Walk This Way

You know the old gag when two people are talking, one says “walk this way,” and the other copies their walk?

How old is it? It goes back to the days of silent comedies. One of them is in the animated film “Down the Mississippi” (1920). The maid character says it to a cat (who is treated like a human). I like the animated lightning bolts that are used as a take.



The cat stomps its foot while it thinks then walk that way.



The cartoon was released as part of the Paramount Magazine by Famous Players-Lasky. It was drawn by Frank Moser, who later went into business with Paul Terry and found himself walking this way to a lawyer’s office and suing when Terry cut him out of the studio in 1936.

Thanks to Devon Baxter for the frames.

It's the Warden

Tex Avery’s unit was let go in March 1953 before the completion of “Cellbound” (released in 1955). Mike Lah took over direction with animators from the Hanna-Barbera unit—Ken Muse, Irv Spence and Ed Barge.

Here’s a typical Avery reaction when an escaped jailbird releases he’s been transported back into the prison he has just escaped, and has been parked in the Warden’s office.



And the consecutive drawings of the prisoner recoils in fright. As he shakes, there’s a snake rattle sound effect on the track.



This was Avery’s last cartoon for MGM. Paul Frees provides the voices and Ed Benedict designed the characters.

Writing For Radio, 1933

Radio was still very a local affair on the U.S. West Coast in the early 1930s. The big network stars were based in New York. As technology advanced in the mid-‘30s, the stars moved out West, more and more of them got into radio, and the networks took up more and more of their affiliates’ time. But before that, the West Coast stations had to come up with their own shows in the evening, some of which rivalled what was coming out of New York; “Blue Monday Jamboree” is one that immediately comes to mind.

Similar to the network shows, the locally-produced shows weren’t off the cuff. A Continuity Department was responsible for the scripts, including gag material.

This story from the Los Angeles Times of December 10, 1933 may give you a flavour of what it was like. The gist of the story is gag-writing was no different for the local Continuity Department as it was for the men hired by comedians or ad agencies to put together those CBS or NBC programmes from the East. Yes, the Pat Weaver quoted in this story is the Pat Weaver (photo to right), who went on to the presidency at NBC. He and Jack Van Nostrand, also quoted in the story, later went on to work at the Young and Rubicam ad agency and both were involved with producing Fred Allen’s radio show. Van Nostrand died of a heart attack on April 9, 1966.

The story also gets into comedy styles of the comedy stars who had, only within the last couple of years, moved into radio.

RADIO “GAG” WRITERS AGONIZE OVER JOKES
It May Be Funny to the Fans, But It’s Mighty Serious Business to the Boys Who Have to Think Up the Laughs
By CARROLL NYE
The serious business of making radio listeners laugh has developed a unique clan among the writing fraternity who live in a strange world of their own and speak a strange language.
We have interviews temperamental radio artists, business-like executives, smart-cracking comics and level-headed technicians but our encounter with a group of “gag” men in the throes of writing a comedy routine proved to be out most novel experience in gleaning slants from the radio realm.
We were attracted by a low moaning sound from one of the cubicle offices adjourning KHJ’s gaudy hall and poked our head in to investigate.
“Look!” exclaimed a lanky red-haired youth, “he poked his head in.”
“To investigate,” added a tall, dark chap with a dour expression.
“Have you a gag?” they asked in unison. We added our lack of same and the low moan was repeated.
When faced with a direct accusation they admitted they were the station’s gag men. The chap with the dour expression was Jack Van Nostrand, continuity editor, and the lad with the flaming locks was Pat Weaver.
The latter arose, with an apparent effort, out of the deep gloom that enveloped him. “Do you realize,” he said, “that if all the gage in the world were laid end to end . . .”
“They wouldn’t go very far,” supplied Van Nostrand.
“Seriously,” we asked, “what is the funniest thing there is?”
“Apparently the funniest thing in the world to a radio audience is a nudist colony,” Weaver declared. “Almost any gag that can be laid in such surroundings will get a laugh. It seems that nudity is funny. I don’t know why.”
AHA, A GAG!

Van Nostrand said, “You would if you had a mirror in your bathroom.” There was a rush for pencils and silence reigned as they wrote down the quip.
Through all of this disconnected, seemingly inane conversation there was no sign of a smile on their faces. They were two serious workman-like writers engrossed in evolving a gag for radio continuity.
Much of the comedy material is created during just such séances, while the greater part of it is produced from voluminous records kept by professional gag men, continuity writers and the comedians who dispense it over the air.
Ed Wynn has one of the largest libraries of comedy material and jokes extant and is constantly on the lookout for additional material. He commissioned one of his employees to be on the alert for joke books, regardless of their age or antiquity. The jokes contained in these books are then read and re-read by Wynn’s writing staff—annotated, cross-indexed and filed for future reference.
Grant Garrett, one of Eddie Cantor’s staff, employs another method. He jots down every funny story, situation and gag he hears. In turn, he writes them out in full and files them in a loose-leaf notebook, under his own classifications. In this book, one of three, each containing in the neighborhood of 100,000 gags, Garrett also makes note of any new or original gags. These, however, he lists under the “snapper,” or punch-line classification. The method of underlying this apparent madness is to prevent another writer stumbling across the material and lifting the entire joke.
A TRIPLE JOB
Various radio comedians divide their writing staffs into three groups: Situation men, gag men and rewrite men. The situation men have as their function the creation of the locale for a comedy skit and its underlying plot. The gag men hang jokes on this situation framework and the rewrite men polish up the script.
Different types of comedians require different types of material and, of necessity, different types of radio writers. The mad Marx brothers, for instance, employed the services of Arthur Sheekman and Nat Perrin, two writers with a distinctive “Marxian” style. They are as lucid and sane as any other members of the writing fraternity—save when they are writing for Groucho and Chico. Then they are Groucho and Chico, and think, act and write exactly as the two mad-caps. GAGDOM’S VERNACULAR
“Gagdom” has its own slang vernacular. The “snapper,” or punch-line, is the laugh line of a joke. A gag that has been “kicked around” is a joke that has been used time and time again. A “build-up” is the dialogue which sets the situation for the laugh which comes with the “snapper.”
Jack Pearl and Ed Wynn are masters of this style because they continue to fatten a comedy situation to the point of “milking” or securing every possible laugh from the listeners.
Sterling Holloway is adept at dispensing “throw-away” lines in which the laugh line is mumbled or spoken carelessly.
Gags are either “smart” or “dumb.” Jack Benny and Gill and Doemling are exponents of the smart cracks, while Gracie Allen and Sylvia Picker are proponents of “dumb lines.”
So goes the business of writing for radio. Writers burn the midnight oil and write in agony as they manufacture laugh lines which last a few seconds over the ether lanes---only to crop up again on another comedian’s routine in a few days or few weeks.
But the classic of unconscious humor occurred when a weary gag man, playing straight for a change, signed off KHJ’s broadcast of the March earthquake with: “The broadcast of this earthquake, originating in the studios of KHJ, comes to you through the facilities of the Columbia Broadcasting System.”

The Cats Bah

Phil De Guard paints some exceptional background drawings in “The Cats Bah” (1954). There’s a beautiful long shot of what we imagine to be Algiers as Pepe begins his flashback story. Director Chuck Jones shoots it diagonally so we can’t really snip it together.

There’s another pan shot tracking down the next background painting and that’s what you see to the right.

Maurice Noble was the layout artist on this cartoon.

Here are some shorter background drawings. Pepe’s love nest opens the cartoon. It has cherubs on the wall. Too much pastel and too frou-frou; Noble and De Guard got the effect they were going for. There’s some variety in the shots as well; some backgrounds are on a slight angle.

Writer Mike Maltese includes a little pun here. “Peter the Potter” is a play on Peter Potter, who was a disc jockey at KLAC in Los Angeles when this cartoon was made. Hanna-Barbera’s Peter Potamus was named for him as well.

Goodbye, Waves Barney Bear

There’s an early Yogi Bear cartoon where the smarter-than-the-average you-know-what is suspended in mid-air after some balloons break. He turns to the audience, waves with a sad look on his face and then plummets out of the frame.

It sounds like something borrowed from Wile E. Coyote, but we also find it pre-Wile E. in the 1947 MGM cartoon The Bear and the Hare, co-directed by Mike Lah and Preston Blair. Incidentally, Lah animated the Yogi scene mentioned above.

It’s a six-drawing cycle, with the first and fourth drawings (the paw up and paw down) held for two frames. The third and the fifth drawings are re-used.



Here’s the cycle.



And here’s Barney falling out the scene.



Don Patterson, Irv Levine, Ray Abrams and Gil Turner provide solid, though not spectacular, animation. The story writer is not credited.

Benny, Writing and Ratings

We’ve been talking a bit about writers of old-time comedy/variety shows as of late, so let’s delve into the subject one more time.

Jack Benny talks about his writers in this 1959 TV Key syndicated column. But a couple of other subjects spring out a little bit more.

It’s incredulous that Jack would say he’d been trying to get out of the 7:30 time slot since 1939. Setting aside the fact that his show was on radio through the ‘40s and ‘50s at 7 p.m. Eastern (and 9:30 on the West Coast), it’s hard to believe a star of Benny’s magnitude couldn’t get a time slot he really wanted, especially after jumping to CBS in 1949. The trades in the early ‘40s pointed out Benny was powerful enough to fend off an attempt by his sponsor to switch to Grape Nuts from Jell-O earlier than it happened.

And Jack seems unwilling to accept the possibility his ratings were slipping because people wanted to watch something new, and then dismisses the ratings altogether. Ratings are a funny thing. When they say you’re number one, you don’t disagree with them. But when they say you’re number four, you find all kinds of reasons why they’re wrong.

Whether Jack was merely putting on a good face about the time change is unclear. He didn’t hesitate in 1963 to publicly complain when CBS (well, Jim Aubrey, to be precise), moved Red Skelton back a half hour and put Petticoat Junction as his lead-in.

This column appeared in papers on September 30, 1959.

Jack Benny To Shift Time Spot
By CHARLES WITBECK
Jack Benny is moving into the 10 p.m. spot on alternating Sundays beginning Oct 4. The network, CBS, is a little worried about the change, but Jack isn't.
"For twenty years I've been trying to get out of my 7:30 p.m. time slot," said Benny in Hollywood. "But no one would listen to me."
Jack isn't running from "Maverick." "Listen, I think good weather hurt me much more than "Maverick." When it gets light in the spring back in Chicago I lose viewers."
"Funny thing about "Maverick," he continued. "I checked the ratings once and found both of us in the first ten. Explain that."
'Like the Fella'
Jack thinks "Maverick" will keep going when many other westerns die out. He says comedy is much harder to keep going. "As for a western, a bad one is not much different from a good one. No issue is involved. But you get a bad comedy show and you're in trouble flight away. I think it's very important too in a western for the fans to like the fella. If they like the fella, it's hard to do a really bad show."
Benny slides the same comparison over the show. He says one reason why his programs don't suffer much is because fans like his cast of Mary Livingston, Rochester, Dennis Day and Don Wilson.
"And with his familiar cast and alternate week shows, at least I have a chance to be meticulous," Jack went on. "I sit in with my writers and we throw around ideas maybe for two days before we put one on paper. If it were a weekly show we'd have to grab the first few ideas that came up."
Jack says he's more of an editor than a writer. He wrote better years ago in vaudeville than he does now. "If I did a lot now." Jack said, "and you met me in the street, I'd be thinking so hard I wouldn't recognize you."
Sits in With Writers
Jack is really pleased because his four writers including oldtimers Sam Perrin and George Balzer want him to sit in with them. Jack can smooth out switches so that even if the jokes don't play too well, it won't be embarrassing.
"We have a lot of laughs together," Benny said. This is where he gets his kicks. Jack doesn't press his writers either. There's no set time for work and when the men get together none of them worry about topping last week's show.
"All I say is try not to write a lousy show," Benny remarked. "And don't try to write a great show." When it gets down on paper, editor Benny can usually feel how good a show it is. "Take our first show on the fourth with Jimmy Stewart and his wife, Gloria," Benny said. "We have a very funny thing about to come off. If it works it win be a very good show."
Benny qualifies this by laying that both he and the writers always think their shows are better than they are. They're an appreciative audience. Benny is more nervous with a good show than a bad one because he wants to get the most out of it.
Jack doesn't keep check on ideas used on Sunday. He says he can't remember after a show which writer suggested what. "I can't even remember ideas I thought up," he added. "Not long ago Ed Sullivan wanted me on for a bit. I was thinking of something to do when I remembered a bit I was going to do on the Perry Como Show. Goodman Ace, an old friend, was the writer on the show, so I called him up to see if I could use it. Goody laughed when I told him and said, 'Go ahead; it was your idea anyway.' So help me, I can't believe it was mine now."
Editor, part time writer, violin player and comedian, Benny does take credit for two things he learned in his old vaudeville days and he offers the message to aspiring comedians. "One," says Jack, "if you do a monologue, talk on a subject. Use oneliners and you're due for trouble. Two, work out situations where you're frustrated. Also try to be different. Don't be afraid of this life. I'd be bored stiff in a situation comedy."
Many of the things Jack has grown famous for have started by accident, like his feud with Fred Allen in the days of radio. One night on Allen's show a ten-year-old boy got up and played "The Bee" on his violin. When he finished all Allen said was "Jack Benny should be ashamed of himself."
Feud Grows
"Next week I picked it up," said Jack. "Then Fred brought in three or four stooges from my home town to prove I couldn't play the violin. In my next show I have my stooges on.
"Well we're into the feud for over half a year before Fred and I even talked to each other about it. There was nothing rigged before-hand."
Beany paused. "I tell you if Fred were alive, the feud could last forever because we didn't do it every week.
"Me, I can only take bows for knowing what to leave out And I'm sure I've taken out good things and replaced them with something not so good. We make mistakes. But we're meticulous and I think we know enough to keep a show from stinking up the air."

A Pencil, A President and Others By Allen Swift

His voice wasn’t evil. It was creepy evil.

Simon Bar Sinister was provided a perfect voice by Allen Swift. He wasn’t ravingly mad. His even, intense tone was, well, sinister. Swift’s performance was riveting to young cartoon-viewing me.

“Underdog” was the first place I remembered hearing Swift but, pretty soon, I could pick out his voice in all kinds of commercials. For a few decades, Swift may have been the most wanted spot voice on the East Coast because he could do straight reads and characters.

Swift had a diverse career. He hosted a children’s show on television in New York. He produced a documentary. He operated a playhouse. He appeared on Broadway. He even recorded a tune for the Jubilee label in 1955 called “Johnny Podres Has A Halo ‘Round His Head.”

“Merchandising your talent ... is almost as important as having the talent,” Swift once said. And Swift knew how to sell himself. He caught the ear of all kinds of newspaper columnists in New York, and there was a stream of feature stories from either a paper or wire service or syndicator about Swift seemingly every year from the mid 1950s. In fact, I’ve found two completely different stories from the Associated Press’ New York bureau from early 1969. He sent blurbs to columnists about the commercials he had just voiced. He sent them one-liners they could use as comedy filler.

I’m going to present only four stories about Swift. It’s a case of first-come, first-serve. I restricted myself to the ‘60s and these are the first four I found. So you’ll miss Earl Wilson’s column about him from 1960. I’ll post a fifth one next week dealing with landing commercial roles. He got lots of ink in the ‘70s, too.

Sorry, animation fans, but there’s little about his cartoon work here. One sloppy newspaper somehow thought he was in a show called Thunderdog. A neat title, actually, but the Associated Press columnist had it correct in the original write.

Two things: it’s interesting to read Swift talking about being willing to work for scale. That may sound like cheapening yourself out, but Swift was a smart businessman. The real money in commercials isn’t in getting paid to read it; the money is in the residuals. Voice talent keeps getting a pay cheque if the spot keeps running. Swift knew overpricing himself meant potentially not getting his foot in the door, and getting his foot in the door was all he needed for a potential, eventual big payday.

There’s also a reference to I Am Curious (Yellow), a controversial-for-its-time movie from 1967.

This story was published in March 21, 1964.

His Voice Is Tops, His Pay-Minimum
By JOAN CROSBY
National Enterprise Association
New York—To Allen Swift a scale is not something to weigh yourself on or a musical exercise. It is something to work for.
Swift, 40 and a native New Yorker, is billed as “the man with a thousand voices.” As such, his tones — all one thousand of them — have been in televiewers living rooms as a piston, a monkey wrench, a rubber plunger, a pencil, a pen, a lamp, a germ (a bad one), tooth decay, a clam fish, a mail box and lots of dogs.
All this hardware animal and piscine life has appeared in television commercials. Swift, one of the top voice-over men in the commercial field, has made over 12,000 of them. His annual income is in the six-figure neighborhood, a nice place to live. But he doesn’t have exclusive contracts with any companies. And his fees are as modest as a actors union allows.
“I would rather work for scale — that’s the minimum wage set by the union — than to have only one or two clients whose assignments would leave me half my time here to play golf.”
BECAUSE Swift is recognized as a prestigious talent in his field, the fact that he works cheaply is a surprise to many agency men.
“I heard someone at a cocktail party say, ‘You should have gotten Allen Swift,’ the answer was, ‘We couldn't afford him.’ I set that man straight in a hurry.” Swift has not been seen on camera in several years. The back of his head appeared on That Was The Week That Was as President Eisenhower. He also provided the voice of Eisenhower in “The Longest Day.”
Proving his versatility he once dubbed some lines in a movie for David Niven and has been sports stars Pancho Gonzalez, Don Carter and Cary Middlecoff for commercials when those athletes found the reading of lines less than easy.
The son of a lawyer, Swift’s early interest was art. “But I think my love for acting superseded my desire to be a painter. I never really had the opportunity to be a serious actor. There were always other fields in show business where I could make an easier living.”

Next up, July 6, 1965. I have not found a copy of this column with a byline. Swift told a similar story about Godfrey and the clueless client to Earl Wilson, revealing he also imitated Godfrey’s basso announcer/sidekick, Tony Marvin, in the same commercial.

Voice Specialist Well Paid For Imitating Men, Things
NEW YORK (UPI)—One of the more wonderful characters in the modern show world is the voice specialist. A good one—and there are fewer of them than you have fingers — can earn $200,000 a year or more. A chap like Mel Blanc or Allen Swift for example.
Blanc is well known for his impersonations of many Hollywood shows and the Jack Benny television show and for his peculiar scrambled vocal effects.
Allen Swift, who is younger and works in New York, is not as widely known but he earned a quarter of a million dollars last year mainly by doing voice specialties on television commercials.
Swift a native New Yorker who started out to be a stand up comedian only to see that phase of show business fade out about the time he was beginning to arrive, also imitated the voices of famous personalities.
He imitated President Eisenhower’s voice in a feature film, for example.
Bit of Flim Flammery
“On another occasion, I imitated Arthur Godfrey’s voice. This was a bit of flim flammery,” he chuckles. “A certain advertising agency had a client that wanted Godfrey for a show.
“The client wanted Godfrey to audition but Arthur doesn’t audition for anybody, so they got me to imitate Arthur for the audition and kept the client happy.”

Much of Swift’s work is in devising original vocal effects for commercials. “I have done vocal effects that made me appear in commercials as a penguin, a peanut, a sparkplug, a pencil or a piston for example.” he said.
Another of his recent jobs was as Harvey Spooner, the guy who goes all to pieces if he doesn’t get Campbell’s soup for dinner.
In a career of not too much over a decade, Mr. Swift, who looks a bit like a younger Peter Ustinov, has done 12,000 radio and television commercials.
“For an actor to do commercials well he has to like doing them,” Swift said. “He has to think like a merchant as well as like a performer and copywriter. If he can’t project himself into all three mental roles, his commercials won’t ring true.”
Talent Most Important
Merchandising your talent in special effects is almost as important as having the talent but not quite, Swift said. If you don’t have a native and special talent in the first place, all the training and merchandising skill in the world won’t put you over.”
Swift discovered his talent when he was eight years old. It was at a performance of Maurice Chevalier to the film ‘The Beloved Vagabond’ in Philadelphia, he recalls.
“I discovered I could mimic Mr. Chevalier, whom I regard as the greatest entertainer of our times, quite well. From that moment I determined to become an entertainer.”
A lot of Swift’s assignments are emergency work. “Just the other day one of the big networks had to make an emergency change in a taped show. One of the performers whose lines had been changed at the insistence of top network officials wasn’t available to speak the new lines. I was called on to imitate his voice in patching the tape; this saved a lot of time and money.”
For this kind of work, which pays well, Swift has to be on tap so fast that a telephone answering service isn’t sufficient. He carries around with him a little “beep box” radio for which he pays Radio Relay Service $19 a month.

The first of a pair from the Associated Press. This one is from May 26, 1968.

Swift Is a Fast Change Artist In Voice Disguise Department
By JERRY BUCK
NEW YORK (AP) — A few years ago a struggling young actor named Allen Swift went down to one of the networks to audition for a job as staff announcer. He was handed four of five pieces of copy to read, and afterwards, the producer came out of the control booth in hysterics. Swift, it turned out, had read each announcement in a different voice.
“That's great. Simply great,” the producer told him. “But sorry, we want all our announcers to sound alike.”
That may have been a temporary disappointment for Swift, but it didn't hold him back. You can’t turn on a television set or radio today without hearing his voice—and likely as not it's different each time.
Swift, a man who is seldom seen, does more commercials than anyone else. He has more than 400 playing at this time, and in all he’s done more than 20,000. Because of his great facility for voices and dialects, Swift is said to be the only one in the business allowed to make commercials for competing products.
SWIFT, 44, WHO with a blond moustache and a spade beard looks remarkably like Peter Ustinov, is the voice of the Jello Zodiacs, the duck for Drake's Cakes, the peanut for M&Ms, the Herring Maven and all of the voices for “Tom and Jerry,” “Underdog” and other cartoons.
“From such a thing you make a living,” he admits with a smile.
He is the announcer for the presidential campaign spots for Sen. Eugene J. McCarthy, D-Minn.—the same function he served with Adlai Stevenson.
He was the voice of Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower in the motion picture “The Longest Day.” And when a sports figure can’t put enough sell into his endorsement, Swift steps in. He has even substituted for other announcers — using their voice.
“I CAN’T SAY that I’ve made a special study of dialects, but I listen constantly.” He says, “I don’t keep any kind of book, but it gets stored away and I can call on it when I need it.”
Lighting up a cigar, Swift said he takes no special precautions to preserve his voice. “I think use strengthens it, just like exercise.
“I was doing dialects and funny voices even as a kid and my mother was always telling me to stop talking like that or I’d ruin my voice," he said. “You know, I’ve heard my wife telling my son the same thing. He just finished an engagement with the road show of ‘Fiddler on the Roof’.”
Swift got into commercials in 1954 when he was the voice of all the puppets on the “Howdy Doody Show.”
“One day an advertising agency called up NBC and asked who was the voice of a certain puppet,” he said. “The network told them it was Allen Swift and they hired me for a commercial.
“Later they called again and asked who was the voice of another puppet and again the network told them it was Allen Swift. So I did another commercial and one just led to another after that.”
SWIFT SAID THE anonymity is something that would have bothered him as a young man, “but today I'm grateful for it. I have two little girls and I can take them into the park and nobody knows me.
“After a Mike Douglas show I was recognized everywhere I west, it seems, and I didn’t care for it at all. What happens to well-known people? They can’t go out on the streets.”
Swift’s voices have their uses outside television. When his secretary’s away, he answers in her voice. And once when an artist friend didn’t get paid for a piece of work, Swift used a British accent in a bit of subterfuge to collect the commission.
THE BIG THING IN the future is a television interview show he has created called “A Date with Genius.” He has taped several pilot shows in a studio he converted from an apartment.
“We interview great men on contemporary problems and they answer in their own words,” he said. “For instance, Mark Twain speaks out on the problems of youth, and Nicolo Machiavelli talks about Vietnam and the political situation.”
William Redfield is the interviewer and Swift does all the other parts with the aid of make-up and costume. “I like to play roles where nobody recognizes me,” he said.

And, finally, from March 29, 1969.

Monsters Seen Invading Future TV Commercials
By JERRY BUCK
AP Television-Radio Writer
NEW YORK (AP) – Would you buy a used car from Count Dracula? That may be the coming thing in television commercials.
“The next big thing is monsters.” Allen Swift puffed quietly on his cigar until the guffaws subsided. “I’m serious,” he said. “You're going to see a lot of monsters in commercials.”

Swift, a round-faced man with a ginger-colored Van Dyke, should know what he’s talking about. He’s been the voice on more commercials than anyone else. At last count the number had passed 30,000.
“I did a movie with Boris Karloff and Phyllis Diller called ‘The Mad Monster Party’ and I did all the other monster voices,” he said. “I guess it was Karloff's last movie.
“I don’t know if this is sparking it or what. But in two or three months you’re going to see these monster commercials.”
Slipping into an Inner Sanctum voice, he said, “Welcome to the Ford torture test. We’ll take your car and put it through all kinds of torture—you know, things like that. Another company is building a whole food product around monsters.
“It seemed like I do at least one a day,” Swift said. "Listen, you have no idea how funny it is. You’d think everybody is tapping everybody else’s telephone lines.
“There are three advertising agencies after this one account. One’s got it and is trying to hang onto it and two others are trying to get it away from them.
By coincidence I did the presentation commercials for all three —and, can you believe it, all three came up with virtually the same kind of monster approach.” He laughed. “The thing I’m afraid of is they're going to blame me for leaking it to each other.”
Asked about the increasing use of sex in commercials, he sighed and said, “Sex in commercials will grow in direct proportion to the lowering of barriers. Let's put it this way: I refuse to do nude commercials. I’m not curious, I’m just yellow.”

Dachshund Meets Hare

Not only does Herman Goering goose-step in Herr Meets Hare (1945), so does his dog.



Here are the drawings in one foot of film where the dog spots something that turns out to be Bugs Bunny burrowing underground.



You know Bugs’ line.



Gerry Chiniquy gets the rotating animation credit on this. Paul Julian is the uncredited map-maker.