Top Feature Vocalist (radio & TV)—Dinah Shore, CBS; Jo Stafford, CBS; Monica Lewis.
Top Male Vocalist (radio & TV)—Bing Crosby, CBS; Frank Sinatra; Perry Como, NBC.
Outstanding Radio Writer Cy Howard for “My Friend Irma" and "Life with Luigi"; Norman Corwin; Morton Wishengrad.
Outstanding Producer Director (radio)—Homer Flickett for "Theater Guild on the Air"; Fletcher Markle; William Keighly.
Outstanding Producer Director (television)—Worthington Minor for "Studio One" and "The Goldbergs"; Mark Daniels; Burr Tillstram [sic].
Program of the Year (radio)—You Are There, CBS; "Could Be" by Norman Corwin, NBC; "Sister Carrie" (NBC University Theater).
Program of the Year (television)—Godfrey's Talent Scouts, CBS; Eisenhower's Crusade in Europe, ABC; Kukla, Fran & Ollie, NBC.


The Michael wasn’t the only honour Benny got in March 1950. Radio Daily made this declaration on its front page of March 10.

BENNY ACCLAIMED TOP PERSONALITY
Crosby, Hope And Amos 'n' Andy Also Rate High With Radio Editors In Radio Daily Poll
Jack Benny has been acclaimed "the greatest radio personality during the last 25 years" in a questionnaire poll of 330 of the nation's radio editors completed yesterday by RADIO DAILY.
In naming Benny many of the radio editors supported their choice with comments about him as a master show-man who has consistently presented top comedy programming over the years. Second choice of the radio editors was Bing Crosby who ran close to Benny in the balloting while third place resulted in a tie between Bob Hope and Amos 'n Andy.
In selecting Benny most of the radio editors wrote in their non-commercial choice. This honor went to the late Franklin Delano Roosevelt, of whom one editor wrote: "He relied almost entirely on radio to instill confidence, faith and courage in this nation."
Comments were many and varied among the radio editors in awarding the honor to Benny. Among them were:
"Jack Benny for his personal accomplishments and those he has helped to stardom."—Nat Lund, Seattle Times, Seattle, Wash.
"Jack Benny is not necessarily the best or the greatest judged in terms of pure talent—but he deserves the title of 'greatest' in the sense that his radio characterization has not only become a national tradition, but has maintained itself as such in the top levels of public acclaim longer than any other." — Ben Gross New York Daily News.
"If by radio personality you mean entertaining personality, I'd say Jack Benny." — Peg White, San Diego Journal, San Diego, Calif.
"If F. D. R. is barred from competition, I'll throw my vote to Jack Benny who had led the way so many years."— John Crosby, New York Herald-Tribune.
In taking the poll RADIO DAILY asked radio editors one question: "Who Was the Greatest Radio Personality During the Last 25 Years?" Editors were invited to comment on their selection.
Among other personalities who received ballots in the poll were Walter Winchell, Arthur Godfrey, Lowell Thomas, Major Bowes, H. V. Kaltenbom, Alexander Woollcott and Will Rogers.
Jack Benny, currently starred in the "Jack Benny Show" on Columbia Broadcasting System Sundays from 7:00 to 7:30 p.m., EST, under sponsorship of the American Tobacco Company, first entered radio 18 years ago.
Started In 1932
Back in 1932, Benny bumped into columnist Ed Sullivan one night in a Broadway restaurant. Sullivan asked him to guest on his radio program the following evening. "But I don't know anything about radio," Jack protested. "Nobody does," Sullivan replied.
Benny offered to give it a whirl, gratis, and on this first broadcast of his life introduced himself with a line now immortal in radio, "This is Jack Benny talking. Now there will be a brief pause for everyone to say, 'Who cares'?"
First Commercial On NBC
Millions did care, as Benny soon found out. The same year, 1932, he had a sponsor and a network program on NBC. He was a sensation from the start, zooming to the top in rating sweepstakes and helping to put radio on its first real pants. He has remained at the top, or pretty much so, ever since, a national institution and trail-blazer in radio comedy.
The "Jack Benny Show" has remained virtually constant in basic pattern through the years, evidence of its tested value as a style of entertainment. As everybody knows, Jack doesn't tell the jokes himself, though he is a master wit. He is the "unhappy" target for the barbs of his radio gang.
As a master showman, Jack Benny's genius is universally recognized. His knack of building personalities into stars of their own right is well known. Dennis Day, Eddie Anderson, who plays Rochester, and Phil Harris are notable examples of his star system.
Benny and his company moved over to CBS from NBC in January, 1949, and since then his Lucky Strike broadcasts have been a Sunday night feature from Hollywood.


The day before the survey results came out, Radio Daily published the latest Pacific Hooperatings. Jack’s show was number one at 40.9, with Bergen and McCarthy next at 33.1. Incidentally, Dennis Day was 11th at 19.6, while Phil Harris and Alice Faye followed at 18.9.

Jack continued to popular. It took another 15 years before he succumbed to glum ratings. 1932 to 1965 is a pretty good run for anyone.

Saturday, 10 May 2025

Bray vs McCay

Animated cartoons started filling movie screens during World War One, and one of the men behind them was J.R. Bray.

Historians tell us Mr. Bray was involved in a little subterfuge. The story goes in 1913, he paid a visit to cartoonist Winsor McCay, who explained the techniques he used in making and filming “moving” cartoons. On January 9, 1914, he filed for a patent (granted Aug. 11) for a process to create animated films, and started pushing others to pay him royalties—including McCay.

This is either a syndicated or (more likely) wire service story about one of Bray's several court cases to uphold the Bray-Hurd patent on the process of making animated cartoons.

I like the way Bray paints himself as a champion of the individual animator, and how Bray is actually helping the poor innocent cartoonist to make money, money, money. Bray glosses over the fact he wants his cut.

This version of the story appeared in the June 6, 1915 edition of the Brooklyn Eagle though I've seen the same story in other papers on later dates.

J. R. BRAY EXPLAINS LAW SUIT
Considerable comment has been created lately by reason of a suit by J. R. Bray, maker of the Pathe-Bray Cartoon Comedies, against certain other cartoonists for infringement of his patents on his process for producing animated cartoons.
In the answer filed in the suit the claim is made that Mr. Bray's patents should not have been granted on the grounds that the process is the same as that previously used by Mr. McCay. An article appeared recently in a New York paper criticising Mr. Bray for bringing suit for infringement of his patent, and expressing the belief on the part of the writer of the article that Mr. Bray is endeavoring to corner the market on animated cartoons. When Mr. Bray's attention was directed to this article by our correspondent, he stated that the party responsible for the article was laboring under an entirely wrong impression.
"I am not endeavoring to corner the market for animated cartoons," said Mr. Bray, "nor am I desirous of keeping any artist or cartoonist of ability out of the field. The idea of making drawings that move was not original with Mr. McCay. Animated cartoons had been produced in Paris by Pathe Freres several years before Mr. McCay made his first film, and moving drawings of a very simple and crude type had been produced long before that in the form of toys called "The Wheel of Life," and other novelties. However, either these cartoons were so crude or the methods of producing them were so tedious, complicated and expensive as to render them impractical commercially.
"I have invented methods of simplifying the work so as to make the animated cartoon economically practical. I have just had a second patent granted which embodies improvements, and new features which greatly improve the quality and the effect of the animated cartoon. I have spent thousands of dollars and years of time developing the animated cartoon on a practical basis, and have just perfected a new improvement which we will have patented, which will simplify matters still more and bring the product to a still higher slate of perfection. Instead of spending six months on one film, we are now producing at the rate of several a week. None of these methods were over used by Mr. McCay or anybody else prior to ourselves. We have a large and well organized staff, and have laid our plans for the development of this business on a tremendous scale. We do not want to limit the field to a few artists, but want the work of all the best men obtainable. We plan to protect the quality and hold up the price to a level that will give the artist what his work is really worth. Our plan is co-operative. The average artist, humorist or otherwise, is not a business man, and has in most cases, received a very small proportion of the returns his talent has produced. It is our plan that under our co-operative system, all cartoonists of ability who are able to do high-class animated cartoons, shall be able to take advantage of our patented process, thereby caving a vast amount of work for themselves and get a higher rate than if they attempt to produce the cartoons independently. Furthermore, all of the artists co-operating with us are advertised extensively, and given full credit for their work."


Bray had a number of animators under contract and was able to put them to work. In late 1915, he signed a contract with Paramount.

The Motion Picture News of Dec. 18, 1915 tells the story.

Col. Heezaliar Will Tell the Truth for Paramount
His Creator, J. R. Bray, Who Was a Steady Contributor to Life, Puck and Judge Before Going to Pathe, Will Furnish One Reel of Animated Cartoons a Week

SMALLER even than "Little Mary" Pickford is the newest star who has been signed up to appear exclusively on the Paramount Program. He is Colonel Heezaliar, who for many months has materialized from the pen of J. R. Bray, the noted cartoonist, and appeared with his travel notes and records of doughty exploits, on the screen.
Colonel Heezaliar, it will be remembered, is the man who calmly stood at the plate, with the bases full, and allowed the second strike to flick the ashes off his cigar, and then clouted the next one a rap which would make the swats of Home-Run Baker sound like the drop of a ripe grape into a coal bunker.
And now the Colonel is to star alongside Mary Pickford, Marguerite Clark, Pauline Frederick, Hazel Dawn and the other notables on the Paramount Program. It has been brought about by a new contract between the Paramount and the J. R. Bray Studios, Inc., whereby Paramount will have one full reel of animated cartoons each week.
J. R. Bray, the creator of Colonel Heezaliar, and inventor of several patented processes by which these funny cartoons are produced, has added five noted artists to his staff. Each one will specialize in one form of cartoon work, and their productions will supplement the bi-weekly appearances of Heezaliar.
In addition to this feature, Mr. Bray is preparing something which he is confident will be the most startling and original feature of this kind ever shown, and will open up Ma new field in motion pictures.
He is not yet ready to announce it, but C. Allan Gilbert, long famous as artist and illustrator, is working with him on the first releases, which will be ready some time in January. The new feature will be known as the "Bray-Gilbert Releases," and will appear once a month.
"I am surprised myself at the immense popularity of Colonel Heezaliar," said Mr. Bray to Motiox Picture News. "It is without doubt the strongest cartoon character in existence, and is second only to Chaplin as a comedy character. Consequently we are going to feature this subject in the new releases, but in addition we will release a quantity of cartoon material, which will include a topical cartoon to accompany the Paramount Newspictures.
"Besides Mr. Gilbert I have added such artists as L. M. Glackens, Earl Hurd, C. T. Anderson and Paul Terry to the staff at the Bray Studios, and each will contribute something strong and striking to the new cartoon releases. Mr. Gilbert's new series is to be a phantasy novelty almost startling in its originality and conception.
"It has long been my ambition to produce the highest class of cartoon comedy possible, and place it before the highest class audiences in this country. For this purpose I have concluded that Paramount best suits my needs, and hence I have joined the Paramount program.
"In addition to these releases, we have arranged extensive distribution abroad. I believe my work is even better known in England than it is at home, and we plan to take advantage of the European market for such subjects. I have studied this cartoon question as related to motion pictures for more than eight years, and my original object in going into it was to open and develop a new field for the activities of artists. I believe I have done this."
Mr. Bray was born in Detroit, Mich., and has lived in New York since 1901. He was for seven years a newspaper artist, being also a steady contributor to the humorous weeklies, such as Life, Puck and Judge. He took his ideas to Pathe Freres over three years ago, since he felt that such a house with its many foreign branches could give him a larger international circulation than any other.
The Pathe officials at once saw the value of his work, and from that day to this he has dealt only with Pathe. Millions of persons have laughed and are laughing at the "Heezaliar" and "Police Dog" series, and his political cartoons in the Pathe News, the motion picture weekly, have attracted widespread newspaper comment.
Mr. Bray has truly originated a new school of art.




In 1919, Bray severed ties with Paramount and formed the Bray Pictures Corporation, then hooked up with Sam Goldwyn. But Bray lost interest in cartoons having made money with government and educational films during World War One. Bray closed his entertainment studio in spring of 1927 and carried on making other kinds of films.

His name appeared in the early sound cartoon period, but only to mention the cel process used in a film had been licensed under the Bray-Hurd patents. Theatrical animation would move forward, thanks to other people.

Note: part of this post appeared on the old GAC forums.

Friday, 9 May 2025

Story By

Friz Freleng’s Slick Hare (1947) featured celebrity caricatures, notably of Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall, but cartoon expert E.O. Costello pointed out a couple the other day I should have caught.



Just as Tex Avery’s Hollywood Steps Out (1941) includes a happy producer Leon Schlesinger and right-hand man Henry Binder, the shot above is of the authors of this particular cartoon, Tedd Pierce and Mike Maltese.

Pierce was a noted martini imbiber when he wasn’t writing cartoons.

The two turn up in an early Bugs Bunny cartoon, Wackiki Wabbit (1943).

Pierce and his sister were amateur stage actors in the late 1920s. Maltese was a frustrated comedian. The two of them, remembered Warners assistant animator Jerry Eisenberg, would entertain staff members during studio coffee breaks.

Maltese succumbed to Joe Barbera waving dollars in front of him in November 1958 and moved to Hanna-Barbera. Pierce left the studio around 1960 and was soon writing The Alvin Show at Format Films.

Maltese and Pierce did another fine job on this cartoon, with Leopold Stokowski conducting a juke box and Ray Milland’s typewriter scene in The Lost Weekend being parodied. Director Friz Freleng shows perfect timing in the “pick up pie” scene with Bugs and Elmer.

Thursday, 8 May 2025

How To Clobber a Wolf

Tex Avery’s wolf is calling for Swing Shift Cinderella, not knowing she’s behind him with a frying pan.

She slowly moves the pan back over her head and, then, wham!

The action is all accomplished in these drawings. The first two are on two frames, the rest on single frames.

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Preston Blair, Ray Abrams and Ed Love are the animators on this 1945 release. Whether Avery had his own effects animator, I don't know. Heck Allen gets the story credit.

Wednesday, 7 May 2025

The Heartbreak of Cake Pans

Bob and Ray brought several characters with them from WHDH Boston when they were hired at NBC New York in July 1951, mainly Mary Margaret McGoon and Tex Blaisdell. Then, at the network, they created more people.

One concept they came up with was a staff of announcers. There were ten. The problem was finding a personality for them; a character has to have characteristics. On the first shows, Shep Carruthers was the head announcer. One of the others was a guy who sounded like Elmer Fudd.

Carruthers was dropped, but Bob and Ray found something else for the other to do. They eliminated the “w” for “r” vocalistics and, instead, made him an incompetent roving reporter who talked before his mike was on. He was Wally Ballou.

However, Shep was not forgotten. He was revived in John Crosby’s Herald Tribune syndicate column of April 25, 1954. Crosby was away, so Bob and Ray filled the space with material that was much like you would find on their radio show. In fact, the whistling “s” routine was on an NBC radio show involving another of their phoney announcers, Artie Schermerhorn, who later was a partner or rival to Ballou on the CBS radio shows of around 1960. The fake bandleaders are based on, I think, a WHDH routine.

Nighttime Soap Opera
While John Crosby is on vacation, his column will be continued by a number of guest writers.
By BOB (ELLIOTT) and RAY (GOULDING)
SHEP CARRUTHERS, a former member of our announcing staff, dropped into our office the other day. His new teeth look just fine, and the sibilant trouble he once had is practically gone. (So much so, that he's back on the staff of WSSS, Sioux City.)
In addition to his on-the-air chores, Shep tells us he's also to be assistant program director, and that he's got a lot of new plans for shows. Radio listening habits have changed due to TV, says Shep, and it's now imperative for stations to revise their schedules.
* * *
Among his ideas for Sioux City, he may have stumbled upon a few that will bear watching. For instance, instead of the usual early morning "rise and shine" program (news, weather, farm news, etc.), Shep will sign the station on at 6 a. m. with an educational series, conducted by Dr. Harvey Hurtle, the author, lecturer, and former soap box derby winner. From 9 a. in. to noon, Shep plans three hours of dance band remote broadcasts from local ballrooms. Not that folks would be there dancing that early, but he feels it would be different anyway. Already slated for appearances are such well-known musical figures as Guyl Ombardo. Tom E. Dawsey, Vonman Rowe, and the one and only Fred E. Martin Orchestra, with vocals by Sink Rossbee.
Later in the day, the schedule will spotlight Happy Jack Forbush and his disk jockey program from the Peeping Tom Country Club, where the good folks from the surrounding fox-hunting country get together in their pink coats and battered top hats, after an afternoon of jumping.
* * *
FINALLY, in a daring departure, the new Carruthers lineup features soap operas for evening listening. Shep feels the men-folk miss too much of the daily pathos and drama so popular with their wives, so from now on, they'll be able to enjoy this truly American institution right along with them. He left with us a sample script from his new series, "Mother McGee, the Best Cook in the Neighborhood," and it sure looks good.
Roughly, the story line revolves around the baking of a layer cake for the country fair, under almost insurmountable difficulties. First, she misplaces her baking powder; then her almond extract turns up on the third shelf of the pantry, when it should have been on the second shelf. Discovering that it is impossible to bake a layer cake with one layer, Mother McGee is thwarted because she has only one 9-inch cake pan.
* * *
But let us quote directly from the script. Mother McGee has just welcomed Burford Leffingwell, the village half-wit, into her sunlit kitchen. She tells him to go over and lie down behind the stove, but instead he crawls under the rub and plays he is dust, as a knock sounds on the door:
SOUND: KNOCK ON DOOR.
MOTHER: Come in . . .
SOUND: DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES.
O'FAIL: How do you do, madam? I am Sean O'Fail, a traveling tinker. I also sell 9-inch cake pans. Could I sell you a 9-inch cake pan?
MOTHER: What did you say?
O'FAIL: I said . . .
MOTHER: Bless you, m'lad! How much is the cake pan?
O'FAIL: Tuppence ha'penny.
MOTHER: Here you are, and bless you, lad.
SOUND: COINS FALLING INTO TIN DISH.
O'FAIL: Good day to you kindly.
MOTHER: Good luck attend you, Sean O'Fail, the traveling tinker.
SOUND: DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES.
MOTHER: (musing) Now that I have another 9-inch pan, I can get on with my baking. (HUMS) I will bake a sugar cake . . . Oh! . . . Oh!!!! Where is my OLD 9-inch cake pan?
MUSIC: STING (AND UNDER).
ANNOUNCER: Well . . . it is incredible, but true. Now, kindly Mother McGee has lost her OLD cake pan. She has the new one, but where is the old one? Is there a curse on the tidy little McGee home? Is Sean O'Fail, the traveling tinker, really a tinker, or didn't he speak clearly? What is that letter from J. Edgar Hoover on the mantelpiece? Is there a hint of coming events in the rumor that Anthony Eden is going to switch to snap-brim hats? Listen tomorrow, when we'll hear Mother McGee say. . .
MOTHER: Where is my oregano?
MUSIC: THEME UP TO END.

Tuesday, 6 May 2025

Mouth A-Fire

Good pacing and some fun sight gags highlight the Art Davis unit’s last cartoon at Warner Bros., Bye, Bye Bluebeard (released in 1949).

A mouse in Porky’s home disguises himself as Bluebeard the killer to get food from him. It turns out the real Bluebeard is in the house. The villain decides to chow down on a steak, only to find the mouse eating it, claiming he’s Bluebeard’s conscience.

Bluebeard tries to swallow the mouse because a conscience is supposed to be inside him. The mouse is a step ahead of the bad guy, dousing himself with tabasco sauce before Bluebeard swallows him.

First, some contented chewing.



Anticipation.



Extreme. These frames are back to back.



Anticipation drawing and extreme. Back to back frames.



Sid Marcus wrote the story for his old Columbia partner. Animation is credited to Bill Melendez, Basil Davidovich, Emery Hawkins and Don Williams.

Monday, 5 May 2025

A Terry Transformation

There’s some interesting morphing animation at the start of Bluebeard’s Brother, a 1932 Terrytoon.

A sometimes cross-eyed spider has killed his girl-friend. Since it’s a Terrytoon, she’s a mouse. As he growls to himself about the death, he turns into her. These are consecutive drawings.



Later, during a goofy walk cycle, he turns into a judge.



Frank Moser and Paul Terry got screen credits, but word is Bill Tytla is responsible for animating this odd scene. In fact, the whole cartoon is strange and seems to be about bats attaching a circus, and the deranged spider (Bluebeard’s brother?) kidnapping a girl fly. Only a TV print is available and it seems two minutes was cut for television.

Regardless, it’s worth seeing so you can ask “What did I just watch?” when it’s over.

Charlie Judkins tells me Terry voiced the spider.

Tomorrow on Tralfaz, a different Bluebeard.